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Dec 24 2012

Portraits in Moonbat Hypocrisy: David Gregory

Statist media apparatchik David Gregory sure doesn’t like guns. On Meet the Depressed, the pompous moonbat waved around what appeared to be a 30-round banana magazine as he snarkily ridiculed Wayne LaPierre for putting up resistance to the governmedia’s strategy of incrementally removing firearms from private hands. Hilariously, Gregory’s theatrics on behalf of authoritarianism may have violated local gun regulations:

DC Code 7-2506.o1 makes it a crime to “possess, sell, or transfer any large capacity ammunition feeding device regardless of whether the device is attached to a firearm.” Large capacity is defined as containing more than 10 rounds.

Gregory sneered at LaPierre for wanting to save children’s lives by placing armed guards in schools — and yet:

The Gregory children go to school with the children of President Barack Obama, according to the Washington Post. That school is the co-ed Quaker school Sidwell Friends.

According to a scan of the school’s online faculty-staff directory, Sidwell has a security department made up of at least 11 people. Many of those are police officers, who are presumably armed.

Moreover, with the Obama kids in attendance, there is a secret service presence at the institution, as well.

It’s safe to say the school where Gregory sends his kids is a high-security school. It’s just odd he’d want it for his kids, but wouldn’t be more open to it for others.

Not so odd when you consider that little people’s children are expendable in the grand cause of rendering the American population totally defenseless against the federal government. You can’t make an omelet without breaking some eggs.

Where might that magazine fit just right?

On tips from Henry B, Dr. 9, Jodie, and G. Fox.

14 Responses to “Portraits in Moonbat Hypocrisy: David Gregory”

  1. […] if only we could deport the comparably execrable David Gregory. Why we fought the Revolutionary […]

  2. Jimbo says:

    It’s a ‘magazine’ – not a ‘clip’.

  3. John says:

    I do hope you’re aware that the left thinks that David Gregory is a righ-wing tool.

  4. Rides A Pale Horse says:

    While the left elites kids are protected by armed security, the rest are relegated to………..

  5. Hooray for Captain Spaulding says:

    Thanks Jimbo .. that drives me nuts.

  6. Jim says:

    You just don’t get it – in the era of “the living constitution”, laws, rules, statutes and regulations can be ignored if you are a liberal or one of the elite. See, it’s the law for you, and anything goes for me.

  7. Ummah Gummah says:


    Looking at that picture, the magazine would fit just nicely in his yap.


  8. Buffalobob says:

    Gregory has either committed a felony by possessing a 30 round capacity magazine in DC or a damn liar for claiming that it is a 30 round magazine. or both.

  9. bobdog says:

    That racist cracker is trying to revoke the constitutional rights of poor black people, isn’t he?

    Isn’t it time minorities speak out about this?

    Yeah, well, pink people, too, but that’s beside the point.

  10. jc14 says:

    Hey, jerk! Send your children to public schools then tell us we need to “disarm.” Till then, you’re nothing but a pathetic hypocrite (in addition to being a weird-lookin’ moron).
    Shut the hell up!

  11. Mike T says:


  12. Dave Blount says:

    I promise I will never call a magazine a clip again.

  13. celtthedog says:

    Late response, but actually the American colonists had the right to bear arms even before the War of Independence thanks to the 1688 Bill of Rights.

    Glad to have cleared that up.

    P.S. Have signed the counter-petition to prevent your sending Piers Morgan back to us.

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