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Nov 14 2013

ObamaCare Glitch Girl Gripes About Ridicule

ObamaCareWoman

ObamaCare has been a disaster for everyone — even Adriana, the first face of the debacle:

The face of the ill-fated launch of ObamaCare belongs to a Maryland woman who didn’t earn a dime for her trouble and, despite being eligible, hasn’t even tried to enroll in the president’s signature health insurance program.

In exclusive comments to ABC News, the smiling brunette identified only as “Adriana,” who previously adorned the Affordable Care Act’s website, said cruel comments online linking her to the website’s well-chronicled problems amounted to cyberbullying. A married mom from Maryland, she became known as “Glitch Girl,” and several spoofs photoshopped the expression on her face to go with satirical versions of the site.

“I mean, I don’t know why people should hate me because it’s just a photo,” Adriana, who is a Colombian national applying for citizenship, told ABC News. “I didn’t design the website. I didn’t make it fail, so I don’t think they should have any reasons to hate me.

“They have nothing else to do but hide behind the computer,” Adriana said. “They’re cyberbullying.”

I guess that would make this telebullying:

colbert-healthcare.gov-girl

For future models, Healthcare.gov ought to choose people who more accurately exemplify Obama’s vision for America. A couple of suggestions:

BurkaCare
MarxCare

On tips from Stormfax, Wingmann, and Lyle. Bottom two graphics compliments of Matt L.




21 Responses to “ObamaCare Glitch Girl Gripes About Ridicule”

  1. StanInTexas says:

    Excuse me? Who HATES her because of ObamaCare?

    Bullying? What a pathetic and whiny drama-queen!

  2. Ummah Gummah says:

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    So they really spit in America’s face and hire a
    foreigner to be the covergirl for Obama$care.

    UnbeF*CKinglievable!

    .

  3. Bo Jangles says:

    What happened to the two Chinese women they had pictured on the site, and who’s idea was that? Is that the govt.’s way of telling us that it was the ChiComs money that paid for the site?

  4. Ummah Gummah says:

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    @Stan.. she’s a Latino voter and as we have been made to understand they are very sensitive and make lots of demands.

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  5. Ummah Gummah says:

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    @Bo Jangles

    American money paid for the site and Obama features
    ANYONE BUT WHITEY.

    Typical..

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  6. Momster says:

    Ummah Gummah, UmmaGummah, Ummah Gummah!

    Where did you learn to spell! The correct term is “UnF*CKingbelievable.” Your infinitives are splitting and your participles are dangling–tighten them up!

  7. Doug says:

    G*d I wish I would meet Colbert out on the street someday. I would so enjoy beating his scrawny a** to a bloody pulp.

  8. She’s just a face model. Why would ANYONE care that it was her face used instead of someone else? What a drama queen. What did she expect when she sold her image? A nice respectable condom ad? Cyber-bullying? PULEEZE.

  9. Sam Adams says:

    So can Colombian nationals apply for ODon’tCare? What ever happened to “citizenship has its privileges?”

  10. dan says:

    That’s to him telling it …Momster lols

  11. Al Gore AGW Huckster says:

    http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m99nqjxo6a1rdpa5go1_500.jpg

    On the Al Gore invented interweb there is a meme for this.

  12. F.D.R. in Hell says:

    Hey, Eleanor, did you pose for Colbert?

  13. Eleanor in Hell says:

    No, Franklin, that’s your sweetie-pie Lucy Mercer. Doggie-style has caused you to forget her face, you old fart. 😮

  14. F.D.R. in Hell says:

    Babs, such hurtful talk. You know I’m not capable of that position; Reverse-cowgirl, maybe.
    👿

  15. Jester says:

    BWAHAHAHAHAAA!!! Freakin’ hilarious! What a field day…

    Is that pic by Colbert one of the alien girls from “They Live“? How appropriate. That movie is the perfect representation of Obama’s plan for America. 🙂

  16. joef says:

    The funniest thing about karl marx was that he lived in a house paid for from the profits of a capitalist textile business, and enjoyed the services of an unpaid servant. Great stuff…

  17. Jodie says:

    Ummah Gummah says:
    November 14, 2013 at 9:46 am

    “So they really spit in America’s face and hire a
    foreigner to be the covergirl for Obama$care.

    UnbeF*CKinglievable!”

    Ummah Gummah,

    I finally got a job after 4 years of trying and have been working a lot of hours. I love my job, but I miss being able to devote a lot of time to Moonbattery. I often see your comments and I thank God that you said what I wish I had the time to say. You are often so right on with what I was thinking!

  18. jc14 says:

    Look, whiny little bitch — nobody “hates” you (in fact your pic on the ObamaCide website was pretty cute; wanna screw?). You’re just as much a dupe as all your compadres in the millennial crowd, but soon you’ll realize how horribly you’ve been f’ed, soon as the insurance premiums come due (assuming you’re not living off the “state,” of course).

  19. Friedrich Engels says:

    The funniest thing about karl marx was that he lived in a house paid for from the profits of a capitalist textile business, and enjoyed the services of an unpaid servant. Great stuff…

    He also disapproved of Fredrich Engels mistress because she was as plain ugly as Michelle Obama!

  20. oldguy says:

    Honey, when you step into the ring, be prepared to take some punches.

  21. Sam says:

    I thought about sending an email off to the Department of Transportation, the Innovation and Improvement Office, or maybe even the Grain Inspection Packers and Stockyards Administration, to see if they would pay for my family’s photoshoot. I figure why waste time calling Sears since their photo department went out of business and everyone goes to the government to get free stuff off the taxpayers anyway, whether a citizen or not, right?

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