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Oct 12 2012

Ontario Makes It a Snap to Falsify Your Birth Certificate

It isn’t enough for our moonbat rulers to dictate to people. While ramming home their depraved agenda, they attempt to boss around nature itself. The result is grotesque absurdity:

People who live as the opposite sex in Ontario can now change their gender on their birth certificates without first undergoing sex-change surgery.

New rules that have recently come into effect allow transgender people born in the province to apply to have the document amended by submitting a letter from a practising physician or a psychologist.

That is, you can have your birth certificate altered so that it is false, without going through the hassle of freakish surgical mutilation.

Say you were born in Kitchener but suffer from a psychiatric malady that causes you to wish you were born in Toronto. Presumably a note from a psychologist can get that fixed too.

Liberals are so drunk with power, they think reality itself bends to their decrees.

On a tip from Dean.




26 Responses to “Ontario Makes It a Snap to Falsify Your Birth Certificate”

  1. Howard says:

    Why have all these posts and threads? They’re insipid because they all say the same thing over and over:

    right = good pure and always right;
    left = bad, evil and always wrong.

    How many times are you going to say that? YOu would think that there’d be a little polemicism – a little ‘devil’s advocate’ here and there. A little analysis. Never.

    Minds made up before investigation and immune from criticism because the other side is worse.

    This isn’t politics (and it certainly isn’t policy), it’s advocacy in the form uncritical worship. Which is creepy AND stupid. But more than anything, redundant and boring.

  2. Clingtomyguns says:

    Obama will probably enact this for the US by executive order. Then someone born in Kenya but who suffers from a psychiatric malady that causes them to say they were born in Hawaii can legally remedy the situation.

  3. FrankW says:

    The voices in my head tell me I was actually born to Bill Gates, can I get my BC changed so I can inherit a couple billion?

  4. Mattius Maximus says:

    This is great news!!! I have always wanted to change my identity from human to martian because I’m a space case [sarcasm].

  5. FrankW says:

    Calm down Howie. Do you make the same post at DU, MSNBC, HuffPo?

  6. Mattius Maximus says:

    You’re totally right, Howard. We should ignore everything, bury our heads in the sand, and then when the time comes, wonder why our country is such a shitty place to live. Nothing to see here, move along. :/

  7. StanInTexas says:

    Howard makes an interesting point. And I can see only one thing for him to do. He should leave this board immediately, and deprive us of his witty comments and keen political insight.

    And if we are lucky, the door WILL hit him in his ass as he is on his was out!

  8. dr. theo says:

    Save us the sophistry, Howard. Perhaps you haven’t noticed but society has become highly polarized because of the Left’s plunge into gross heathen idolatry and, unmitigated ‘moonbattery’©, denying the wisdom and experience of mankind going back thousands of years.

    It is not we who say the left is always evil. It is God, as revealed in His word. Virtually every position taken by those on the far left are antithetical to Judeo-Christian values and tradition. You are at war with God, and someday you’ll realize that–I hope it is not too late.

  9. Jimbo says:

    Gee whiz. Howard’s opinion means SO MUCH to me… I hope I can sleep tonight.

  10. Bill Maher says:

    You’l have to excuse widdle Howie. He is just partaking of my million dollar donation of weed.

  11. Your Inner Voice says:

    Der Fuhrer has demonstrated that “it’s not about what you know, but who you know” in securing a Connecticut social security number in his teen years. He is better able maintain a plausible cover as “normal” if he doesn’t have to get a sex change, and yet can still follow his lusts on the “down low” at his “church”.

  12. Bloodless Coup says:

    “Saudi Arabia has called for a new international body to censor the internet”

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/google/9602263/Anti-Islam-film-prompts-Saudi-call-for-net-censorship-body.html

    Defend Human Rights, Defeat Jihad!

  13. Dooley says:

    Change your gender to female and be elligible for a many of the free social assistance programs females enjoy without the bother of a sex change.
    I live in Ontario and the moonbats are multiplying.

  14. Jimbo says:

    Dooley – you have my sympathy. Rejoice in the fact that, by nature, liberalism is a suicidal ideology. One day they’ll all be gone and the world will once again belong to hunter/gatherers who live as is naturally intended – rather than leaches who suck the life from humanity.

  15. Vic Kelley says:

    Be patient. Canada has given asylum to a lot of arab and african rotters. As soon as sharia is implemented this malarkey will be stopped.

    In the meantime go ahead and remove Canada from your bug-out list. Nowhere to run to really so need to prepare to fight back.

  16. Bo-Jangles says:

    Donate to, and support, AIDS research.
    Not to find a cure, but a faster way of spreading it.

  17. Howard says:

    Wow. Not one intelligent , never mind relevant, response. Not that it would matter. The best you can all hope for is simultaneous orgasm in this poitical circle jerk.

    How can our leaders ever serve us better when we’ll worship them no matter what if they have a “D” or “R” after their name?

    Don’t tell me: just elect YOUR letter and everything will be great, despite the fact that they sucked as bad as Obama just a few years ago.

    PArtisans on both sides like you guys are killing our country. Look in the mirror – YOU are the problem.

  18. Bob Roberts says:

    Howard says: October 12, 2012 at 12:50 pm
    ————-
    Howard is obviously a lunatic lying lefty moonbat. He wonders why these threads are full of facts, truth and logic and wonders why he can’t find any of the usual lies, slander and innuendo that is so common throughout the moonbat sites he usually trolls.

    The answer is in the question, Howie! Figure it out, if you can. I know that’s asking a lot of you. Try.

