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Jan 16 2019

How to Dispose of Dirty Diapers in Public Housing

Nothing could be more emblematic of the culture imported from the Third World and bred by the welfare state. Lowlifes infesting a public housing project on New York’s Lower East Side have been throwing dirty diapers out the window:

Soiled diapers and trash have been thrown out of windows for months, falling on the canopy and sidewalk of the Seward Park Extension building, according to NYCHA [New York City Housing Authority].

One resident reports nearly being hit by the falling diapers.

Due to safety precautions, NYCHA secured a vendor to assist with the cleanup of the overhead canopy.

You can’t expect government workers to engage in such dangerous dirty work. That’s for the private sector. So is paying for the housing project.

On tips from 1-Bodhisattva and American Lizard Gothic.


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Jan 16 2019

Julian Castro Solves Illegal Immigration

In 1988, they called the crowded Democrat presidential field the “Seven Dwarves.” In 2020, it will more closely resemble a blanket of frenzied cockroaches pouring across the floor from under the stove. Among those already scuttling forth, antennae twitching, is Obama’s HUD secretary Julian Castro.

At least he has new ideas. Here is how he would stop the tsunami of illegal immigration:

“What I believe we could do and what the Obama administration did do, I believe, toward the end of its tenure, was to look at things like ankle monitors so that you’re able to monitor where people are in the country.”

Apparently unbeknownst to Castro, tens of thousands of illegals are issued ankle monitors to make sure they show up for their immigration hearings. They promptly cut the monitors off. ICE does not have the resources to track them down. Cleaning up piles of discarded ankle monitors is a regular job for custodians at the bus stations where authorities dump the illegals.

Here’s another clever and original idea Castro might try. Rich people have plenty of money. The government can confiscate money from them and give it to the poor. Then everyone will have money!

On a tip from 1-Bodhisattva.

Jan 16 2019

No Charge for Beating Holocaust Survivor

If a Holocaust survivor nearly a century old is severely beaten in public, the culprit is punished. Unless of course the culprit qualifies as defective and is thereby above the laws of mere mortals.

Montreal resident Hanka Fogelman, 92, called for a cab operated by Société de transport de Montréal (STM), a transit service provided by the city for individuals with physical and mental disabilities. En route to visit her daughter, she shared the vehicle with a woman, who sat in the passenger seat, and her eventual attacker, a man who sat with her in the back.

The attacker was known to be dangerous. The driver warned Fogelman that he was “aggressive” — which soon proved to be true.

“He started hitting me. Punching me,” Fogelman said. “The blood started coming out from my nose. I didn’t know what to do.”

The assault came with no warning.

Now for the moonbattery:

A Montreal police spokesperson told CBC the assailant has an intellectual disability and won’t be charged with a crime.

No doubt he is still lurching around loose. He may assault another elderly lady tomorrow, and another the day after.

Meanwhile, people are blaming the driver.

Jan 15 2019

Open Thread

There is no such thing as public opinion. There is only published opinion. - Winston Churchill

On a tip from Jester.

Jan 15 2019

Vlogger Responses to Ultra-Woke Gillette Ad

The moonbat Gillette ad in which insufferably woke Procter & Gamble denounces its own customers for toxic masculinity is a case study in just how nauseating, pernicious, and hostile to the core population the liberal establishment has become. Vloggers have been going to town on it.

Paul Joseph Watson analyzes the antiwhite hatred embedded in the antimale hatred, exposes the double standard by which women would never be subjected to such denigrating propaganda, reveals the crass political interest liberals have in demasculinizing the culture, and explains why leftist virtue signaling even at its most disgusting does sell products:

The Iconoclast points out that the problem is not an excess but a shortage of masculinity and further explores the embedded racial attack:

Mark Dice congratulates Dollar Shave Club and Bic on the increase in sales that they should be getting and reminds us that P&G is not alone when it comes to ramming feminist moonbattery down our throats:

The attention this generates may sell some razors to the semiconscious herd — but only at the price of the Gillette brand being loathed by any self-respecting man who is paying attention.

On a tip from DM.

Jan 15 2019

Laura Loomer Stunt Highlights Democrat Hypocrisy

Ever wonder if Nancy Pelosi would still think walls are inherently immoral if a caravan of illegal immigrants showed up at her Napa Valley mansion? Laura Loomer has the answer:

Pelosi — an open-borders advocate who supports illegal immigration — reportedly had activist Laura Loomer and her merry band of illegals thrown off her posh California estate.

Loomer jumped the fence onto Pelosi’s lawn to seek refuge. She was supposedly joined by Guatemalans who are in the country illegally.

