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Dec 30 2012

Open Thread


Another entry in the ongoing PUK awards at, this one from Political Clown Parade.

35 Responses to “Open Thread”

  1. Dr. 9 says:

    I’m sure that’s the Marxist-in-Chief’s message to Cloward and Pivan.

  2. Steve says:

    Who is to blame if we go over the Fiscal Cliff?

    Online Poll…

  3. @Dave Blount,

    I can’t thank you enough for letting folks know about the contest.

    May wish is for you and ALL your readers to have a happy, safe and prosperous New Year.

  4. Alphamail says:

    Another slippery downside to Obamacare:

    “Paging Dr. Foster, Dr. Vince Foster, you’re wanted in ER ‘stat, a concussion,’ paging Dr. Foster…..”

  5. Stevey Urkel says:

    Comrade Hussein the Immaculate Emperor meant to do that.

  6. SR says:

    Ammo Dealer Puts Blame on Obama

    “Sorry We are out due to the sheep leftists reacting to a tragedy emotionally instead of rationally!”

  7. wingmann says:

    Putrid progressive pukes..hypocrisy 101.
    Hey liberal/commies…GFYS!

  8. Skyfall says:

    Sorry Alpha, but her condition has changed:

    “Dr. Foster, please report to the William Casey memorial operating theater. The patient has been prepped for emergency brain surgery and the coroner has been alerted…”

    Yep, everything is going according to plan. (Frighteningly, this is no joke.)

  9. Bob Roberts says:

    A. Levy says: December 30, 2012 at 9:23 pm
    How very convenient.

    Yeah, if you check the last open thread you will see that was my first impression too.

    Then I remembered what Chicago politicians do to rats.

  10. Bob Roberts says:

    How convenient indeed, and how ironic, that Hillary seems to have been “Fosterized”.

  11. Ghost of FA Hayek says:

    Moonbats discover human body heat as a source of renewable energy.

    Hands down, it’s my favorite form of renewable energy.

    What could be cozier than keeping friends and strangers warm? Or knowing that by walking briskly or mousing around the shops, you’re stoking a furnace to heat someone’s chilly kitchen?

    How about the reciprocity of a whole society, everyone keeping each other warm?

    Who tipped off the perverts ?
    Widening their vision to embrace neighborhoods, engineers from Jernhusen, the state-owned railroad station developer, are hoping to find a way to capture excess body heat on a scale large enough to warm homes and office buildings in a perpetual cycle of mutual generosity.

    And it really gets cookin if you cut off ventilation in a confined aria.
    Oh well, when the bodies start stacking up, they will then likely discover a methane gas source.

  12. Bob Roberts says:

    Hugo Chavez suffers ‘new complications’.

    Ol’ Hugo is going to be smelling that sulfur again real soon!

  13. Alphamail says:


    When I was eighteen-years old my breathtakingly precious and irreplaceable ten year-old younger sister died of a brain clot after having her appendix removed.

    In an instant, my concept of life required an inward quantum leap of faith.

    It was given to me, but with requirements – one being humility.

    Having said that, Hillary Clinton is not my favorite politician, and I make jest of what may or may not have been, or is, a conspiracy, but I certainly could never wish her any ill-will or tragedy (maybe contrition and alms).

    I want her to live and be healthy so we can defeat her agenda righteously.

    Saul Alinsky however, her mentor and for whom she wrote her college thesis – since he is already dead – may his corpse rot in Hell’s over-running gutters of pus, and may Satan shit on all of his earthly disciples.

  14. Bob Roberts says:

    Bob Roberts says: December 31, 2012 at 12:57 am
    Demand A Plan – Demand Celebrities Go F*CK Themselves!
    Oh, gee, it’s already got a thread of it’s own.

    That’s what I get for rushing straight to the OPEN THREAD.

  15. Alphamail says:

    If we were all to run on treadmills for a day, and then if they fed us mondo burritos and hot chili beans and stacked us ten-high in the relocation ovens, they might get enough energy to run what…..a vibrator battery?

    Whoa dude, I’m on to somethin’.

  16. Ummah Gummah says:

    A. Levy says:
    December 30, 2012 at 9:23 pm
    How very convenient.

    She’s got so many hangnails she can pull up a bed right next to Allan Houston.

    And yeah, it does seem a tad too convenient..


  17. Alphamail says:

    Ghost @ 12:58 am

    “Hands down, it’s my favorite form of renewable energy.”


    This is very close to what I said to my daughter’s mother about 9 months before our daughter was born.

    “Hands on, it’s my favorite form of renewable energy.”

  18. Bob Roberts says:

    Something to consider as 2013 approaches:

    A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him.
    When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls.
    He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was.
    The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly.
    The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls.
    He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was.
    The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else.
    He asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded with a unanimous ‘yes.’
    The professor then produced two Beers from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar effectively filling the empty space between the sand.
    The students laughed.
    ‘Now,’ said the professor as the laughter subsided, ‘I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life.
    The golf balls are the important things—-your family, your children, your health, your friends and your favorite passions—-and if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full.
    The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house and your car. The sand is everything else—-the small stuff.
    ‘If you put the sand into the jar first,’ he continued, ‘there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls. The same goes for life.
    If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff you will never have room for the things that are important to you.
    Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness.
    Spend time with your children. Spend time with your parents. Visit with grandparents.
    Take your spouse out to dinner. Play another 18. There will always be time to clean the house and mow the lawn.
    Take care of the golf balls first—-the things that really matter. Set your priorities. The rest is just sand.
    One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the Beer represented. The professor smiled and said, ‘I’m glad you asked.’
    The beer just shows you that no matter how full your life may seem, there’s always room for a couple of beers with a friend.

