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Apr 19 2022

NY Times Falls for Goofy Covid Prank

Likely inspired by Jussie Smollett, who claimed his imaginary attackers called homogeneously left-wing Chicago “MAGA country,” Jared Rabel pulled a hoax that substitutes failure to maintain panic over Covid for the usual race hate by tweeting this:

I boarded a plane today with my son and mid flight, the pilot announces that the mask mandate is over. Flight attendants pulled off their masks and sneezed directly into their hands while screaming “this is MAGA airspace”. My son turned to me in tears. I don’t know what to do.

He was looking for laughs rather than expecting someone to believe him. But he failed to take into account the eager credulity of the Paper of Record. He received the following response from Victoria Kim:

Hi Jared, I’m a New York Times journalist, I’d love to speak to you over the phone about what happened on your flight this evening. Can you please give me a call at [DELETED] or let me know how I can reach you?

His response rammed the trolling job home:

Hello Victoria, I would love to discuss the incident at your earliest convenience. … Unfortunately it’s satire that only someone at the NYT would believe. … I was wondering how your team deals with the multitude of false stories that you peddle out daily to use as political propaganda and if you could give me advice on how to take my satire to the next level?

A more reliable news source reports on why the Times seized on the scoop so eagerly:

Airline companies and more have dropped their mask mandates after a federal judge lifted the national face covering mandate on Monday.

No doubt Times reporters will still have on their Covid muzzles when the next bug comes around.

On a tip from Occam’s Stubble.

Dec 01 2021

Stanford Educrats Pull Hate Hoax

Hate-hoaxing bully Bubba Wallace’s revelation that garage door pulls are actually racist nooses was only the beginning. Stanford educrats have uncovered more racism in the form of cords with loops.

At the Stanford Review, Maxwell Meyer quotes an email blasted out by Dean of Students Mona Hicks and Vice Provost for Institutional Equity, Access, and Community Patrick Dunkley:

“Two cords with loops that may represent nooses were found in a tree… The Office immediately contacted the Stanford University Department of Public Safety (DPS), which promptly investigated the incident with a campus arborist.”

Weathering and tree growth suggest that the cords had been attached to the tree for as long as 2 years, but cords with loops only recently became inherently racist.

“We cannot be certain whether the ropes were deliberately fashioned in the shape of nooses, or were part of an abandoned swing or rope ladder.”

However,

“To be clear, a noose is a potent symbol of anti-Black racism and violence that is completely unacceptable under any circumstances.”

This includes even the circumstance that the noose is not a noose but just a cord or rope with a loop in it.

As part of their apparent attempt to validate critical race theory hogwash, the educrats hyperventilate about the “mental health resources” available to students and faculty too psychologically fragile to cope with the existence of cords with loops in them.

As Meyer notes, the timing was excellent:

They rushed to inform Stanford students of an alleged race incident on the very day that the criminal trial of Jussie Smollett, the greatest of all race hoaxers, began in Chicago. That little coincidence is the cherry on top of this giant farce.

Taking the broader view, hate hoaxes in general are the cherry on top of the giant farce that is the liberal racial narrative.

On a tip from Wiggins.

Nov 17 2021

Cori Bush Congressional Hate Hoax

Hate hoaxers are usually nobodies attempting to achieve power the easy way. Alarmingly, we are starting to see hate hoaxers who already have power. Jussie Smollett never topped any marquees, but he staged his laughably incompetent hoax as part of the powerful Hollywood establishment. Due to his race being so rare in racing, Bubba Wallace, who claimed that a garage door pull was a racist noose, was powerful enough that NASCAR banned Confederate flags on his command. Now we have Cori Bush, formerly a Black Lives Matter activist but now a member of Congress:

Repeating the lie that Michael Brown was “murdered” at the hands of a white police officer, Cori Bush falsely claimed on Monday that white supremacists in Ferguson, Missouri, would literally hide up in the hills and callously shoot at protesters.

True enough, the claim that Michael Brown was murdered is not an opinion but a straightforward lie. Even Barack Obama’s hyperpoliticized and hyperracialized Injustice Department could not find wrongdoing on the part of Officer Darren Wilson, who was forced to shoot the maniac Brown in self-defense. Like Kyle Rittenhouse, Wilson would be imprisoned for life anyway if it were up to Bush, if only for putting up resistance to the violent criminal element Bush represents.

“When we marched in Ferguson, white supremacists would hide behind a hill near where Michael Brown Jr. was murdered and shoot at us,” she said. “They never faced consequences. If Kyle Rittenhouse gets acquitted, it tells them that even 7 years later they still can get away with it.”

