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Dec 02 2019

Perineum Sunning

Moonbats, don’t miss out on the latest flaky fad: perineum sunning.

Via the New York Post:

“In a mere 30 seconds of sunlight on your butthole, you will receive more energy from this electric node than you would in an entire day being outside with your clothes on,” says an influencer, who goes by Ra of Earth. In a viral video that has racked up more than 35,000 views, he gestures toward the sun as three naked men lie down, point their backsides to the sky and make sounds of pleasure.

Sounds like a Pete Buttigieg campaign rally.

Moonbats have actually convinced themselves that exposing their anuses to the sun will improve their health. More likely, considering how little the skin down there is adapted to sunlight, they will give themselves skin cancer.

On tips from Varla, ABC of the ANC, and Frances John.



One Response to “Perineum Sunning”

  1. […] If he did, he would have known better that to engage in the latest wacky fad, perineum sunning. Readers were warned that the skin down there is not used to sunshine. It is his own fault that it now hurts to sit […]


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