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Aug 14 2015

Oxford University Press Bans the Words “Pork” and “Pig” out of Obeisance to Muslims

It’s like living in an Onion parody of obsequious totalitarian dhimmitude. The words “pork” and “pig” are following the Confederate flag down the memory hole, lest they offend hostile savages:

To avoid the risk of potentially offending a Muslim somewhere, [Oxford University Press] has banned the use of the words “pig” and “pork” from children’s books as it might offend Islamic readers.

Oxford University Press is one of the largest publishers in the world.

Like Muslims, observant Jews don’t eat pork. Nobody ever suggested banning the very words “pork” and “pig” to appease Jews. But then, Jews don’t fly airliners full of innocent people into office buildings full of more innocent people, so there is no need to appease them, or reason for the liberals in charge to worship them.

Let’s hope New York City high schools aren’t counting on Oxford University Press to supply reading materials. But then, given the ever-encroaching nature of moonbattery, the ban will soon engulf all publishers, so NYC will have to find something other than The Three Little Pigs that 11th graders can comprehend in any case.

Revise your Newspeak dictionaries at once. Like the word “Dixie,” the words “pork” and “pig” are now politically incorrect. Proles can use this sort of language, but not Ingsoc party members who expect to get anywhere in society.

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Slated for the memory hole.

On a tip from Steve A.




64 Responses to “Oxford University Press Bans the Words “Pork” and “Pig” out of Obeisance to Muslims”

  1. TED says:

    OBVIOUSLY they haven’t stopped publishing THESE!!!!!

  2. TED says:

    OBVIOUSLY they haven’t stopped publishing THESE!!!!!

  3. Appalled By The World says:

    The Onion will go out of business at this rate as all of the sort of material they normal print is becoming actual news on a daily basis. Such are the mad times we suffer through.

  4. Appalled By The World says:

    The Onion will go out of business at this rate as all of the sort of material they normal print is becoming actual news on a daily basis. Such are the mad times we suffer through.

  5. I thought the “Three Little Pigs” was already banned by the Left because it offends vegetarians.

  6. I thought the “Three Little Pigs” was already banned by the Left because it offends vegetarians.

  7. MAS says:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOHEx4AHWXo

    MMMMMM…pork rinds! Guess that makes me the Big Bad Wolf?

  8. MAS says:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOHEx4AHWXo

    MMMMMM…pork rinds! Guess that makes me the Big Bad Wolf?

  9. Jim says:

    I guess these words will be on the list soon: hog, sow, bacon, Sweat Hog, ham, “Miss Piggy” –
    Words or phrases in jeopardy: pigskin, pigsty, Porky Pig, Italian sausage, Kielbasa, John Kerry, road-hog, bacon lettuce and tomato sandwich –

  10. Jim says:

    I guess these words will be on the list soon: hog, sow, bacon, Sweat Hog, ham, “Miss Piggy” –
    Words or phrases in jeopardy: pigskin, pigsty, Porky Pig, Italian sausage, Kielbasa, John Kerry, road-hog, bacon lettuce and tomato sandwich –

  11. Lou Hodges says:

    Backlash coming

  12. Lou Hodges says:

    Backlash coming

  13. The Auburn Tomahawk says:

    So what are feminists supposed to say all men are now???

  14. Auburn Rapunzel says:

    So what are feminists supposed to say all men are now???

  15. Son_of_Taz says:

    You’re right. It was renamed “Three Little Tofus”

  16. Eddie_Valiant says:

    You’re right. It was renamed “Three Little Tofus”

  17. Son_of_Taz says:

    “War on Women, War one Women!!”

  18. Eddie_Valiant says:

    “War on Women, War on Women!!”

  19. Son_of_Taz says:

    Right on cue, the cowards at Oxford have suppressed posts to their Facebook page.

  20. Eddie_Valiant says:

    Right on cue, the cowards at Oxford have suppressed posts to their Facebook page.

  21. wingmann says:

    Just rename it “The Three Little BLT’s”.

  22. wingmann says:

    Just rename it “The Three Little BLT’s”.

  23. Jodie says:

    And what are they going to call the police now? Hee heee!

  24. Jodie says:

    And what are they going to call the police now? Hee heee!

  25. MrRightWingDave says:

    ROFLMAO

  26. David says:

    ROFLMAO

  27. MrRightWingDave says:

    T-T-T-That’s all folks!

  28. David says:

    T-T-T-That’s all folks!

  29. MrRightWingDave says:

    I sure hope so.

  30. David says:

    I sure hope so.

  31. 762x51 says:

    Beat me to it damn you.

  32. 762x51 says:

    Beat me to it damn you.

  33. TED says:

    AND they ENJOY it so much!

  34. TED says:

    AND they ENJOY it so much!

  35. MrRightWingDave says:

    Yes, but you have the graphic! Thanks!

  36. David says:

    Yes, but you have the graphic! Thanks!

  37. grayjohn says:

    Pork Pork Pork Pig Pig Pig Eat Eat Eat Shit Shit Shit.

  38. grayjohn says:

    Pork Pork Pork Pig Pig Pig Eat Eat Eat Shit Shit Shit.

  39. Deathstroke says:

    Hey Dave, you could you compile a list of all words deemed “offensive” like you did for the Hate Hoaxes?

  40. Deathstroke says:

    Hey Dave, you could you compile a list of all words deemed “offensive” like you did for the Hate Hoaxes?

  41. […] Nobody ever suggested banning the very words “pork” and “pig” to appease Jews. […]

  42. razz says:

    Is bacon safe?

  43. razz says:

    Is bacon safe?

  44. KHarn says:

    It would be easier and SHORTER to post all the words that are NOT deemed offensive!

  45. KHarn says:

    It would be easier and SHORTER to post all the words that are NOT deemed offensive!

  46. Dave Blount says:

    I would if I had time, but new words are banned faster than I can keep up with them.

  47. Dave Blount says:

    I would if I had time, but new words are banned faster than I can keep up with them.

  48. […] Came across this story yesterday over at Moonbattery […]

  49. Ol' Uncle Lar says:

    Not around my house! It tends to disappear quickly. NMI( No Muslims Involved)

  50. Ol' Uncle Lar says:

    Not around my house! It tends to disappear quickly. NMI( No Muslims Involved)

  51. Liz Vogt Mish says:

    So whatever will we do with Porky Pig. What about all the liberals calling for death to the pigs. Hmmmmm

  52. Liz Vogt Mish says:

    So whatever will we do with Porky Pig. What about all the liberals calling for death to the pigs. Hmmmmm

  53. Douglas Wakeman says:

    Sorry, the letter ‘B’ is banned because it stands for “Bacon”.

  54. Doug Wakeman says:

    Sorry, the letter ‘B’ is banned because it stands for “Bacon”.

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