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Nov 15 2011

PETA Demands Texas Town Change Name to Tofurky

Not content to have demanded that Fishkill, New York change its name to Fishsave (kill means creek in the language of New York’s early Dutch settlers), PETA freaks now call upon Turkey, Texas to change its name to Tofurky to promote politically correct synthetic pseudo-food.

For once PETA is being reasonable; it has given the town until Thanksgiving to comply with the request. Then the entire town will be treated to a “vegan holiday feast.”

They must think Texas is in New England.

Because turkeys aren’t dogs, you morons.

On a tip from Jimbo.

52 Responses to “PETA Demands Texas Town Change Name to Tofurky”

  1. Nathaniel M says:

    Oh crap. I looked at that picture and thought I was having an LSD flashback. That picture is funny as hell!

  2. Secret Squirrel says:

    Message to PETA:

    Go Blow yourselves.

    Oh wait, you don’t consume animal protein of any form right? I guess that is off limits too.

  3. SR says:

    PETA idiots.

  4. Joe says:

    I wonder why vegetarians feel the need to manufacture fake meat out of vegetables or vegetable byproducts. Carnivores don’t fashion fake celery out of beef byproducts, do they?
    Seriously peta freaks. If you want to feel like you’re eating meat, eat some real meat. Then maybe you won’t look so pale and sickly.

  5. AZRon says:

    Since lately I have been getting most of my laughs from the OWS “movement”, I had nearly forgotten how guffaw-worthy these PETA cranks are.

    Good to see that they are willing to step up their game.

  6. whotothewhat says:

    I would eat a dog if it tasted like turkey.

  7. Average North Korean says:

    I would eat a dog. I do it all the time. Taste like chicken.

  8. AngusParvo says:

    When it comes to PETA, just ignore them. The do asinine things like demand a town change its name — like turkeys can read the road signs anyway — just to get publicity. Ignore them and maybe they’ll go away.

  9. Fred C. Dobbs says:

    I’m not holding my breath to find out how this one turns out. Never mind the fact I’m fairly certain the name of the town refers to the country and not the bird. There are also towns called Egypt and Palestine Texas. I wonder if PETA is going to send a demand to the country of Turkey demanding it change its name too. Somehow I doubt it.

  10. LarryG says:

    PETA to FETID.

  11. How about change the name “Turkeys Killed for Fun and Pleasure” TX?

  12. FREE says:

    Turkey is named foul for a reason. Thats why I don’t eat it.

    Remember PETA means People Eating Tasty Animals.

    I scared a bunch of them away from a KFC a few years back using that line, the laughter from the many people on the street made them slink away to under the rock they came from.

  13. Suspicious Intentions says:

    How anyone considers PETA to be anything more than attention whores is beyond me.

  14. sicoit says:

    BRING.IT.ON.! Y’all might want to just run by Cut and Shoot, TX while y’all are here too just to introduce yourselves. hehe

  15. NotAVegan says:

    It occurs to me that PETA do not love animals, they just REALLY HATE vegetables, and are on a mission to destroy as many as they can. I mean, if there are people who hug trees, why not hug a carrot or a tomato or a soy bean? Or do they think it is okay to hate vegetables, but not trees? Isn’t that discrimination? Why is it okay to kill a carrot or a potato, huh, PETA?

  16. 762x51 says:

    I’m willing to meat them half way and eat a vegan. I understand Shania Twain is a vegatarian.

  17. MPJ says:

    my korean friends once served me a dog… Not bad, though not a first choice of meat.

    PETA are apparently racist narrow minded bigots incapable of appreciating cultural diversity. LOL

  18. KHarn says:

    “AngusParvo says:November 15, 2011 at 11:48 am”

    Sometimes the obnoxious will scream LOUDER if you ignor them.

    PLANTS are living things too! Vegans are cruel to plants!

  19. Naqamel says:

    In Southeast Asia, Dogs ARE on the menu. PETA fails again!

  20. Carnivorous Maximus says:

    Hell yea I eat dog. Especially those little Jack Russell terriers bastards. Fast little boogers make for some leeeeeean eatin’. Dog. The other other white meat. It’s what for dinner.