  19. dan says:

    NOW I know where the Obama supporters live….bwahahaha

    the bright side to Hillary’s blood-clot : they’re feeding her rat-poison (wayfarin) to disolve it

  20. Ummah Gummah says:


    Moonbattery Readers, from the Nobel Peace Prize Winners of 2012: [yes, it’s a clip from 2010, but things haven’t changed any for the better, I assure you]

    I posted this a few minutes ago in the Ed Schultz thread, but who knows if any of you will still go there so I am inviting y’all to see a little Socialism being imposed in the European Parliament by none other than a relative of Red Ed left behind in the Old Country.

    From apprentice bookseller to member of the Group of the Progressive Alliance of Socialists and Democrats in the European Parliament AND President of said Parliament to boot:

    This little wanna-be Fuehrer’s the exact opposite of Neil Farage:

    If all else fails and the EU breaks apart he can always get a job on PMSNBC. We’ve been putting up with the accents of the likes of Piers Morgan and Martin Basher, so vutz a little Nattzi akzent?


  21. octa bright says:

    If this individual is teaching constitutional law at a university, in my less than humble opinion he should be sacked for incompetance. Once you start picking what provisions of the Constitution to obey and that selective obedience is considered legitimate then ALL of the Constitution is at risk. Freedom of the press, the NYT is subvesive, close it down. Don’t like what the Profs are teaching, arrest them and shut down the schools. Don’t like the Muslims, close the mosques and jail and/or deport the imans. Put the long term unemployed in chain gangs for their support.
    This gentleman reminds me of the quote “… an idea so stupid that only an intellectual could support it.”

  22. Ghost of FA Hayek says:

    It looks like “something needs to be done about gun owners in Venezuela

    The Observatory said: “Killings have become a way of executing property crimes, a mechanism to resolve personal conflicts and a way to apply private justice.”

    (Oh wait, gun ownership is officially banned there)

  23. Bob Roberts says:

    I wonder how they’ll spin this into a right-wing extremist plot:

    Occu-tard busted with cache of weapons, bombmaking explosives

    The privileged daughter of a prominent city doctor, and her boyfriend — a Harvard grad and Occupy Wall Street activist — have been busted for allegedly having a cache of weapons and a bombmaking explosive in their Greenwich Village apartment.

    Morgan Gliedman — who is nine-months pregnant — and her baby daddy, Aaron Greene, 31, also had instructions on making bombs, including a stack of papers with a cover sheet titled, “The Terrorist Encyclopedia,’’ sources told The Post yesterday.

    Greene attended Harvard as an undergraduate and did his graduate work at the university’s Kennedy School of Government.

    He has five prior run-ins with the police, with the charges including, assault, and weapons possession, sources said.

    Disapproval of Obama Has Climbed 5 Points Since Christmas

    Too little, too late.

    Where were these people in October? In November?

    Don’t go to bed with lesbians, wake up paying child support:

    Lesbians get child support from sperm donor

    What are they doing making babies they can’t afford to raise?

    Two fat, ugly lesbians who aren’t even together any more, making/adopting babies who liberals are saying will be raised properly, but we all know better.

  24. Bob Roberts says:

    Lesbians Angela Bauer and Jennifer Schreiner had a real welfare scam going.

    They adopted 8 kids and things were great until one of them decided to get pregnant. Sperm donor William Marotta didn’t think it through – now the state is ordering him to pay child support for jerking into a cup. And what of Bauer and Schreiner? Well it turns out you’re not “born that way” and “CAN help it” -Schreiner is now straight and loving it.

  25. Bob Roberts says:

    OOPS double posted that last story I shared… had a more developed take on it and forgot I already mentioned it in the previous.

    And now this, another inevitable result of socialism:

    Murder rates in Venezuela has soared this year, up 12% to 21,692 murders according to the Venezuelan Violence Observatory annual report.

    The country now ha a murder rate of 73 deaths per 100,000 impaired to 63 per 100,000 last year and unlike its neighbours is not involved in a drug war or battle with guerrillas.

    In Caracas the murder rate is 200 deaths per 100,000.

    There has also been a surge in prison riots, random shootings and kidnapping.

    These must be all those improvements Chavez has been taking credit for bringing to his country as president.

    Good thing he’s almost gone.

    Meanwhile, best cancel those vacation plans to Caracas and perhaps visit Chicago instead?

    No, wait…

  26. Ghost of FA Hayek says:

    Latest moonbat brain fart:
    Buy out Bushmaster and shut it down

  27. Ghost of FA Hayek says:

    Moonbats at Journal news refuse to back down from interactive gun owner list
    So it’s time to hit them again

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