As she livestreamed the occasion, Loomer read a list of Americans who have been killed by illegal aliens, thanks to the red carpet laid down by Nancy Pelosi et al.

Here’s what she livestreamed:

On a tip from KirklesWorth.

Jan 15 2019

Greedy Teachers’ Union Could Bankrupt Los Angeles Schools

The further left the greedier, until you reach communism, whose proponents are so pathologically covetous of other people’s property that they will use violence to seize all of it. Just short of communism is the mentality prevailing at a typical teachers’ union, the avarice of which threatens to financially ruin whole states like Illinois. Yesterday teachers were on the march in Los Angeles:

Educators and parents wearing ponchos and rain boots and carrying umbrellas gathered downtown to march from City Hall to district headquarters in the pouring rain, pressing for higher pay and smaller class sizes that the district says could bankrupt the school system with 640,000 students.

Austin Beutner, Superintendent of the Los Angeles Unified School District, stands accused by United Teachers Los Angeles of the ultimate sin against Big Government moonbattery: promoting privatization. Beutner took to the Wall Street Journal to observe that someone has a math problem:

During a three-year period that began last summer, Los Angeles Unified will spend about $24 billion educating students. The district’s revenue during that time will be closer to $22 billion, forcing us to spend all our reserves.

The teachers union’s demands would cost an additional $3 billion during that same three-year span.

Obviously, the money would run out. This would likely result in bankruptcy and a state takeover. Experience indicates this could result in turn in layoffs and a wage freeze — the exact opposite of what the teachers are demanding.

Regarding their demands, this reflects the job performance for which they insist on being extravagantly rewarded:

Nearly 70% of the students in Los Angeles Unified are not proficient in math. About 60% are not proficient in English.

The teachers were offered a generous 6% raise. They turned it down, demanding ever more.

Elsewhere in today’s WSJ, we learn how cushy LA teachers have it already:

Los Angeles teachers earn on average about $75,000 per year … though compensation including health and retirement benefits exceeds $110,000.

Only in pro sports are people so grotesquely overpaid who don’t even have to work the whole year.

Teachers can retire as early as age 55 and don’t have to pay a dime for health insurance until they qualify for Medicare and then receive subsidized supplemental coverage.

More money looted from taxpayers would likely mean not better education, but rather more extravagantly generous pensions.

Recall that in 2012 public unions and Democrats championed a tax referendum to soak the wealthy—putatively to raise money for schools. Voters in 2016 extended the tax hike through 2030. Well, state K-12 spending has increased 70% since 2012, yet pensions have swallowed the tax windfall.

Meanwhile, the unions do everything in their power to crush the charter schools that provide kids with dramatically better education. Insatiably greedy teachers’ unions are the worst enemies that education ever had.

On tips from Varla and 1-Bodhisattva.

Jan 15 2019

Blasphemy at Haifa Museum of Art

People who hate Israel want to give it the South Africa treatment through the Boycott, Divestment, and Sanctions movement. To garner support, Ilhan Omar, Linda Sarsour, et al. ought to stop bleating about allegedly oppressed terrorists and instead show people what is on display at the Haifa Museum of Art. From the Holy Land:

Hundreds of Christians protested outside the Haifa Museum of Art in Israel on Friday against Jani Leinonen’s McJesus sculpture of a crucified Ronald McDonald, conflating the American fast-food chain with the crucifixion. Yet the Finnish artist insists that he requested the work be removed from the museum’s Sacred Goods exhibition (until 17 February) last September and that it is on display against his wishes.

For a change Christians are pushing back; the protests have escalated to violent clashes with the police. But the government-funded museum has refused to remove the blasphemous work, despite requests from local Christian leaders and from Leinonen, who ironically wants his juvenile work removed because he has joined the BDS movement. It is doubtful that the museum features sacrilegious insults against Judaism or Islam.

Before we get mad enough at Israel to support BDS ourselves, we should keep in mind that taxpayer-supported museums in the USA have featured Piss Christ (a crucifix submersed in urine) and The Holy Virgin of Mary (Mary as painted by untalented child, surrounded by dirty pictures cut out of porno magazines and clots of elephant dung). Anger might be more constructively aimed at the moonbattery that has rotted the arts community to the core, and at the illegitimate use of public money to fund art.

On a tip from Sean C.

Jan 15 2019

Suffocating Moonbattery from Dictionary.com

There is no escape. Say you want to look up a word on Dictionary.com. Lately a large graphic has dominated the homepage featuring the unlovely grimace of the congresskook who made the news recently by screeching of the President of the United States that she would “impeach the motherf***er” on an unspecified charge. The caption reads, “Rashida Tlaib Backlash Raises the Question: Why Can’t Women Swear?”

