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May 03 2012

Obama’s White Girlfriend Turns Out to Be Fictional Character

Most of the Manchurian Moonbat’s history remains shrouded in secrecy. What little has been revealed may not be true. For example, the white girlfriend described in Dreams From My Father turns out to be a “composite” — i.e., not real.

The Great Divider (or his ghost writer Bill Ayers) describes this scene with the imaginary white girlfriend:

One night I took her to see a new play by a black playwright. It was a very angry play, but very funny. Typical black American humor. The audience was mostly black, and everybody was laughing and clapping and hollering like they were in church. After the play was over, my friend started talking about why black people were so angry all the time. I said it was a matter of remembering — nobody asks why Jews remember the Holocaust, I think I said — and she said that’s different, and I said it wasn’t, and she said that anger was just a dead end. We had a big fight, right in front of the theater. When we got back to the car she started crying. She couldn’t be black, she said. She would if she could, but she couldn’t. She could only be herself, and wasn’t that enough.

Apart from the question of whether this scene really happened, why would we choose a president so obsessed with nurturing neurotic black anger? Did anyone anywhere really think it would be good for the country?

My composite girlfriend from junior high.

On tips from Sam, J, Mary, Shawn, Bob Roberts, and Wingmann.

45 Responses to “Obama’s White Girlfriend Turns Out to Be Fictional Character”

  1. modd kenwood says:

    its actually a composite of Bill Ayers’ girlfriends

  2. James McEnanly says:

    How much of neurotic do you have to be to break up with an imaginary girlfriend?

  3. czuch says:

    MMMMMmmmmmmmmmmRaaaqueeeellllllll. Still amazing at 70.
    Everything about this dude is imaginery.
    Lets vote him for real.

  4. Judith M. says:

    The dog he ate was a composite, too, like stew.

  5. Bo Jangles says:

    In reality, i’ll bet his “girlfriend” had a big dick!

  6. FrankW says:

    What else is fictional about the lightbringer?
    Degree from Harvard, Occidental, or Columbia?
    Or high school for that matter?
    Harvard law review?
    Constitutional scholar/professor? OK, maybe the prof part is true, other profs have already said he sucked.
    His entire life is a composite of others lives, why wouldn’t his girlfriend be also?
    And before any of the trolls want to deny these pondering, show proof (for schools include GPA). And the birth certificate bammy provided is questionable at best.
    If bammy were applying for a job in the real world (he has not had one yet), he would be required to submit a resume with these items on it (or job app). With the lack of proof of history he has available he would not even be accepted into the military (not that he would ever join voluntarily) due to the inability to pass a background check.

  7. F.D.R. in Hell says:

    Everything about this impostor is fake.
    Wake up! An Anti-Christ has no history.

  8. Hillman says:

    Hey Dave, that looks just like my girlfriend from Junior High!!! What goes here?

  9. StanInTexas says:

    In the book excerpt above, it is clear that whoever wrote that passage is completely obsessed with RACE.

    And the last few sentences are very likely true. I myself know many white people that spend their lives apologizing for being white and trying to attone to black people for things they never did. It is PATHETIC!

  10. ohio says:

    It was a blow up sex doll . Barry got all excited, bit it on the ass and it flew out the window.

  11. Westie says:

    Obama took his beard to this black theater why not just admit it, he’s flying Down Low! Wonder if Michelle will ever admit it?

  12. B. Hussien Da Da, Preisdent for life says:

    lao’s fictional girlfriend is a composite of M’Chel & Ru Paul…….

  13. dan says:

    Salute to Rachel,nom,nom,nom…love that redhead. THAT’S what we’re fightin’ for…

    ….almost forgot about the Great Deceiver

  14. Wilberforce says:

    Good taste, Dave; she was my composite, too 😉

  15. Bloodless Coup says:

    What a surprize! (sarcasm)

    Obama’s ENTIRE life history is a composite of fact and fiction.

    MOSTLY fiction…

  16. Did the composite include a male biz kit?

    That would be my guess

  17. Toa says:

    The still-stunning Raquel is definitely out of place in an article about Obama’s invented girlfriend: from what I can gather, she is one of US…a Conservative.

  18. wingmann says:

    I mean Really…WHO writes not one but TWO autobiographies before they are fifty???
    This guy is your quintessential malignant narcissist with a side of sociopathy.

    Dave,there is a good pic in here of mr. gutsy admiring himseffies.

  19. JNN says:

    “Composite Girlfriend”?!?!?!
    Does this mean I can have a “Composite Paycheck” to pay for my “Composite House” in a “Composite Nieghborhood”?!?

  20. Spider says:

    FrankW says: May 3, 2012 at 7:48 am
    What else is fictional about the lightbringer?”

