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Dec 17 2014

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80 Responses to “Open Thread”

  1. Good Stuff says:

    Some soldiers referred to Spam as “ham that didn’t pass its physical” and “meatloaf without basic training.”

    SPAM the other Mystery Meat
    http://goodstuffsworld.blogspot.com/2014/12/spam-other-mystery-meat.html

    “Why hide in the shadows when you can shine” – GOODSTUFF

  2. Good Stuff says:

    Some soldiers referred to Spam as “ham that didn’t pass its physical” and “meatloaf without basic training.”

    SPAM the other Mystery Meat
    http://goodstuffsworld.blogspot.com/2014/12/spam-other-mystery-meat.html

    “Why hide in the shadows when you can shine” – GOODSTUFF

  3. Pork_Soda says:

    Well he couldn’t be mistaken for somebody who actually gives a flying sideways f*ck ….

  4. Pork_Soda says:

    Well he couldn’t be mistaken for somebody who actually gives a flying sideways f*ck ….

    Viva la Castro!!! 😉

  5. F.D.R. in Hell says:

    Let’s keep it simple: he’s a mistake, period.

  6. F.D.R. in Hell says:

    Let’s keep it simple: he’s a mistake, period.

  7. WMD says:

    Beat me too it.

  8. WMD says:

    Beat me too it.

  9. Logic_Mine says:

    I’d rather like to think of him as an abortion opportunity missed.

  10. Logic_Mine says:

    I’d rather like to think of him as an abortion opportunity missed.

  11. Bodhisattva says:

    That’s no President.

    He’s King Putt.

  12. Bodhisattva says:

    That’s no President.

    He’s King Putt.

  13. Bodhisattva says:

    SPAM – genius marketing of all the pig waste no one in their right mind would eat.

  14. Bodhisattva says:

    SPAM – genius marketing of all the pig waste no one in their right mind would eat.

  15. dan says:

    CNN’s #AskACop Promo Gone Wrong: “Are All Laws Worth Murdering Over?” – See more at: http://www.thedailysheeple.com/cnns-askacop-promo-gone-wrong-are-all-laws-worth-murdering-over_122014#sthash.W6fd3Y6u.dpuf

  16. dan says:

    CNN’s #AskACop Promo Gone Wrong: “Are All Laws Worth Murdering Over?” – See more at: http://www.thedailysheeple.com/cnns-askacop-promo-gone-wrong-are-all-laws-worth-murdering-over_122014#sthash.W6fd3Y6u.dpuf

  17. Bill T says:

    DPRK’s Toad Boy gets done in!
    LEAKED: Kim Jong-Un Death Scene From ‘The Interview’ [VIDEO]
    http://dailycaller.com/2014/12/18/leaked-kim-jong-un-death-scene-from-the-interview-video/

  18. Bill T says:

    DPRK’s Toad Boy gets done in!
    LEAKED: Kim Jong-Un Death Scene From ‘The Interview’ [VIDEO]
    http://dailycaller.com/2014/12/18/leaked-kim-jong-un-death-scene-from-the-interview-video/

  19. TED says:

    http://i61.tinypic.com/spauye.jpg
    It all started when the democRATS (actually) took down the World Trade Towers!

  20. TED says:

    http://i61.tinypic.com/spauye.jpg
    It all started when the democRATS (actually) took down the World Trade Towers!

  21. TED says:

    President Uses Bible To Defend Amnesty>

    NASHVILLE, Tennessee (WNB) – President Obama played to his Southern audience in Tennessee Tuesday by using the Bible to defend his executive action providing amnesty for millions of illegal immigrants.

    Excerpts from President Obama’s address:

    “After days spent crossing an inhospitable desert and avoiding smugglers and drug cartels, Joseph and Maria found no room at the inn. But then God acted through the leader of Bethlehem to give them a nice, free room complete with manger where Maria could poop out the Baby Jesús.”

    “I believe the good book says ‘don’t get stoned in grass houses.’ These kids deserve real homes, not dilapidated huts in some marijuana field.”

    “We need to make sure we’re looking at logs with our own eyes before we point sticks at other folks’ eyes.”

    “Scripture commands us to ask not what our country can do for us, but rather what our country can do for others.”

    “Moses didn’t build an ark for just himself, but for millions of unclean animals.”

    “One of the Jonas brothers got saved from downing by being swallowed by a friendly whale. The Jonas brother is millions of immigrants and the whale is America.”

    http://peacemoonbeam.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451af9f69e201b7c71c54c3970b-500wi

  22. TED says:

    President Uses Bible To Defend Amnesty>

    NASHVILLE, Tennessee (WNB) – President Obama played to his Southern audience in Tennessee Tuesday by using the Bible to defend his executive action providing amnesty for millions of illegal immigrants.

    Excerpts from President Obama’s address:

    “After days spent crossing an inhospitable desert and avoiding smugglers and drug cartels, Joseph and Maria found no room at the inn. But then God acted through the leader of Bethlehem to give them a nice, free room complete with manger where Maria could poop out the Baby Jesús.”

    “I believe the good book says ‘don’t get stoned in grass houses.’ These kids deserve real homes, not dilapidated huts in some marijuana field.”

    “We need to make sure we’re looking at logs with our own eyes before we point sticks at other folks’ eyes.”

    “Scripture commands us to ask not what our country can do for us, but rather what our country can do for others.”

    “Moses didn’t build an ark for just himself, but for millions of unclean animals.”

    “One of the Jonas brothers got saved from downing by being swallowed by a friendly whale. The Jonas brother is millions of immigrants and the whale is America.”

    http://peacemoonbeam.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451af9f69e201b7c71c54c3970b-500wi

  23. Bill T says:

    So the idiot is revising the Bible to suit his purpose, didn’t realize Moses was a boat builder as well. Maybe he should just go back to smoking Choom and praying to the Magic Meteor!

  24. Bill T says:

    So the idiot is revising the Bible to suit his purpose, didn’t realize Moses was a boat builder as well. Maybe he should just go back to smoking Choom and praying to the Magic Meteor!

  25. Bill T says:

    He’ll probably bring out his private reserve for it.
    http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/Eastside_Dave/KINGCOBRA40Oz.png

  26. Bill T says:

    He’ll probably bring out his private reserve for it.
    http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/Eastside_Dave/KINGCOBRA40Oz.png

  27. IMPACT1 says:

    Liberals/’Democrats’ and radicals use Bible and the Constitution ‘ONLY’ when they “feel” it will suit their “purpose”…their “Agenda” (s)…and is nothing short of Blasphamy!!

    What more does anyone need to.know about these Frauds??

  28. IMPACT1 says:

    Liberals/’Democrats’ and radicals use the Bible and the Constitution ‘ONLY’ when they “feel” it will suit their “purpose”…their “Agenda” (s)…and is nothing short of Blasphamy!!

    What more does anyone need to.know about these Frauds??

  29. IMPACT1 says:

    About the caption under the picture…I’ve got to say…the “sarcasm ” on the hypocrisy of these Frauds is absoutely beautiful…

  30. IMPACT1 says:

    About the caption under the picture…I’ve got to say…the “sarcasm ” on the hypocrisy of these Frauds is absoutely beautiful…

  31. IMPACT1 says:

    Yes. And a tax Cheat….why is he not in JAIL??

  32. IMPACT1 says:

    Yes. And a tax Cheat….why is he not in JAIL??

  33. R_of_the_H says:

    He wouldn’t be any good doing that either.

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