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Oct 26 2011

Paula Deen Sounds Off on Bitter Half’s Hypocrisy

Paula Deen had better have a top-notch accountant. The IRS is going to be hitting her books like a troop of army ants after this:

Michelle Obama is now furious with Southern cooking queen Paula Deen for crowing that the first lady, a healthy-eating advocate who’s waging a war against childhood obesity, pigs out on fattening foods.

While plugging her new book, “Paula Deen’s Southern Cooking Bible,” the feisty TV chef took a pot shot at Michelle for gorging herself on greasy french fries, fatty hot chicken wings and sugary deep-fried Snickers bars!

When the Bitter Half appeared on her show, Deen couldn’t help but notice that her eating habits don’t quite converge with the diet she wants to impose on the rest of us.

“She probably ate more than any other guest I ever had on the show! She kept eating even during commercials. Know what (the Obamas’) favorite foods are? Hot wings. Y’know — those kinds of foods that aren’t necessarily top-of-the-list healthy foods.”

Coming soon from the federal Death Star: legislation to save the children from obesity by making the aiding and abetting of Southern cooking a felony.

Who would you rather have writing up the menu?

On tips from Mary and The MaryHunter.

19 Responses to “Paula Deen Sounds Off on Bitter Half’s Hypocrisy”

  1. Henry says:

    Your pants are down, your cover’s blown; need that food to feed that jones…

  2. KHarn says:

    >Moonbat Mode ONMoonbat Mode OFF<

  3. Louisiana Steve says:


  4. KHarn says:

    What happened to my post? I’ll try again.

    :Moonbat Mode ON:

    But she only eats a lot because those poor getto people are starved by whitey! I know this is true because my college professor told me so. I’ve never actually TALKED to one of the oppressed persons of color; but I support them!”

    :Moonbat Mode OFF:

  5. 762x51 says:

    Queen Michelle says: “Do as I narf, gobble, say peasants slurp, scarf, not as I do munch, guzzle, or else! Belch!!

    I never take dietary advice from a woman who’s ass is bigger than mine.

  6. nancz says:

    Praying for Paula’s well being!

    Hey, Henry – miss you – look for a holiday package soon…

  7. Noelegy says:

    @KHarn: our nation has the world’s fattest “poor” people. 🙁

  8. Clingtomyguns says:

    Liberal hypocrisy, thy name is Michelle, Barry and Albert:

    Healthy eating czar stuffs her face with hot wings, French fries and fried snickers.

    Most transparent prez ever’s DOJ supports lying in response to FOIA requests.

    Global warming czar runs up $30,000 electric bills.

    …. and on and on.

  9. SR says:

    More important things to worry about than what other people eat…….Like………………..

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  11. Die Commies Die says:

    Black Kow, the mature manure Black Kow.

  12. The MaryHunter says:

    The First Klingon and her hubby are the very perfect models of the modern Anti-First Couple.

  13. Henry says:

    Hey nancz! Been busy, busy…

    Looking forward to some southern goodies!!

  14. Jay B. says:

    Wow can you imagine the look on the host’s face to see the FIRST LADY gobble hot wings? Michelle Obama probably doesn’t even know how to spell “dignity”. A huge shitstain on the US history.

  15. Jay B. says:

    Hey, you know what would be an awesome FOI request? Get the menu served at the white house for the Obamas. I’m sure it would be so unhealthy and greasy it would make Mc Donald’s look like Health Foods.

  16. marlio says:

    MIchelle has no degree in nutrition, or anything related to the field , as far as I know. So she is a hypocrite for trying to dictate what our childrenc should eat and we shouldnt pay any heed to what comes out of her BIg Stuffed Mouth!!!

  17. Grunt says:

    What I wonder, is that judging by the gaping maw she’s shoving foodstuffs into, each meal ends with a loud belch and some finger-counting.

    Seriously…the woman travels (spends taxpayer money)…and eats….and eats…and EATS.

  18. Louisiana Steve says:

    Moochelle: Burp…excuse me y’all.

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