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Sep 14 2011

Obama Regime Opens New Site for Turning In Dissidents

If Obamunism doesn’t terrify you yet, maybe this will do the trick:


Obama campaigned on the promise that he would “fundamentally transform” America to make it less like itself and more like the rest of the world. Most of the rest of the world is run by statist thugs who use fear to subjugate the population, so it should come as no surprise that his regime is encouraging us to rat out our neighbors for criticizing it — again.

As of yet this is still a soft tyranny. Until it becomes a hard one, we can at least laugh at the Mussolini wannabe in the White House, like they’re doing on Twitter. A few examples:

thorninaz thorninaz
Hey #attackwatch, I saw 6 ATM’s in an alley, killing a Job. It looked like a hate crime!

WendyGAv WendyGav
#attackwatch Gibson Guitars are 100% American made..have DOJ raid them..oops u did that already

iowahawkblog David Burge
Pssst #AttackWatch – your operation has been secretly infiltrated by 2 Tea Party collaborators. Find and destroy the saboteurs!

andilinks Andi Silver
People are calling our President the Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers, that’s not allowed is it? #Attackwatch @AttackWatch

JonahNRO Jonah Goldberg
Paging #attackwatch: unfair facts! RT @conncarroll: Morning Examiner: Obama loses big in NV and NY

benshapiro benshapiro
#AttackWatch takes victimology to a new level. Stop whining. Govern, you useless, self-aggrandizing bully.

jimmiebjr Jimmie
Dear #AttackWatch. I noticed you used Media Matters and Think Progress as trusted sources. May I also recommend Dr. Seuss and peyote?

keder Kevin
.@attackwatch RT @guypbenson: @keder Don’t forget that CBO projected OCare would cost 800,000 jobs! #AttackWatch

ExJon Jon G.
#AttackWatch There’s a new Twitter account making President Obama look like a creepy, authoritarian nutjob: @AttackWatch

secupp S.E. Cupp
Watch out, monthly jobless report. @AttackWatch is onto you. #attackwatch

diggrbiii R
Dear #attackwatch, there’s a rumor going around that Obama might be in over his head.

The laughter will really start when this cross between a farce and a nightmare is over, and moonbats have been driven out of the White House and back into their caves.

Compliments of Cons.Underground.

On tips from DM Grant, Wiggins, Karpet, B1bbet, Shawn, mega, Joek Loth, Bob Roberts, Anti socialist, The MaryHunter, Mary, Tony, and StanInTexas. Hat tips: Sad Hill News, Michelle Malkin.

67 Responses to “Obama Regime Opens New Site for Turning In Dissidents”

  1. Zim says:

    Great idea to send them false attacks. Unless it is against the law!!

  2. Apostle53 says:

    Wakeup call America!!

    An alarm from a Runaway slave.

  3. The MaryHunter says:

    Report to Attack Watch that Bill Clinton said in 2008 that Obama played the race card. OOooooooooo, that’s just darn hateful!

  4. Austin says:

    Ha-ha. Smell the desperation? The donation link at Attack Watch — where “folks like you” can donate to support the truth, or volunteer to share the facts — redirects supporters to the site where, speaking of fact, contributions go directly to the Obama campaign.

  5. Winston Smith says:

    I reported my attack last Thursday

    “I suffered visual and auditory attacks September 8, 2011 at 7pm when some guy calling himself President began attacking me every 5 seconds. It got so bad I had to change the channel but he was on all the channels.”

  6. The MaryHunter says:, I want to report a president attacking the integrity of the US (not to mention common sense) by giving huge taxpayer-funded loan guarantees to green-energy companies and also taking campaign donations from the heads of these same green-energy companies… which then failed, costing taxpayers millions.

  7. GoY says:

    I’ve seen several new reports stating unequivocally that Obama is a Keynesian. Stupid birthers! He showed them the birth certificate. What more do they want?

  8. GoY says:

    Dear AttackWatch,

    I never thought this could happen to me, but…

  9. Keith in Seattle says:

    I went to the site and posted the attack of the SEIU thugs on the conservative that put him in the hospital. Hope they look into it though it’s highly doubtful…

  10. Winston Smith says:

    Someone from Gibson Guitar should report the armed attack by jackboots on their company that shut them down after stealing their wood and guitars.

  11. SR says:

    Can you say backfire?

  12. Winston Smith says:

    I also reported the threats made by James Hoffa Jr. to “take me out”. Every real American should report that nut.

