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Aug 30 2011

Onyango and the Obama Clan

Onyango Obama makes his debut in the limelight.

Small wonder Barack Hussein Obama has blocked the enforcement of the law and the defense of our borders by issuing a decree against deporting illegal aliens. His drunk driving uncle Onyango Obama is the second close relative in the country illegally to run into trouble with the law, after welfare queen Aunt Zeituni.

At least neither of them is a child molester, like his half-brother Samson Obama, or an anti-Christian Robert Mugabe wannabe like his US taxpayer-supported cousin Raila Odinga.

Hopefully the authorities won’t be too hard on Onyango about almost sideswiping a police car while drunk. Inebriated motoring is a family tradition. Barack Hussein Obama I, a communist wife-beating bigamist, crippled himself, crippled himself some more, killed a man, and finally killed himself by driving drunk.

Too bad we don’t have rule of law in this country. Someone might look into how Onyango managed to obtain a Social Security number and drivers license despite being in the country illegally. The odds of appropriate legal repercussions are minimal.

It’s from this clan of Third World lowlifes that our liberal rulers chose the President of the United States. As an insult to this country and everyone who loves it, the Obama farce won’t be easy to top.

To commemorate this low point in American history, Onyango is launching his own brand of beer:

Compliments of Cons.Underground.

Enjoy a can at the Chicken Bone Saloon.

On tips from Byron, Bill T, StanInTexas, and Infidel Joe.

20 Responses to “Onyango and the Obama Clan”

  1. StanInTexas says:

    Dave, would that be an example of the drinks Obama serves at his “Beer Summits”????

  2. A. Levy says:

    Is this why the Marxist-in-Chief is so anxious to give amnesty to the country’s 50+ Million illegals? And just how does an illegal get an SS card, drivers license, car, and home mortgage? (assuming the taxpayers didn’t buy him his house for cash

    I wonder if anyone is looking into just how many of Obummer’s Muslim relatives/tribe members are actually living here illegally off the sweat and hard work of the taxpayers. And we wonder why the entire world sees us as a nation of weak fools?

  3. wingmann says:

    As I have said for over a year now…..THEY WILL PRIMARY bHUSSEINo…watch and see!
    This clan must be stopped.

  4. AC says:

    Dave, would that be an example of the drinks Obama serves at his “Beer Summits”????

    It must be. The drunken uncle is just drinking the beer Americans won’t drink.

    Is this why the Marxist-in-Chief is so anxious to give amnesty to the country’s 50+ Million illegals? And just how does an illegal get an SS card, drivers license, car, and home mortgage? (assuming the taxpayers didn’t buy him his house for cash

    We might also ask how Obama got multiple Social Security numbers, some from states he never lived in.

    Did the drunken uncle have access to Obummer’s private stash?

  5. Bob Roberts says:

    In case you care, the folks at POWERLINE have a pretty good analysis of why GIBSON was raided by the feds. Here’s the “punch line”:

    It has come out that Juszkiewicz is a Republican donor, while the CEO of one of his principal competitors, C.F. Martin & Company, is a Democratic donor. Martin reportedly uses the same wood, but DOJ hasn’t raided them, leading to speculation that the Obama administration is sending a warning to Republican businessmen that they had better not oppose his re-election, lest they face criminal investigations. Normally such speculation would not be credible, but Eric Holder has politicized the Department of Justice to a point where such questions must be taken seriously.

    Good old Chicago politics – GIBSON is a scapegoat chosen to send a message.

    I guess the Koch brothers would have been too obvious?

    One thing the shoot first aim later Obama administration overlooked, though:

    Oh, one more thing: if Gibson has violated the Lacey Act, so, perhaps, has Michelle Obama, who gave French First Lady Carla Bruni-Sarkozy a Gibson Hummingbird acoustic guitar with a rosewood fret. Maybe, when the time comes, she can share a cell with Mr. Juszkiewicz.

  6. Fiberal says:

    So far, now with the arrest of DrunkUnc OO, absolutely none of BO’s criminal family living under rocks here, has been found to have legal citizenship.

    What about BO himself?

    We haven’t seen BO’s original birth certificate.

    The long form scanned (why scanned?) birth certificate contains obvious forgeries.

    What then compels the congress of the U.S. to assume and accept BO as a citizen of the U.S.?

    Why are we as citizens compelled to accept as president of the U.S. a man not properly vetted for citizenship by the House of Representatives?

    Why is it that citizens of the U.S. should be ruled by a man who most likely suffers from Fragile X syndrome, a mentally-debilitating genetic condition, and is married to a moose?

  7. Fiberal says:

    I see DrunkUnc OO got all the looks in the family.

  8. wingmann says:

    “Obama’s illegal alien uncle has a valid social security number and driver’s license”

    No doubt the criminal gene runs deep in the family….you know with bHUSSEINo having multiple social security numbers himself…or that barry soetoro attended Occidental as a foreign exchange student,making him ineligible as POTUS.
    And who paid for his harvard education…..OH THAT’S RIGHT,ALL HIS RECORDS ARE SEALED…HMMMM

  9. Fiberal says:

    Actually, I think that’s a picture of the First Moose without her stage lighting.

  10. Fiberal says:

    It has been known but ignored that BO has used several SS#’s.

    Now in addition to DrunkUnc OO in possession of an illegal SS#, it appears from wingmann’s post that there has been at least two different Social Security numbers for Ann Dunham, BO’s mother.

    It would be interesting to know where Aunt Zetuni (“This country is owned by God Almighty”) got her SS# used before amnesty was awarded by a frog-brained judge.

    What is it with this family and illegal SS#’s?

    And why should it be ignored that the POTUS may have committed a felony?

  11. Hedgehog says:

    I believe Onyango has potential. I’m thinking that the Dems might run him against Scott Brown next time. Or, if Onyango is anything like his relative Raila Odinga, he could start riots, hack up women and children, burn a few churches, and then accept the position of Co-Senator in order to make him stop. Come to think of it, this seems to be the strategy that Comrade Obama might be working on for 2012, but he won’t settle for Co-President. He’s thinking of becoming Dictator For Life.

  12. Garpin says:

    Stan: It’s a photoshop of the infamous: Billy Beer.

  13. StanInTexas says:


    Yep, I did recognize the can. I actually tried Billy Beer, back in the day. Better than some, but not great!

    Thanks for the trip down memory lane, Garpin.

  14. Comrade Terry says:

    That guy’s uglier than a bag of smashed assholes.

  15. Maudie in Mandeville says:

    No wonder Obama wants to hide his college transcripts…Bell curve, Bell curve, Bell curve.

  16. Brian_Boru says:

    Looks like Kong.

  17. Winston Smith says:

    Obamas white half kept him from looking like this evolutionary throw back.

  18. Lagnar says:

    Shhhhssssh with the ugly comments. You know the leftards are pushing to give protected status to ugly people.

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