Surely, they aren’t insisting, on what you would expect to be a politically neutral site, that we approve of Tlaib’s appalling behavior. After several days, morbid curiosity compelled me to click on the graphic. This reckless mistake plunged me into a realm of sheer moonbattery.

The link leads to a 1,000+-word article right there on the Dictionary.com site championing Tlaib’s obnoxiousness. The arguments, by necessity, are moronic. They boil down to: some men use foul language in public, so you are a sexist if you don’t like it when women do it too.

In support of this viewpoint, they present readers with a tweet by leftist Hollyweirdo Samuel Jackson that is too obscene to reproduce on a respectable website.

After defending Tlaib, the piece goes on the offense. Not only is it not bad that she calls the President a “motherf***er,” it is positively good — because moonbattery:

Feminist writer Mona Eltahawy summed it up succinctly when she wrote that, as a Muslim woman, she swears specifically because she “isn’t supposed to.” She does it to “make the patriarchy uncomfortable.” And that’s likely what Tlaib did, too.

Islamofeminism is inherently absurd. That could be why Islamofeminists are at the cutting edge of intersectional moonbattery (refer to Linda Sarsour).

The piece finishes on a note of triumph:

Forty-two members of the 2019 congress are women and 24 of them are people of color. Many of them are also younger than the average congressperson, such as Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, who is 29, or Ilhan Omar, who is 37.

Moonbattery readers are familiar with Ocasio-Cortez and Omar, both of them ultramoonbats that no sane person would trust in a position of authority. But they are women of color, so they are qualified to rule over us.

The newest congressional class seems poised to speak for all Americans, swearing and all, and that’s proving to be an unsettling prospect to many older, white, and mostly male Americans who have traditionally functioned under the belief that they would always have the loudest voices in the room.

Swearing isn’t just swearing when moonbats like Rashida Tlaib do it. It is a righteous attack on old people, white people, and men. Every F-bomb is a blow for social justice!

That’s what you get fed when you just want check on how to spell a word, so thoroughly has belligerent moonbattery saturated every nook and cranny of society.

Jan 15 2019

Church of England Announces Unholy Baptism

The Church of England has announced pastoral guidelines for an “official gender transition ceremony” — an unholy baptism for those embarking on a life devoted to transsexual depravity:

The new ceremony for trans church members incorporates something called the Affirmation of Baptismal Faith into celebrations that mark a gender transition. …

The pastor conducting the ceremony is advised to use the trans person’s chosen name and pronouns, perform an anointment using water or oil, allow “testimony” to reflect on the person’s journey, and present the person with a baptismal certificate of sorts.

The certificate certifies that the Church of England approves of the sexually insane rejecting the bodies God gave them and devoting their lives to wallowing in self-indulgent deviancy.

The subversion and degeneracy won’t stop there.

This past May, bishops from the Lichfield diocese just outside Birmingham, England signed a letter calling for “radical Christian inclusion” that urged LGBTQ people to seek leadership positions within the church.

There has been a coup in the Church of England. Those now in charge still worship, but what they worship isn’t God.

On a tip from Lyle.

Jan 14 2019

Open Thread

A general dissolution of principles and manners will more surely overthrow the liberties of America than the whole force of the common enemy. While the people are virtuous they cannot be subdued; but when once they lose their virtue then will be ready to surrender their liberties to the first external or internal invader. - Samuel Adams

On a tip from Bill589.

Jan 14 2019

P&G Nauseates and with Another PC Ad

Procter & Gamble may never surpass Nike as the US corporation with the most irritatingly left-wing public posture, but it isn’t for lack of trying. The nauseating self-righteousness of their preachily politically correct advertisements will make a committed countermoonbat swear off P&G products for life — and there are a lot of them (Gillette, Pampers, Tide, Downy, Bounty, Charmin, Puffs, Tampax, Head & Shoulders, Old Spice, Cascade, Dawn, Mr. Clean, Vicks, Crest, Oral-B, Ivory, etc).

If P&G’s 2-minute ode to black oppressedness triggered your gag reflex, their cartoonishly contrived attack on toxic masculinity ought to launch your lunch across the screen:

No longer do you have to spend $40,000 per year in the Womyn’s Studies Department at a liberal arts college to wallow in hatred of “toxic masculinity.” Just flip on the TV and wait for a Gillette ad.

In case the stereotypes were too subtle for viewers, Pankaj Bhalla, Gillette brand director for North America, drives the point home:

“We are taking a realistic look at what’s happening today, and aiming to inspire change by acknowledging that the old saying ‘Boys Will Be Boys’ is not an excuse.”