  13. Carmen says:

    Whew!! I just sent them 100 tweets turning in everyone from moose to my granny – break time

  14. Garrett says:
    I love how the evidence cited as proof that Obama supports Isreal is Obama’s own remarks. One must look no further than Obama’s ACTIONS to see that this man says one thing and does something completely different. Everything this guy says MUST be taken with a grain of salt because his number one priority is to play politics and keep his office. President Deception should be his new name.

  15. Bill T says:

    Did I hear correctly that Tea Party Team 12 double tapped obama Bin Lyin in NY/Nv

  16. Carmen says:

    Oh, I also reported all the evil MD’s that cut off the feet of diabetics – those bastards should pay!!

  17. ThatDorkEricDraven says:

    Looks like I can’t meet the legal requirements to donate:

    Legal Compliance
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    I am a United States citizen or a lawfully admitted permanent resident of the United States.
    This contribution is not made from the general treasury funds of a corporation, labor organization or national bank.
    This contribution is not made from the treasury of an entity or person who is a federal contractor.
    This contribution is not made from the funds of a political action committee.
    This contribution is not made from the funds of an individual registered as a federal lobbyist or a foreign agent, or an entity that is a federally registered lobbying firm or foreign agent.
    I am not a minor under the age of 16.
    The funds I am donating are not being provided to me by another person or entity for the purpose of making this contribution.

  18. Winston Smith says:

    I reported Obama for killing Muslims in Libya, Afghanistan, Iraq and Pock-E-Stawn as well as murdering Osama Bin Laden by denying him his civll rights and right to a trial in New Yak City as well as failing to read all the Muslims he killed their Miranda Rights.

  19. Winston Smith says:

    Also reported Planned Parenthoodlums for attacking and killing un-armed babies.

  20. HypocrisyHunter says:

    I just reported all you nasty cons.

    “Help! The Republicans are winning and they are going to make us get jobs and stuff! They also want me to show an ID when I vote, I don’t need one for my welfare check so why do I gotta have one to vote?”

  21. HypocrisyHunter says:

    Should I report that I’m still in Afghanistan, even though I was promised that if I voted for Hope and Change I was not going to get deployed over here?

  22. Grunt says:

    “Planned Parenthoodlums”
    …LOL…so much win.

    …updating vocabulary…

  23. StanInTexas says:

    HH, first and foremost, thank you for your service to this nation and to keeping my family safe.

    Second, all of Obama’s promises come with an expiration date. That particular promise expired the moment he was sworn in.

  24. KHarn says:

    Isn’t “paranoid” one of the requirements for being a dictator? How do you like your “hero of the revolution” now, regressives?

    Oh wait, they probably like him a lot more since they wanted the ONEderchild to be a tyrant.

  25. HypocrisyHunter says:

    Thanks for your support Stan.

    On the bright side, getting deployed is a dream come true for a young Tea Party guy…my pay is tax exempt while in a combat zone. 😉

    Doing my part to starve the beast! LOL

  26. Joe says:

    I just told them I’ve heard a lot of bad stuff, and on further investigation, it all turned out to be true. Then in the spot where you can link to a photo or video, I sent them the pic of obama as Urkel that was posted here a few days ago.

  27. A. Levy says:

    Joseph Goebbels would realy be proud of this bunch. I wonder if Obummer will make all his SEIU criminals start wearing brown shirts and arm bands.

    Things like this can only happen in a nation of people who were formally free, but now are docile sheep.

  28. Angie Mima says:

    OOOOOO, it’s “attack”!!!!
    I was listening to Rush today and my reception wasn’t very good.
    I thought he was saying “”.
    I was wondering why he was giving michelle’s website so much attention.

  29. Comrade Terry says:

    “Don’t think we’re not keeping score, brother.”

  30. Paul says:

    Anyone report Jesse Jackson’s wishes to castrate then Senator Obama?

  31. wingmann says:
    Get the facts.
    Fight the smears

    A spokesman for AW has confirmed today that ALL the”smears”that that are being reported are…well….ahh…well,they are ALL true.”So we won’t be able to stomp our boots on the necks of the plebs at this time”.

  32. Son of Taz says:


    Am I in the Twilight Zone? The POTUS has attached himself to something this juvenile? And by saying juvenile, I’m being charitable.

    If the web had been around in the 1930s, I’m sure the Nazis would have done something like this. Just when you think the idiot-in-charge can’t get any dumber, he shows you how much dumber he can be.

    Here’s a Youtube video that explains the AttackWatch site

  33. Marci says:

    I reported (officially) an attack on the website. An attack on the American taxpayer being forced to fully fund the re-election of this man who is using the full force of the office of the presidency to swindle us again. I expect the men in black to be on my doorstep some time today.

