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Feb 03 2014

Planning Begins for Obama’s Presidential Library

The nightmare will be over in just a few more years. Already they are planning Obama’s presidential library:

With Obama’s blessing, top supporters are launching a foundation that will develop and build the library, which will both house his presidential records and serve as a monument to his legacy.

We already have plenty to serve as a monument to Obama’s legacy, including:

• Governmental lawlessness
• A radicalized Democrat Party
• A bitterly divided population
• A crippled health insurance industry
• Astronomical national debt
• A vastly expanded number of people dependent on the government
• Deteriorating race relations
• Wounded military morale
• Alienated allies
• An Iraq increasingly run by al Qaeda
• An Afghanistan soon to be run by the Taliban
• A presidential office that no one takes seriously anymore.

But the library will be nice to have, as it will make a good starting point in the search for key documents that the public has yet to see, for example:

• His state senate papers
• A book proposal that apparently gave his birthplace as Kenya
• His medical records
• Small-dollar donors
• The Khalidi tape
• The real White House guest list
• Countless FOIA requests
• Health reform negotiations
• Fast & Furious documents…

There are plenty more:

• Kindergarten records (which might shed light on Obama’s nationality)
• Punahou School records
• Occidental College records (presumably indicating whether he received government aid as a foreign student)
• Columbia University records
• Columbia “Soviet Nuclear Disarmament” thesis
• Harvard Law School records
• Harvard Law Review articles
• University of Chicago scholarly articles
• Passport
• Client list from private legal practice
• Illinois State Bar Association records
• Baptism records
• Obama/Dunham marriage license
• Obama/Dunham divorce documents
• Soetoro/Dunham marriage license
• Adoption records
• Birth certificate (not the clear fake he grudging released).

A presidential library including all this stuff would be just the trick to retroactively provide a little transparency for the most transparent administration ever.

People in Hawaii and Chicago are squabbling over who should get the library. Here’s a more appropriate location, compliments of Red State:


Hat tip: The Hemingway Report.

22 Responses to “Planning Begins for Obama’s Presidential Library”

  1. Son of Taz says:

    A Handi-Kan would be appropriate since he’s full of what’s usually deposited in one.

  2. F.D.R. in Hell says:

    There’s no room down here for the Devil’s Drivel, much less this naked Emperor’s nothingness. 👿

    Last week, Truman Capote offered some room in his fanny pack to store Obama’s legacy. Woot!

  3. ThisObamaNation says:

    Obama Sealed All Of His Records BY EXECUTIVE ORDER, On The Very First Day That He Became Prez-O-Dent The First Time Around.

    Naturally This Suspicious Event Was Completely Ignored By The Main Stream Media.

    Currently, The Following Stories Are Being Completely Ignored By The Obama Worshipping Media.

    Why Isn’t This Front Page News?

    “Confirmed: IRS Gave Preferential Treatment To Malik Obama – Who Is Linked To HAMAS.”

    “President Obama’s half-brother, Malik Obama, has been supporting the terrorist organization Hamas as a fundraiser for the Muslim Brotherhood, according to bank-account information. Malik’s work with the Sudan-based Islamic Dawa Organization has prompted criminal charges in Egypt of aiding and abetting terrorism.”

    Also NOT Prominently Featured In The News….

    “DC: State Dept. Has A Muslim Cleric On The Pay Roll.

    A Former FBI Agent Claims That The FBI And The Dept. Of Homeland Security Are 100% In Bed With The Muslim Brotherhood.

    Are You Starting To See A Pattern Yet Dhimmis?

  4. Jeanettesca says:

    He never had time to meet with his jobs council, but I’m betting he never misses a meeting to plan the library. “Now, exactly HOW big can we make the statue of me out front?”

  5. Time to Close Our Borders says:

    How about his Social Security card which number indicates he is from Connecticut…..where he NEVER lived????

  6. Libraries are for white people. Obama should have a “community center” where kids can go to play bassetball, and hang out and get free stuff paid for by white people.

  7. xiphos says:

    My neighbor has an old toilet that’s ready for the dump. Already has a koran in it to start off the ‘collection’ with.

  8. dan says:

    I’m sure Zeroe thinks they said :
    Lie-Barry , and figured he had it covered

  9. TED says:

    Modeled directly from the Empire State Building. AND the EPA will NOT let it be build to close to a similar structure the Clinton library.

  10. TED says:

    Will it be closed to Republicans?

  11. TED says:

    But like everything connected to him it will be

  12. Spurwing Plover says:

    Shouldnt that be the OBAMA IMPERIAL LIE-BRARY?

  13. 762x51 says:

    That outhouse looks like Obama’s version of the TARDIS.

  14. Bob Roberts says:

    If they build it (in hell as suggested), will Franklin and Eleanor come?

  15. DJ says:

    Do you want to knock Barry’s teeth out?

    Here’s a way that the whole family can join in on the fun:

    Obama Bowling Alley

  16. NorcalJim says:

    He should be forced to personally ‘man’ his library every day and it should be enshrined in the cesspool at Sing Sing prison.

  17. DJ says:

    BTW, that Obama Bowling Ally was photo shopped but it’s still hilarious nevertheless.

  18. SNuss says:

    I’m looking forward to visiting the 2015 impeachment wing, if we can replace enough Leftists and RINOs in both houses of Congress.

  19. IrateNate says:

    An Obama library…now that’s rich. I wonder how many of his supporters can even spell “li-bery”?

  20. Jodie says:

    I hope his library will contain the Holy Bible, because it will tell people all they need to know about Obama:

    36 “The king will do as he pleases. He will exalt and magnify himself above every god and will say unheard-of things against the God of gods. He will be successful until the time of wrath is completed, for what has been determined must take place. 37 He will show no regard for the gods of his ancestors or for the one desired by women, nor will he regard any god, but will exalt himself above them all. 38 Instead of them, he will honor a god of fortresses; a god unknown to his ancestors he will honor with gold and silver, with precious stones and costly gifts. 39 He will attack the mightiest fortresses with the help of a foreign god and will greatly honor those who acknowledge him. He will make them rulers over many people and will distribute the land at a price.

    40 “At the time of the end the king of the South will engage him in battle, and the king of the North will storm out against him with chariots and cavalry and a great fleet of ships. He will invade many countries and sweep through them like a flood. 41 He will also invade the Beautiful Land. Many countries will fall, but Edom, Moab and the leaders of Ammon will be delivered from his hand. 42 He will extend his power over many countries; Egypt will not escape. 43 He will gain control of the treasures of gold and silver and all the riches of Egypt, with the Libyans and Cushites in submission. 44 But reports from the east and the north will alarm him, and he will set out in a great rage to destroy and annihilate many. 45 He will pitch his royal tents between the seas at the beautiful holy mountain. Yet he will come to his end, and no one will help him.”

    Daniel 11
    New International Version (NIV)

    27 He will confirm a covenant with many for one ‘seven.’ In the middle of the ‘seven’ he will put an end to sacrifice and offering. And at the temple he will set up an abomination that causes desolation, until the end that is decreed is poured out on him.”

    Daniel 9:27
    New International Version (NIV)

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