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Jul 26 2016

Petition Calls for State Department to Forsake AC, Which Kerry Says Is as Dangerous as ISIS

Petitions are a waste of time in most respects, but at least this one makes a good point. Secretary of State Hanoi John Kerry recently proclaimed that refrigeration and air conditioning — two of America’s greatest contributions to the modern world — are as dangerous as the Islamic State, which has been inspiring massacres around the world, on the grounds that AC and refrigerators make it be too hot outside according to leftist ideology. In light of Kerry’s announcement, a petition has been started at reading as follows:

WHEREAS, Secretary of State John F. Kerry has suggested that air conditioners are as big a threat as ISIS, and

WHEREAS, it is the duty of our elected and appointed government officials to lead by example,

THEREFORE, we call upon the U.S. Department of State to remove air conditioning from all property that the Department owns, rents, or otherwise employs, including but not limited to embassies, consulates, office buildings, etc., all vehicles owned and/or operated by the Department, and any other property, real or movable, owned, rented, or otherwise employed by the Department.

Surely Hanoi John will not want to continue endangering the planet through the use of air conditioning after he receives the petition.

Or could it be that even Kerry knows global warming is a pantload?

On a tip from J. Hat tip: Climate Depot.

24 Responses to “Petition Calls for State Department to Forsake AC, Which Kerry Says Is as Dangerous as ISIS”

  1. Mr. Freemarket says:

    I’ll bet that Teressa isn’t going to go along with “turning off the AC for the good of the planet.”
    She’d probably kick John out if he tried that.

  2. stephana says:

    Cool food poisoning will make a comeback and save us the ammo that we would need to thin the democrat herd.

  3. Rock ThisTown says:

    “Refrigerators & A/C are as dangerous as ISIS.”

    So from today forward, all air conditioners & refrigerators will be required to undergo background checks, take a class to make sure they can hit their target temperature, & be at least 21 years of age. However, they shall be provided a proper HVAC diet and shall also be allowed to stop working & pray 5 times per day.

    “We flood so many communities with A/Cs & refrigerators it’s easier to buy a Maytag than a book or computer. And then we tell the HVAC installer, ‘You’re a social worker; you’re the parent; you’re the teacher; you’re the R22 counselor.’ We tell them to keep homes & food cool all costs & do so without causing any political blowback or inconvenience; don’t make a mistake that might disturb our own peace of mind. And then we feign surprise when periodically the icemaker stops working or a house gets too warm.”

  4. NotKennedy says:

    Just try to remember that Fonda-Kerry and that squat negress in the Justice Department, along with the commissioner of the IRS and an entire host of American malefactors are all doing the dying cockroach dance, as I type. All of them will be gone in a matter of months, a wee bit more than 150 days.

    After that, depending, we have to try to prevent Comrade Kerry from becoming something within the U.N., his actual true love and raison d’etre — he loves to speak French and can lie as fluently in French as he can Satan’s own native tongue.

  5. NotKennedy says:

    Haha, may Kerry reach room temperature, soon.

  6. Bosun Higgs says:

    Okay, shut down the AC in all government offices and meeting chambers first. Lead by example.

  7. Bosun Higgs says:


  8. Obamolphus fACKBAR says:


    What about the DEA? Oh and the DOJ..

    And Kerry’s house and Al Goreleone’s house..


  9. Obamolphus f. ACKBAR says:


    There’s a vacancy in a small church in Normandy.. caused by Moonbats just like him by flooding France with the lo-IQ inbreds commonly known as moslems.

    May he receive a friendly visit from a ROPer or two..


  10. Obamolphus f. ACKBAR says:


    ..hopefully she’ll do that while they are at very low altitude right over Mecca..


  11. NotKennedy says:

    A beheading with behoove his appearance!

  12. TED says:

    BEST not refrigerate that CONVENTION, HUH JOHN!! Can you imagine a huge building full of whilting leftists??!!!!!! UGH! THE STINK!! THEY of course would LOVE IT!

  13. grayjohn says:

    Liberal, progressive socialist politicians, regardless of party affiliation, are a MUCH greater threat than ISIS. They are a clear and present danger to our nation, our sec urity, and our way of life.

  14. NotKennedy says:

    Can you imagine Fr. French-Kerry, cuff linked robe, big hat, sash, the full ornamentation, singing Latin liturgies with a French accent, careful to enunciate each tone, and along come Genghis Khan?

    That hideously pretentious bastard would have every word he spoke recorded so he could listen to himself with surgically installed ear implants.

    Few men have ever been more in love with their own voice than John F. Kerry, Emetic Emeritus.

  15. NotKennedy says:

    She looks like Yoko OhNO!

  16. depwavid says:

    Kerry should be forced to work in an office, with fans only, in DC in August, until he comes to his senses!

  17. depwavid says:

    Brilliant satire used to be hard work. Now you can just watch the news.

    Still a fine comment, though…

  18. rex freeway says:

    Here’s one

  19. Campion says:

    Lots of entertaining comments here but seriously you understand that, for the good of the State, they will be exempt. Only we will lose our AC.

  20. Joandcotton3 says:

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  21. bobdog19006 says:

    One small correction. The photo caption should read, “Refrigerators and air conditioning are as dangerous as ISIS John Kerry”

  22. grayjohn says:

    Death to spam.

  23. ptomaine poison – see heinz sell ketchup without having refrigeration… mark levin calls him mashed potato face. frankenstupid is not up to par but is certainly playing some sort of psy-op here… you better vote hillary because it’s gonna get hot… de-growther is a progressive political hack. flatworld society over at the un surely needs a mental wizard like mr. purple heart… ask jane fonda about that.

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