Like Joe Biden and Geraldo Rivera, Bush pretends that Rittenhouse is a white supremacist because in the eyes of the liberal establishment this makes him fair game to be destroyed.

Imagine the investigations by the media and the Democratic Party if there were any chance whatsoever that Bush’s story is true. Yet the liberal establishment has no interest in pursuing it, because that would only draw attention to what a truly evil woman she is — even if she has confirmation from Black Lives Matter activist Ohun Ashe:

“This is FACTS! I vividly remember hiding under porches in Canfield as shots were fired at us. No one came to help us. We would come from under porches using cars as shields in between gun shots to make it out,” tweeted Ashe.

White supremacists firing upon sacred black people would be a dream come true for liberals. Think of how many papers the New York Times could sell. Maybe CNN could pull its ratings out of their tailspin.

However, Ferguson’s black Police Chief Frank McCall Jr confirms that there is no record of an incident like Bush describes. The closest thing would be Jeffrey Williams, who is also black, shooting two cops in the security line outside police headquarters.

Matt Christiansen calls Bush “Hillary Smollett” for combining the outlandish lies of Shrillary landing under sniper fire in Bosnia with Smollett’s fictional assault by a white supremacist:

On a tip from KirklesWorth.

Mar 11 2021

Hate Hoax Results in Beheading

Remember Samuel Paty, the French teacher who was beheaded after showing a Charlie Hebdo cartoon while teaching about freedom of expression? Looks like he paid the ultimate price for a hate hoax:

[A] 13-year-old pupil, whose father started a hate campaign against Samuel Paty by filing a legal complaint, says she lied to please her father, and she was not even at the class in which the teacher was alleged to have shown a caricature of the Prophet Muhammad.

The girl, who has not been identified, had originally claimed that Mr Paty had asked Muslim pupils to leave the class before he showed “a photograph of the Prophet naked” to children during a class on free speech.

Now we hear from her lawyer Mbeko Tabula that she was not even at school that day.

Paty’s supposed blasphemy produced the customary explosion of homicidal fury among Muslim colonists. It climaxed with Abdullakh Anzorov cutting off his head.

Here’s why she told the lie that got Paty decapitated:

Le Parisien reported that the girl wanted to prevent her father from knowing that she had been suspended for failing to attend the lessons.

So she told Papa that she was suspended for objecting to the teacher showing prophet porn of the naked Mohammad. The father took it from there, launching a jihad that ended Paty’s life.

That such a story would be believed provides insight into the mentality of the Islamic colonies in France. It must be almost as ferociously hysterical as the mentality of American liberals who choose to believe the comparably absurd hate hoaxes perpetuated by members of privileged identity groups, like Jussie Smollett and Bubba Wallace.

On a tip from Dragon’s Lair.

Mar 09 2021

Countermoonbat Vocabulary: Superstraight, Blue Anon

As detailed in 1984 and implemented on a regular basis by the liberal establishment, modern totalitarianism entails controlling culture and even thoughts by controlling language. Finally, countermoonbats have learned to fight back. Instead of banning old terms, they invent new ones, like “superstraight” and “Blue Anon.”

According to woke ideology, heterosexual men must be willing to date men who claim they are women, or be subjected to cancelation on grounds of the thought crime “transphobia.” Countermoonbats have responded by identifying as “superstraight,” meaning that they are attracted only to members of the opposite sex who really are members of the opposite sex.

Moonbats have created over 100 sexual identities. Surely normal people can create just one.

Progressives reacted with blistering rage:

Not the Bee sees endless possibilities:

The great thing is that you can add “super” to anything.

• Don’t like the hierarchies of Marxist oppression in intersectionality? Try super-intersectionality, where you respect everyone at the smallest identity group: the individual!

• Are people telling you to be antiracist? Then say you identify as super-antiracist, where you believe all ethnic groups are equally capable of racism, and it’s all bad!

The media continues to hyperventilate over the imaginary threat posed by QAnon. Those looking for truly dangerous conspiracy kooks are directed to Blue Anon, which is made up of nuts who disseminate disinformation regarding the racist aggression of the Covington kids, the oppression of Jussie Smollett and Bubba Wallace, Brett Kavanaugh’s career as a sex criminal, the continued menace to democracy posed by Buffalo Guy, and of course Russia Russia Russia:

Not only Urban Dictionary but also Google censored the term “Blue Anon,” so unnerving do liberal establishmentarians find the idea of regular Americans pushing back on the language front. Ridicule has apparently compelled both to back down and undisappear the term.

On a tip from ABC of the ANC.

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