    You’re right Frank, everything about him has been faked. Here are 2 questions that come to my mind;

    1) Who would go through all the time, effort, expense, and danger of being caught, to create this fake, and more importantly, why?

    2) And, if he is nothing more than a contrived illusion, what does that say about the American people who voted for him, supported/support him, and are getting ready to do it again?

  21. Winston Smith says:

    Should have used Hanoi Jane Fonda, the traitor, in the pic instead. That is probably Obamas dream white wife to go with his Klingon wife.

  22. Toa says:

    …And that story is assuredly fake…white girls who go after black boys wouldn’t converse in that tone. They are angrier at white males than even their boyfriends are, so there would be no questions as to “why”.

  23. FrankW says:

    In addition to what wingmann said, “… and before they have done ANYTHING of any importance.”

  24. Henry says:

    Obama’s White Girlfriend Turns Out to Be Fictional Character


  25. TED says:

    Secret Service Man (audio)

    The only girlfriend Obama ever had besides the militant gorilla he married (and that was likely part of the setup).

  26. TexasDoc says:

    Raquel…Oh My…Raquel…what a gorgeous woman…our American version of Sophia Loren…brings back fond memories of the 60s/70s!

    As for Obama’s fake white girlfriend, why in the hell would he need to lie about having all of these women unless he is in denial or covering up something?

  27. Michelle says:

    “Everything I told you about my girlfriend was completely untrue, but I’m not lying about her” — Odumbo

  28. Clingtomyguns says:

    Interesting how Obama’s fictional girlfriend is essentially the persona of his white momma.
    “She couldn’t be black, she said. She would if she could, but she couldn’t.”

    Fits right in with Obama’s unresolved Oedipus complex – and his accompanying metrosexuality, narcissism, and paranoia.

  29. Joe says:

    Raquel Welsh was just entering the hotel lobby when she saw a prominent movie producer, who’s attention she had be vying for, getting into an already overcrowded elevator. She ran to the elevator and he made room for her just as the door started to close. They rode up 20 floors, face to face in a completely packed space, unable to move an inch. When the door opened and Raquel got out, one of her friends was there waiting. She saw the producer and said “Oh, I see you finally met him. How did it go?”
    “I think I finally made an impression on him.” Raquel said.

  30. whotothewhat says:

    I have some information about Obama that is so sensitive that I have been threaten with prison if I ever talked about it in any context either verbally or written, but I can not live with this secret no more. I was at Barrack Obama’s rally in Madison Wis in 2010, I had a job of setting up some sound equipment prior to the event. Secret Service was all over the place and I had clearance to be on site during Obama’s speech in case any audio issues came up. I was busy checking the sound board and did not notice the President come through I did hear the audience clap and go wild so I knew something was up as I took a peak from behind a stage at the President I noticed he looked rather flat and like he had a piece of wood running up his back like you would see for a cardboard cutout. I checked the video feed and it showed him talking but he was just a prop not real. I was shocked but I was warned never to speak of this.

  31. james says:

    Being half white, it is hardly shocking that Obama dabbled with the white ladies. But if he dabbles again, Michelle will see to it that the white interloper is found floating face down in the Potomac.

  32. Bob Roberts says:

    Keep your hands off – I saw her first!

    Seriously, well before I went to high school, she went here to La Jolla High. It’s a fact, you can look it up!

    Raquel’s daughter is hotter than the sun also.

  33. Belfast says:

    ohio says:
    May 3, 2012 at 8:19 am
    “It was a blow up sex doll . Barry got all excited, bit it on the ass and it flew out the window.”
    Sounds more believable than Obama’s version. haveyou any more detail to increase its plausability/

  34. Questionman says:

    Let’s think about this. Attacking access to contraception is a direct attack on women. Passing laws to make getting an abortion as humiliating as possible is a direct attack on women. Any suggestion that the president doesn’t deserve credit for getting Usama bin-Laden is so ludicrous that it’s only purpose is to divide the nation. Mitt Romney’s harsh anti-Latino positions divide America. Throwing a national security adviser under the bus because he’s openly gay divides America.

    The president, on the other hand, is merely asking rich people to put some more money in the treasury so we don’t have to go deeper in debt or put ALL of the hardship of budget cuts on the people who utilize government programs and assistance. And that’s pretty much everyone when you consider education and research and development and transportation spending. Rich people got a giant decade-long gift of low tax rates and now the Republicans want everyone but rich people to pay for the resulting debt. How does that not divide the nation?

    Nothing but horrible accusations that Obama is a liar (and far worse). This false narrative is probably not going to go away. It will be pushed by people who want to discredit Obama, and it will likely soon be taken as gospel by those inclined to disbelieve the president.

    Unfortunately you don’t have a grasp on what truth or facts are yourself.