They want boys to stop being boys.

Most of us can agree that acting like a jerk is bad. That’s why Cultural Marxist social engineers are trying to conflate masculinity with acting like a jerk.

When utopia has been imposed, no one will be more masculine than Bradley Manning.

On tips from Sean C and Dragon’s Lair.

Jan 14 2019

Where Are You, Martin Luther King?

Martin Luther King wouldn’t be needed now that the only people oppressing blacks are blacks themselves. Instead we have racial grievance mongers who milk black racism to make themselves rich. The concepts of individual worth and responsibility have been swept away in a tidal wave of exploitative Cultural Marxism. As Jason Riley observes, this isn’t doing blacks any good:

On a tip from Lyle.

Jan 14 2019

Queen Lactacia: Ten-Year-Old Drag Queen

Desmond Napoles is not the only little boy to be exploited as a public sex object by the aberrantly oriented community. Introducing 10-year-old Canadian drag queen Nemis Quinn Mélançon-Golden, a.k.a. Queen Lactacia.

Like Desmond, Nemis got off to an early start, courtesy of his parents. At age 8, he was introduced on stage at a drag show by Bianca Del Rio. Before that,

“There’s a video somewhere of me lip-syncing to Ariana Grande in a pink tutu when I was six,” says Nemis, who adopted the moniker Lactacia last year (his fans are known as ‘Lactaters’). “Drag isn’t a thing you imagine a child to do, but we don’t care what people say.”

If he doesn’t sound much like a 10-year-old, that could be because what comes out of his mouth was put there by someone else.

The source piece at Huck comes from so deep within the liberal bubble that the Alt Right’s bête noire Ben Shapiro is cluelessly denounced as an “alt-right mouthpiece.” It features pictures of the little boy striking sexually provocative poses in fishnet stockings.

There are some very sick people out there. The liberal media does what it can to encourage them.

Anyone who thinks all cultures are equal has been lucky enough to avoid the culture that produced the twisted spectacle they are making of this little kid’s life. Please excuse the language as drag queen Bianca Del Rio welcomes Nemis into his world:

On a tip from Seaoh.

Jan 14 2019

James Watson: “And Yet It Moves”

Pastors are not the only ones who get in big trouble for telling the truth during a time of universal deceit. James Watson is possibly the greatest living biologist. Being a great scientist, he can’t help telling the truth, even when it is politically incorrect. For that, he is to become an unperson, stripped of his honors:

Watson, who discovered DNA’s double helix structure alongside Francis Crick and Rosalind Franklin in the 1950s, said that genes cause a difference on IQ tests between blacks and whites, in a recent PBS documentary “American Masters: Decoding Watson.”

Anyone who doubts that what Watson says is true was likely cursed with some very dumb genes. But we are not allowed to say it, because admitting it will bring down the entire ideological house of cards that is political correctness. The thought police can’t have people consciously aware that they succeed or fail on their own merits, rather than due to the contrived concepts of “privilege” and “oppression.”

The leaders of Cold Spring Harbor Laboratory on Long Island said in a statement his comments were “reprehensible, unsupported by science.”

They know that thought criminals are last in line for grant money. That’s why they are stripping Watson of his honorary titles.

Watson has stepped out of line before:

He lost his position as chancellor at the lab in 2007 after he told the Sunday Times he was “inherently gloomy about the prospect of Africa” because “all our social policies are based on the fact that their intelligence is the same as ours, whereas all the testing says not really.”

Stating this indisputable fact brought down a ton of bricks on his head. He actually sold his Nobel Prize as part of a campaign to get back into the good graces of polite society. But despite his attempts at ideological rehabilitation, something inside him keeps bursting out with “And yet it moves.”

On a tip from Lyle.

Jan 14 2019

Pastor Forced Out for Truth Telling

Like George Orwell is said to have said, in a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act. Unlike the phony rebels of the entertainment industry, real revolutionaries tend to get in big trouble, like the pastor in rural Northern California who was forced out of his church over a sign that read, “Bruce Jenner is still a man, homosexuality is still a sin.”

The sign, shared on the pastor’s Facebook page, sparked protests and national news coverage. Justin Hoke announced his departure on the Trinity Bible Presbyterian Church Facebook page on Saturday evening.

No one can dispute that what the sign said is true. They don’t have to dispute it. It was thoughtcrime. The truer, the more criminal.

“I was informed that essentially all but one couple in membership would leave the church if I continued as pastor of TBPC,” Hoke said in his post.

