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Sep 19 2017

Please Help CNN

Please have pity on CNN. It isn’t easy to go through life without a sense of humor. If you laugh on a regular basis, you may have more humor than absolutely necessary. Send whatever you can spare to the Commie News Network. As you can see, their need is dire:

On a tip from Mr. Freemarket.

20 Responses to “Please Help CNN”

  1. MAS says:

    Now that’s just plain funny! Good to have a president with a sense of humor…

  2. Agrippa says:

    Pretty funny, Clinton News Network! Don’t you think so? Well, no, since you lack any sense of humor. By the way, that was your dream candidate falling down on the top of the airplane steps, all by herself, which of course you will never discuss (she’s in such great health, as was obvious by her train-wreck of a campaign in 2016). Yep, damn funny, and thanks to the President for re-tweeting it (never go on Twitter, never will; I like to stay out of the sewer; but if you’re going to go there, by all means post or re-post funny videos, ya know, like this one!).

  3. jayesouthworth says:

    That’s hilarious! At least Trump has a sense of humor. No other President is or ever will be like him!

  4. hoagie111 says:

    The fact that nine months into his administration they still don’t get it makes me laugh and laugh and laugh. What hollow, empty people.

  5. lgeubank says:

    That’s funny!
    It doesn’t offend me, because I have no exaggerated reverence for the Old Bag. She’s not a sacred cow of mine.

  6. John F Dahmen says:

    I replayed it at least five times. Funniest shit I have seen in awhile my sides still ache. I imagine leftist snowflakes having a melt down, just icing on the cake. #MAGA

  7. say what says:

    Why are the female panel members smiling or laughing ?

  8. saturn says:

    CNN probably thinks that Trump should have told what happened in the video: Hillary was drunk (in public) and fell.

  9. Momster says:

    I have just figured out the whole point behind Hillary’s latest book! It came to me as an epiphany! “What Happened” is not a list of excuses why she lost. With few exceptions (like Macedonian content farmers…a real knee-slapper thrown in for comic relief), it is a warning to everyone listed that if she goes down…if she is put in prison for her misdeeds…she will be ratting each and every one of them out. She is warning them that she will take them down with her. She is trying to shut them up in anticipation of them being subpoenaed.

  10. Momster says:

    Hey CNN…get a grip! Trump didn’t really knock Hillary down with a golf ball. She managed her drunken stumble all on her own.

    Kind of reminds me of Animal House when Otter hit Neidermeier’s horse with the golf ball! Only this was funnier…I laughed harder. Also no animals were harmed in Trump’s retweet.

  11. Kevcar says:

    What idiots. The fact that they take themselves so seriously and think they are the intellectual elite is just nauseating.

  12. bobdog19006 says:

    What is…THAT? WHAT IS THAT! Is that a PLEDGE PIN?

    I can’t help but notice that CNN is flinging their hypocritical poop on Trump for retweeting this.

    Rebroadcasting every nasty and unsubstantiated allegation about Trump they can scrape up from the darkest corners of the world of yellow journalism is what CNN does 24 hours a day, seven days a week.

    “Oh, we’re not claiming this is true. We’re merely reporting on a story that appeared elsewhere. But anyway, if these allegations are true, then…”

    There was an old Monty Python skit years ago, with Eric Idle, in drag, on the witness stand, taking the oath. “I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help me God. So, ANYWAY….”

  13. Mr. Freemarket says:

    People lost interest in the airplane that vanished. So they have to come up with something.

  14. Mr. Freemarket says:

    Poor Hillary. She is working so hard to sell her book. Maybe if it contained a bit of humor…..

    Just saying.

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