  21. Bill T says:

    If PETA has a problem with the name of a town imagine what they’re going to think about the new sport down here!

    helihogging Texas style

  22. Marknlutz says:

    Please take note the man studied at the University of Moscow.

    Professor of Law, Suffolk University Law School; Partner, Perkins, Smith & Cohen (1996-1998); Law Offices of Michael Avery, (1989-1995); Partner, Avery & Friedman, (1984-1989); Law Offices of Michael Avery, (1977-1984); Partner, Williams, Avery & Wynn (formerly Roraback, Williams & Avery), (1971-1977); Special Staff Counsel, ACLU Foundation (1970-1971). Adjunct Professor, Boston College Law School, (1989-1991); Visiting Professor, Georgia State University Law School, (1988-1989); Adjunct Professor, Northeastern Law School; Political Justice Workshop, Yale Law School (1972-1975); Undergraduate Seminar, “Police and Police Conduct,” Yale College.

    On May 15, 2010 Prof. Avery was on a panel at the Federalist Society’s rendition of Henry V


  23. johnnosk says:

    I tried dog once… It tasted a little like Spotted Owl!

  24. Adam says:

    FREE, that is unsurprising that they’d react that way. Peta, like most ultra- liberal weenie protest groups, are so self- righteous and have such bloated egos that they absolutely cannot stand being mocked and laughed at.
    They’re just constantly looking for new ways to be as obnoxious as possible.
    I bet the only people at their “Vegan holiday feast” will be the Peta freaks themselves, assuming they haven’t been driven out of the town by that point.

  25. Gordy says:

    I can hear the jock now: “And now, Tofurkey’s own Bob Wills and the Texas Playboys singing their big hit, ‘Twenty Burgers to Go’!” No, wait — that was Don Imus and “20 THOUSAND hamburgers.” Whatever.

  26. Ozconservative says:

    So why aren’t they calling on the Turkish government to change their countries name??? Oh, that’s right…..they’re Muslim!!

  27. Teetop says:

    Long time viewer of Moonbattery, first comment. I live about 80 miles due west of Turkey, Tx. I will be a cold day in hell before Turkey changes it’s name. What next? White Deer changing their town’s name also???


  28. dan says:

    Not only would I eat my dog…I’d eat a vegan…pass the bar-b-que sauce,burp! They say they taste like moonbats.

  29. Patchman123 says:

    They’d kill em too. How about they make that asshole on Harris Game Design change his idiotic and hateful comments about Turkey being a stupid name for a Russian territory or whatever and change it to Tofurky. The mayor should write a message to PETA a nice and sweet short letter that goes like this.

    They should tell that little asshole on Harris Game Design called Imperious leader to change his rhetorical insults against Russia to a tofu burger.

    Tell PETA to go to hell! Maybe PETA thinks They should stop using the eagle for the Russian coat of arms or else the Polish one.


    These people are bunch of jackasses who like to tell us what to eat and all that shit.

  30. Patchman123 says:

    They should make Imperious leader of Harris Game Design reconsider his Turkeyskaya stupid names for Russian territories, which they aren’t BTW they’re the regular names Russians have used for centuries. They are just as correct as Volgogradskaya Oblast. Either way, it’s correct.

    Anyway, I digress. Tell PETA to cross out Turkey, TX and call it Tofurky or their stupid names for American towns.

    to a more politically correct Russian bear! And stop insulting me. Reminds me of that stupid little fool on that game design forum who told

    Perhaps they should cross it out and name it to Tofurky or their stupid names for American cities involving animals. Like Imperious leader, they are egotistical and stupid jackasses.

    DO not take his anti-Russian, Russophobic hate rants in this fashion. Tell him to change his name to be more politically sensitive to Russian people. His “Turkeyskaya” insult is offensive to Russians!

    Tell that guy who calls himself Imperious leader on Harris Game Design, I got him backAnthony over in North Hollywood, CA I got you back!

  31. Path says:

    PETA – must all have graduated from Harvard like our current resident of the White House – seems to be the same type of logic he uses.

  32. Sinister66 says:

    johnnosk says:

    I thought it taste kinda like baby harp seal after a good clubbin.

  33. Redalert says:

    If God didn’t want us to eat animals why did He make them out of meat?

  34. anarchocapitalist says:

    mmmmmmmmm, I’ll bet Fido is DELICIOUS with a little stuffing and some giblet gravy.