  34. Profiler says:

    Basically this is akin to my little brother, when we were kids screaming “I’m tellin’!!!”, Didn’t The Brady Bunch cover being a tattle-tail a few years ago???
    P.S. Snitches are Bitches

  35. Profiler says:

    After they tell on you, Obama is going to take his ball and go home… sad face…

  36. Hail The Amberlamps! says:

    I reported an overweight mayonnaise-drinking Canadian lackwit named lao for felony douchebaggery. Then I denounced myself as Napoleon for smoking in the red zone.

  37. Chris in N.Va. says:

    Ozymandias-on-the-Potomac and his Conservative-phobic, paranoid “I’ll get you, and your little dog, too!” online snitch-site Enemies List must have ol’ Tricky Dick spinning in his grave at supersonic RPMs.

    Not only do we get government cheese, but the WHIIIIINE to go with it!

  38. Ghost of FA Hayek says:

    I reported that some miserable SOB sent me to the USDA instead of Attack Watch for information.

  39. The MaryHunter says:

    Does lao drink mayonnaise? No way! I leave the site for a few months and look what I miss. =o

  40. FrankW says:

    So where do I report the attacks the President has made on others?
    Oh yeah here.
    Hey Bammy, paranoid much? Might be a side effect from the coke.

  41. F.D.R. in Hell says:

    Lucifer has been in such a bad mood lately…
    What with Moslems threatening to set up their own Hell on Earth, he needed a good laugh with AttackWatch.

  42. lazlo says:

    jimmiebjr Jimmie
    Dear #AttackWatch. I noticed you used Media Matters and Think Progress as trusted sources. May I also recommend Dr. Seuss and peyote?

    You, Sir, have won the internet today. Bravo.

  43. Spurwing Plover says:


  44. Ghost of FA Hayek says:

    Hey, perhaps we are being a little tough on the one term wonder.
    It could be that all the normal channels for Democrat constituent complaints were full.

  45. Bob Roberts says:

    You know what they’re doing, don’t you? They’re collecting e-mail addresses so they can spam potential donors & find out who they can get to do their dirty work. Who do you think is going to go to the polls in Nov 2012 and vote for all the dead people who can’t make it? Who’s going to drive the busloads of drooling mental and alzheimer’s patients in so they can vote Democrat? Anyone who makes a “legitimate” complaint to this site will probably be asked first to donate money to the moonbat Democrats then they’ll be asked to help in the coming election fraud ridden attempt to get Obama a 2nd term.

  46. RobM1981 says:

    Interesting choice of colors for that website.


    Where have I seen that combination before? Hmmmm… Can’t seem to remember, and yet it feels so familiar.

    “Watch your friends – report them. Watch your co-workers – report them. Even watch your family – report them.”

    Red… white… black…

    It’s right there on the tip of my tongue, but I can’t seem to put two plus two together.

    I’m sure it will come to me.

  47. Joe says:

    Good point Rob. I reported that on I also complained about the attacks on Romney, Perry and Beck right there on their website. Then I asked if they were going to start putting people in ovens too. I hope they’re enjoying this, cuz I am.

  48. Joe says:

    Bob Roberts says:
    September 14, 2011 at 1:35 pm You know what they’re doing, don’t you? They’re collecting e-mail addresses so they can spam potential donors & find out who they can get to do their dirty work.

    That’s why you always use a “special” e-mail address for crap like that. Spam away, suckers.

  49. Goldenfoxx says:

    This WatchAttack isn’t anything new. Remember during the ’08 campaign they put up the same identical website to report attacks against Obummer.

    One would have thunk that they learned their lesson the first time when people complained. Now more of the same, but this time people are really fighting back and making it the laughing stock of the internet. There’s people in his inner circle that are doing him much damage. Keep it up whoever you are!

  50. JDF says:

    I just love the new Attack Watch Website!

    It’s a great place to report all your liberal friends and relatives!

    All you have to do is suggest that one or all of your liberal friends or relatives might be a closet conservative with a hidden agenda to detroy the Obama adminstration from within!

    No evidence is needed!

    Just be sure to supply Attack Watch Dot Com with their names, their addresses, their phone numbers, and their e-mail accounts so they can be sure that they are added to the long list of political dissidents in need of re-education camps.

    It’s more fun than a barrel of monkeys!

  51. Jodie says:

    Maybe we should let AttackWatch know that Obama’s Muslim brothers are uprising in order to take over the world and plan to enforce Sharia law everywhere. Perhaps they don’t know that this information is readily available on the Internet./sarc

    “Supreme Leader Terms Islamic Uprisings Prelude to Greater Developments

    TEHRAN (FNA)- Supreme Leader of the Islamic Revolution Ayatollah Seyed Ali Khamenei announced that uprisings and movements in the Muslim countries serve as a prelude to greater developments and the rule of Islam over the world.

