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Aug 28 2017

Poodles Running France Continue to Run Up Massive Beauty Bills

This about sums up French politics:

During [French President Emmanuel Macron’s] first three months in office, the 39-year-old leader’s personal makeup artist, Natacha M., has billed the Elysée Palace 26,000 euros — more than $30,000.

Macron’s fellow moonbat predecessor ran up even larger bills.

Former President François Hollande was accused of “shampoo socialism” — shelling out 30,000 euros for makeup per quarter, along with a monthly bill of 9,895 euros for a personal barber, Le Canard Enchainé reported.

French “conservatives” aren’t much better.

According to Vanity Fair, Hollande’s conservative predecessor, Nicolas Sarkozy, spent 8,000 euros a month on having his face done.

At least with Hollande, the results were impressive. Look how handsome:

Francois Hollande

Louis XVI couldn’t have wasted money more extravagantly. Plus ça change, plus c’est la même chose.

On tips from The LIEberal Media and Jester.

6 Responses to “Poodles Running France Continue to Run Up Massive Beauty Bills”

  1. hoagie111 says:

    Now if we could just get the stinky bastards to invest in a shower and some deodorant everybody would be happy.

  2. BiffWellington says:

    Don’t be silly. All that makeup was for his mom – I mean, his wife….

  3. Mr. Freemarket says:

    Many Europeans have an “air” about them.

  4. RobM1981 says:

    Don’t go dissin’ poodles to mock people. A standard poodle is a great dog. It’s a hunting breed, and arguably one of the finest hunting dogs there is. Very smart, very agile, great in water (“Poodle” translates to “puddle”), etc. Great pets, too.

    No, narcissism is strictly human. Poodles don’t groom themselves, and could care less how they look. It’s the humans that make them look ridiculous.

  5. TrueConservative says:

    “Poodles Running France Continue to Run Up Massive Beauty Bills”
    –yes, they all have A LOT in common….

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