If there are any Bibles in the church, Hoke ought to take them with him; the congregation won’t be needing them. The Bible confirms the latter part of the sign’s forbidden message repeatedly. Biology books would confirm the part about Bruce Jenner.

Before Hoke was forced out, the politically correct demonstrated their respect for Christianity, free speech, and objective reality by vandalizing the sign — stealing letters and breaking the Plexiglas.

“The response we’re receiving from this sign proves that it was posted way too late,” Hoke commented under a photo he shared of the sign. “If a conservative mountain farming community is no longer a safe place to call sin, sin. Then is anywhere in this country still safe for real Christians?”

The answer is no. But posting the sign too late is better than not posting it at all.

On a tip from ABC of the ANC.

Jan 14 2019

How Bradley Manning Honored Law Enforcement Appreciation Day

Like other transsexuals, Bradley Manning has a pathological need for attention, so it was cruel to ignore his latest stunt. Last Wednesday, he acknowledged Law Enforcement Appreciation Day by tweeting a picture of a Thin Blue Line flag — that was on fire:

“f— the police,” Manning tweeted alongside the photo.

Not as gifted with originality as he is with wokedness, Manning tweeted the same words on the same day last year.

Here Manning explains why he hates the police so much:

Past bids for attention by Manning include committing 750,000 acts of treason with the largest intelligence leak in US history (for which he had his sentence commuted by the sympathetic Barack Obama), declaring himself to be a woman named Chelsea and undergoing grotesque sexual reconfiguration, attempting suicide, running for Senate, and tweeting a picture of his feet on a window ledge to signify he was considering suicide again.

For these antics, the liberal establishment has rewarded him by releasing a benefit compilation by moonbat musicians, featuring him in a New York City parade, fawning over him adorantly in the media, and almost but not quite making him a visiting fellow of supremely odious Harvard University.

Here’s a fun thought experiment. Consider a homosexual activist who got an unknown number of Americans and American allies killed by leaking sensitive documents because he was in a spiteful mood after quarreling with his boyfriend. What would happen to him if he were to go out in public in a world with no police?

On a tip from ABC of the ANC.

Jan 13 2019

Open Thread

Remember, government is not an enlightened organization designed to promote public welfare. It is barbaric, uncivilized force…military and police power put to the service of the insiders who control it. Yes, there are constraints on the way the insiders use their power. There are ‘checks and balances,’ built into the constitution, for example. And there are cultural norms and traditional prohibitions. But eventually, the norms and traditions wear off, like painkillers. And then, the pain of raw government begins again. - Bill Bonner
Jan 13 2019

Indians Fail to Be Offended

Social justice warriors are never more self-righteous than when they are defending Indians from the offensiveness of cultural appropriation. But do Indians themselves find it offensive? Only if they are woke activist Indians who have been taught by liberals to weaponize thin skin. Others are perfectly sane about it, as Will Witt learned in Navajo country:

“The most offensive questions are the questions that need to be asked and answered. Because that’s the only way we learn.” There is a smart guy who has no future in the media or Democrat politics.

On a tip from Lyle.

Jan 13 2019

Countermoonbattery from Elizabeth Warren

To get an idea of how fast moonbattery is pulling us over the cliff into dysfunctional lunacy, consider that as recently as 2003 even Elizabeth Warren — the quintessential unhinged Democrat radical — used to understand the importance of the family and the consequences of its destruction. What she once had to say about the two-income trap is pure countermoonbattery:

This helps explain why we have stopped reproducing and find ourselves displacing the American population with colonists from the Third World who will remake the country in the image of their own.

Drawing attention to any of this would get you thrown out of today’s Democrat Party, which militantly advocates all things far left, including the demise of the traditional family, with zero tolerance for those who hesitate to guzzle the Kool-Aid to the last drop. Republicans who toe the line of political correctness don’t want to hear it either.

On a tip from Jack S.

Jan 13 2019

Church Services in the Rainbow Utopia

Church services can be a little dry in countries that have not been blessed with multicultural enrichment, but they don’t have that problem in South Africa. At the International Pentecostal Holiness Church in Limpopo yesterday, 23 church members were arrested for offenses that included public violence and assault to cause grievous bodily harm. Two were hospitalized with serious injuries.

“It is alleged that two rival groups of the church had an altercation during a church service where other members went on the rampage and started assaulting several people and damaged vehicles which were parked within the church premises,” police said in a statement.

Police confiscated weapons ranging from “four big sticks” to “20 petrol bombs.” Thrill-seeking congregants are encouraged to come back next weekend to see if anyone gets necklaced on the altar at the conclusion of the homily.

At least there were no reports of drinking engine cleaning fluid during services.

On a tip from ABC of the ANC.

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