    ‘The huge Islamic moves in the Muslim world are a prelude to bigger developments and the rule of Islam,’ Ayatollah Khamenei said in a meeting with the elites and scholars attending the Fifth General Assembly of Ahlul Bayt World Assembly on Tuesday night.

    He further stated that the recent Islamic moves in Egypt, Tunisia, Libya, Bahrain and Yemen are of divine grace, and said, ‘Our position comprises supporting these moves and strengthening them and we hope that these Islamic moves would lead to the complete termination of the hegemony of the main enemies, the Zionists and the US,’.

    Ayatollah Khamenei also warned about the enemies’ attempts to create a rift among the Shiites and Sunnis, and said that the arrogant powers are pursuing Shiite-o-phobia along with Islamophobia which requires all Muslims to be fully vigilant.

    Iranian officials, specially Supreme Leader of the Islamic Revolution, have repeatedly called on the worldwide Muslims to enhance unity and solidarity to defuse enemy plots.”

  52. Austin says:

    Time to rename the White House – the new Comedy Central!

  53. Zilla says:

    Of course I had to blog a response to this insantity – never miss an opportunity to tell the regime to “Shove It!”:

    Take Your Quisling “Attack Watch” Snitch Site and SHOVE IT!

    See ya in the gulag!

  54. The Grey Man says:

    I reported that some scum website called AttackWatch was claiming that at the very least (I used their numbers!)the each job “created or saved” cost $222,222.22!!

    I also stated that Obama was Anti-Choice. For light bulbs, firearms, where we get our energy, what health insurance we buy, how much water we can use to fluch our waste, etc. Pretty much everything except abortion.

  55. Zilla says:

    Hey Dave, I updated my post to include your awesomeness here at Moonbattery.

  56. Hail The Amberlamps! says:

    Give’m Hell Michelle. Shove those Manolo’s up to their sigmoids and do the lambada.

    Socialist bastiges.

  57. J says:

    This is the second time the Obama administration has attempted to get their comrades to snitch on the opposition.

    Who can forget

  58. Michelle says:

    I wish….Hail The Amberlamps…. All my shoes are like $30 – $40 dollars at most.

    I couldn’t ever aford a pair of those. Sure it would be nice but this girl is pretty broke now.

    Granted I have NO problem pimp slapping them at every single oportunity!

  59. Marty says:

    I know this stuff is funny to read, but this is some really scary shit. What is becoming of our country when the administration wants you to tattle on your neighbor. Is a prison sentence next for someone who says one bead thing about the guy. Very creepy.

  60. Adam says:

    All those are hysterical!
    It’d be great if AttackWatch got more prank replies than actual tipoffs!

  61. Damage Control says:

    I just saw a nasty article that claims that Obama and Rambo Emmanuel are both members of the same gay bath house in Chicago. Quick report this to the thought police ASAP!

  62. Joek Loth says:

    FrankW says:
    September 14, 2011 at 12:56 pm:Hey Bammy, paranoid much? Might be a side effect from the coke. And other drugs that he has freely admitted to using. Also it goes much deeper than PARANOIA!! I believe that he is also a sociopath, as in the way he treats the American population as a whole. Only he’s really catering to his best pal Bill Ayers’s vision of an America torn down totally and rebuilt in a socialistic nightmare. Listen to a guy named Larry Grothwald(?). He was an infiltraitor in the Weather Underground. Check him out. The worst part is yet to come my friends. Semper Fidelis.(and I was in the U.S.Army!!)

  63. Joek Loth says:

    Larry Grothwahl

  64. Joek Loth says:

    Ocoma(unist) is wearing-out his original COPY of Saul Alinski’s Rules for Rads!!! So now he’s dusting off his original COPY of Karl Marx’s The Communist Manifesto!!
    Watch out folks!! Watch for suspicious behavior from ALL

    So to whom should I report subversive behavior to? The police you say? Hhmmm? Probably not. They might not like when you call to report a fellow UNION commrade is committing a crime!! The Federal Govt.? Hhmmm? Probably not. Hell they’re the ones who put up AKK AKK WATCH!!! Does this sound familar?? Knock, knock, knock. “Who’s there”? Federal Complaint Dept. “But I didnt lodge a complai… WHaaaMM(billyclub to the forehead); Thats it mister, resisting arrest…WHaaaPP,WHoP,WHacK, Akk Akk

    THAT IS not ALL.

  65. Joek Loth says:


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