  35. Noelegy says:

    If PETA spent even a fraction of the time and money they spend being controversial provocateur asses, actually helping animals, they could do some real good in the world.

  36. Goldenfoxx says:

    I happen to support PETA – People Eating Tasty Animals. I plan to eat plenty of turkey, sausage stuffing, and then leftovers the next day. When vegans talk to me about eating meat and how unhealthy it is, I remind them that vegetarians die too.

  37. Tim says:

    They tried the same with Slaughterville, Oklahoma. I believe the mayor asked for money donation to the school from PETA and they would at least temporary change their name, needless to say PETA disappeared quickly

  38. MelP says:

    Ask them if they believe people have souls. When they say “no” then bring up the rat-is-a-pig-is-a-dog-is-a-boy crap they like to toss out and tell them that true vegetarians don’t eat meat because they believe that animals have souls, THEN point out that since they don’t believe anything has a soul that you’re not going to change your ways, but they’re welcome to get out of your way as a rare steak is waiting for you!!!

  39. jeff says:

    The only service and use the PETA people have is that of live fire target practice. I am and always will be an unrepentant carnivore.

  40. Dr. 9 says:

    Well, if this town goes along with Peta, they should change their name to FUBAR, Mexas.

  41. butlerj says:

    During my teen years, I lived near Austin MN,(where Hormel headquarters is located.) Sometime during my adolescent years, a bunch PETA weenies drove a van down from the University of St Thomas in St Paul to protest Hormel, and generally make a big scene to get on the news. They video taped themselves chanting slogans and pretending to kill another PETA dork in a pig costume. I had to remind them that video tape is made using gelatin, which is made from animal cartilage. They ignored me since they were there more for the attention than anything else. If it was attention they wanted, that’s what they got. Hormel took notice of the protest. Hormel also noticed that they donated the money to St Thomas University to buy the van in which the dipshits drove down to protest. Hormel called St Thomas, which noticed that said dipshits didn’t have any permission whatsoever to take the van. The PETA dipshits were immediately expelled from the college, so they got the attention they craved. Today, they are probably doing encore performances in front of welfare offices and occupy protests all over the Midwest.

  42. jabbernaught says:

    I have friends in San Francisco, Chinese, who own a very famous restaurant, they swear dog is tasty!

    Mmmmmmmm, PETA, go eat a bone!

    Frickin jerks, get a life.

  43. Momster says:

    johnnosk says:
    November 15, 2011 at 2:24 pm I tried dog once… It tasted a little like Spotted Owl!

    Sinister66 says:
    November 15, 2011 at 5:06 pm johnnosk says:

    I thought it taste kinda like baby harp seal after a good clubbin.

    To johnnosk — I think it has a more subtle flavor–more like bald eagle or California condor.

    To sinister66–the clubbing is just for tenderizing.

  44. Adam says:

    “I happen to support PETA – People Eating Tasty Animals. I plan to eat plenty of turkey, sausage stuffing, and then leftovers the next day.”
    Sounds great!
    My family’s going to be trying Turducken for the first time this Thanksgiving, I can’t wait!

  45. BigJoe says:

    I just thought of a good phone prank; Call PETA and tell them there’s an ‘open to the public’ fundraising BBQ of all sorts of meats over at The Sierra Club! That’d be fun to watch!

  46. Had it up to here :/ says:

    Adam says:
    November 16, 2011 at 8:06 am “I happen to support PETA – People Eating Tasty Animals…….
    My family’s going to be trying Turducken for the first time this Thanksgiving, I can’t wait!

    Lemme know how it was!! It’s too expensive for my budget but sounds wonderful!

  47. chuck in st paul says:

    ‘tofook yourself’ hippie

  48. chuck in st paul says:

    “Turducken …”

    Is that a sport? And if you don’t duck fast enough…

  49. geofraz says:

    “If you woulodn’t eat your dog, why eat a turkey?”

    I’m betting PETA doesn’t run this ad in Vietnam. It wouldn’t quite get their point across.

  50. peta still sucks says:

    People Eating Tasty Animals: Stupid rotten buffoons for animals since 1980

  51. peta still sucks says:

    People Eating Tasty Animals: Stupid rotten buffoons for animals since 1980

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