  19. Ghost of FA Hayek says:

    YOu would think that there’d be a little polemicism – a little ‘devil’s advocate’ here and there. A little analysis. Never.
    Howard
    I remember a neighbor kid years back who was “gender confused”
    One irresponsible psychologist after another ignored his suicidal tenancies and thoughts, instead focusing on grooming his odd behaviors, and convincing him that this was completely normal
    He wound up jumping out of a six story window. (rest his soul)
    Meanwhile those leftist psychiatrists congratulated themselves for their open-mindedness.

  20. Bob Roberts says:

    Howard says: October 13, 2012 at 9:27 am
    Wow. Not one intelligent , never mind relevant, response.
    ————
    Here you come with a series of posts that are ignorant and have nothing to do with the subject of this thread.

    And then you say that.

    On the other hand, despite your vapid, insipid, ridiculous posts, people have been SPOT ON in their responses to you.

    Consider this: This thread is about the fact that Ontario, Canada now allows a formerly permanent critical legal record of facts to be altered to falsify one of those facts on demand.

    How are ANY of your posts related to the topic of this thread?

    And yet, you post, “Not one intelligent , never mind relevant, response.”

    Your comment pretty much sums YOU up, Howie.

    Your next line proves you’re “new”: ‘How can our leaders ever serve us better when we’ll worship them no matter what if they have a “D” or “R” after their name?’

    Several of us, myself included, regularly are critical of some Republicans when we feel they are straying from the critical path that we must tread to save this country from disaster. We’ve lambasted Bohner and others and in fact several of us had some serious reservations about Romney, but it does appear he’s doing a good job of answering those criticisms and proving to us that perhaps we need to take a second look. In any case, it’s not even the “R” that often trails his name, it’s the fact that ANYONE BUT OBAMA WOULD BE AN IMPROVEMENT. Even YOU just admit that, if you have any intelligence whatsoever.

    You, on the other hand, are clearly guilty of EXACTLY THAT OF WHICH YOU FALSELY ACCUSE US!

    And no, it was people like YOU who said (and are still saying), “elect [OUR] LEADER [You said “letter” – TYPICAL MOONBAT] and everything will be great”

    I suspect you did a cut-and-paste of a comment you’re spam posting on conservative sites as suggested above (FrankW says: October 12, 2012 at 1:17 pm ).

    And your last comment (for now): “PArtisans on both sides like you guys are killing our country. Look in the mirror – YOU are the problem.”

    No, Obama and the Democrats are killing our country AND THEY PROMISED TO DO EXACTLY THAT AND STILL IDIOTS LIKE YOU VOTED FOR THEM AND PROBABLY WILL AGAIN. IDIOTS LIKE YOU WHO ELECT IDIOTS LIKE CONYERS, DINGELL, HOYER, REID, PELOSI, FRANK, BOXER, FEINSTEIN, WHAT’S-HER-NAME SHULTZ, OBAMA, BIDEN (AND A HOST OF OTHERS) ARE THE PROBLEM.

    In any case, I know all of the above will just sail right over your head and you’ll come back with more nonsense that’s more true about you than anyone here, so I will end with this:

    You’re wasting your time here. Even you seem to know/admit that.

    These aren’t the droids you’re looking for. Move along.

    (You really do have to check out that link. It’s not what you will expect. You will be glad you did. That goes for EVERYONE!)

  21. Bob Roberts says:

    BTW I am a REGISTERED INDEPENDENT and admit that, when a Democrat proves he or she is a better choice, I WILL VOTE FOR THEM.

    Hasn’t happened in a long time, but I am open to the possibility.

  22. Jester says:

    Howard says:

    Why have all these posts and threads?
    To educate people like you.

    They’re insipid because they all say the same thing over and over
    You of all people should know that repetition is key when educating progressives.

    right = good pure and always right;
    left = bad, evil and always wrong.

    Yep. Now you’re starting to learn.

    How many times are you going to say that?
    As many times as it takes.

    YOu would think that there’d be a little polemicism – a little ‘devil’s advocate’ here and there. A little analysis. Never.

    ABC/NBC/CBS/MSNBC etc etc ad nauseum ALREADY bombards all of us with the left-wingnut pro-Obama Narrative nonstop 24/7. That isn’t enough for you?

    Minds made up before investigation and immune from criticism because the other side is worse.

    ABC/NBC/CBS/MSNBC etc etc ad nauseum ALREADY bombards all of us with the left-wingnut pro-Obama Narrative nonstop 24/7. That isn’t enough for you?

    This isn’t politics (and it certainly isn’t policy), it’s advocacy in the form uncritical worship. Which is creepy AND stupid. But more than anything, redundant and boring.

    If you can’t handle the truth, then click here. Or here. Or here Or here.

  23. Bob Roberts says:

    Oh, and by the way, Howard, we’re fair enough that if you EVER say ANYTHING that is honest and sensible, we will acknowledge and welcome it. But, like the many trolls who’ve come and gone before you, WE’RE STILL WAITING!

  24. Bob Roberts says:

    Funny Howard seemed NOT to notice that we weren’t “uncritically worshiping” something done by the right here – in fact we were critically complaining about something that was done by the left. Nevertheless, he still said,

    “This isn’t politics (and it certainly isn’t policy), it’s advocacy in the form uncritical worship. Which is creepy AND stupid. But more than anything, redundant and boring.”

    We were NOT advocating what was done. We were critical of it. We were NOT worshiping it.

    What’s creepy AND stupid is that a troll like him has the evidence he needs to determine this right in front of him AND HE STILL DOES NOT GET IT!

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