    . The President’s US birth has been confirmed by the State of Hawaii. Certified copies of his birth certificates have been photographed and posted to the internet. Meanwhile birfoons fixate on a delusion. Some are drawn to the delusion by racism, others are conspiracy theory addicts. All of them are dealing from a deck that is missing a few cards.
    If you believe the LFBC image is forged, then you necessarily buy into the joy ride to Kenya delusion, the return to the US hidden by Hogwarts invisibility cloak, and the planted birth announcements by persons who knew he would be President when he grew up.

    So, there is no mention of girl friend anywhere. Now one comes forward, proving he’s not gay and QUOTE “she could have invented the relationship to help stop rumors.” UNQUOTE. What a perverted little character.

    That’s it. Now Obama is gay. Thought you could never sink lower, but you somehow managed to outdo all your birther ilk, including Marcus, Rush, GB. That is quite an accomplishment.

    These racists will never get over a black man is president in their “white is powerful and right” minds they don’t want to accept the fact many black people are smarter than they are. What a miserable existence these creatures have.

  35. Wilberforce says:

    Bob Roberts:

    Lucky so-and-so! Tahnee is indeed a looker. We Iowans at least get to brag about Donna Reed 🙂

  36. KHarn says:

    “Questionman says:May 3, 2012 at 4:00 pm”

    I’m sure you remember the “question authority” bumper stickers durring the BUsh era. Why did they SUDDENLY disappier when the ONEderchild got in?

    You’re asking the WRONG questions, “Questionman”.

  37. KHarn says:

    And you’re asking questions of the wrong PEOPLE as well. Try questioning your TIN GOD.

  38. J says:

    The cradle-to-grave, government-supported existence of imaginary character “Julia”

  39. Apostle53 says:

    Obama’s composite girlfriend, Larry Sinclair?

  40. FrankW says:

    They made a movie about a composite girlfriend, it was called “Weird Science”. Kinda convinced me computers were the way to go if that was possible. Sadly I found out that was not how it worked. (Kelly LeBrock was hot)
    I guess the bammy “Lifetime Movie of the Week” would be “Weird PoliSci”.
    I guess bammy is not as sensitive to the liberal base as they want, or else he would have made up a gay experimental lover in college instead.

  41. FrankW says:

    On the birth certificate thing my only issue is the number of independent, unbiased people that have seen the original of the item posted, 0. There was a lot of confusion involved in the production of the document. First it can not be located, then it is located but can not be divulged. Several people claim it never existed. Just the timing in finally producing it was suspicious. bammy let the issue float for years and then produces it to refute Trump? I was trained in multiple phases of my life to be skeptical (a life saving skill in some of my history), never assume face value, always ask. That is all I am applying to bammy.
    The only thing that has been presented is a pdf copy, to anybody. When I recieved my security clearance in the Navy I had to present a certified original copy (which was kept by the investigating officer). To run for my school board I was required to give an original copy (certified by county officer) of my property tax statement to prove residency (not a PDF). Why is it more difficult to run for school board than for President?
    But at the end of the day I have few issues with whether or not the bc is a fake. My problems are with how bammy operates, not the circumstances of his birth.

  42. FrankW says:

    And I fully accept that many black people are smarter than me (so are Asians, Indians {both casino and tech support}, but I am way smarter than the Antarcticans), I have no clue if bammy is that smart (show the testing, GPA, etc {oh wait Mr. Transparency won’t allow it}, but it really does not matter. My doctor is Asian {Chinese (I think, could be Taiwanese)} and way smarter than me. The lawyer I used for a car wreck case I was in was black and might be one of the smartest people I ever met. And I think the smartest person I have ever seen was Condoleezza Rice.
    Is there any reasonable question as to the citizenship of Mitt Romney. No. No strange circumstances at time of birth, no attempts to deceive birth circumstances (intentional or otherwise). Are there reasonable questions as to bammy’s, yes. Do I personally believe he is a Kenyan (Manchurian Candidate) plot to take over the WH that was launched almost 50 years ago, no. But there are questions. Not a joyride, but a legitimate skepticism.
    As far as the girlfriend maskirovka goes, many gay guys have wives. It is a reasonable question. Some gay guys even have families. Do I think bammy is gay, nope. Is it a reasonable question given the “oh so transparent” history of bammy, yes.
    And just for the record why does one “compress” a girlfriend when writing a book? Possible directions are: there were no girlfriends (for whatever reason), bammy did not write the book and she was invented to humanize him (and to keep his racial ponderings from looking like a soliloquy), or maybe because there were so many chicks in his past he could not get all the names right (not likely in this day and age, someone would be hopping on the fame train). Personally I think it was due to bammy not writing the book.

  43. John S says:

    Obama’s real’girlfriend’ was Mohammed Hasan Chandoo.

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