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Nov 22 2011

Obama Ushanka

Black Friday is coming at us fast — time to get shopping. Here’s an idea for the moonbats on your holiday list:

obama-ushanka

These stylish hats are now on sale, in deference to the heroic Occupy Wall Street infestations:

We bow to the victors, those 99%. We realize now that pursuing profit is an evil calling.

We have dropped the price of our Commie Obama hat by 33% in tribute to the masses and their sacrifices on Wall Street and elsewhere. Braving rape, lice, theft and mockery from the 1%, they slept so we could finally be equal.

We can’t pay off their college loans, but we can go out of business by selling our hats at extremely low prices.

No moonbat should face the coming cold without one.



6 Responses to “Obama Ushanka”

  1. SR says:

    Made of 99% rat fur.

  2. Karl says:

    Thanks Dave for the plug! Actual fabric is nylon, but the hat was made in China and is delivered to your doorstep by the Socialists at the USPS.

  3. IslandLifer says:

    That looks like Ann Barnhardt

  4. Clingtomyguns says:

    Since I’m asked why I can never support our president on anything by libtards, now I got a great comeback. I’ll buy a dozen for Christmas to give to do-nothing liberals. Hear you go you freaks, get your Commie Obamie hats while they’re “red” hot.

  5. Joek Loth says:

    The hats also make it easier to identify targets when the time comes !!!

  6. Joek Loth says:

    I also did a double take because I thought that it was Ann Barnhardt. But to my chagrin, Ann is much eassier on the ol optical nerves!!!


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