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May 07 2017

Presumably Government-Supported Researchers Find That Eating Bugs Will Make the Climate Stop Fluctuating

Possibly in an attempt to determine how much degradation we will endure without rebelling against political correctness, pointy-headed masterminds continue to escalate their campaign to make us eat bugs:

Researchers at the University of Edinburgh and Scotland’s Rural College found that replacing half the world’s meat consumption with consumption [of] crickets and mealworms would cut farmlands by one-third. This would help reduce greenhouse gases and stave off climate change.

Not to mention, there is an equal amount of compelling evidence that eating bugs would stave off racism and homophobia. Bon appétit!

On a tip from Steve T.



23 Responses to “Presumably Government-Supported Researchers Find That Eating Bugs Will Make the Climate Stop Fluctuating”

  1. Momster says:

    Talk about cultural appropriation!! Why is the white model eating a brown bug? Shouldn’t she be eating only white bugs.

  2. ICEvictim says:

    how many bottles of wine were consumed and how long did it take for them to stop rolling around on the floor laughing before they published that rubbish?? I swear it’s gotten to be the go-to pwn for college types to think up this crap and watch the media publish it.

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  3. George Lortz says:

    Them first.

  4. Joe Elliot says:

    When I drink Scotch I think of weird stuff, but never this weird. Sober up you fools!

  5. DM says:

    Just a wild guess but thinking only the working classes and really poor will be eating bugs, the elite governing class will still be eating filet mignon. Remember Soylent Green.

  6. Ol' Uncle Lar says:

    Sorry, under the new regime your scotch will be replaced by fermented bug juice. No more peat fires for distilling; too much CO2, ya know.

  7. Momster says:

    This is the next stop for Venezuelans.

  8. Ol' Uncle Lar says:

    I dunno, I could be wrong, but I was under the impression that farming and domestication of meat animals was invented so we wouldn’t have wander around turning over rotten logs lookin’ for bugs and grubs. Now they want us to go back to that? I don’t think so!!

  9. Momster says:

    I would prefer to be shunned by the bug-eating crowd than become a bug-eater. Have you ever smelled bug-breath?!?! Eewwwwww! And getting those legs and little feelers out from between your teeth is almost impossible!

  10. Momster says:

    And they call themselves PROGRESSives? A misnomer for sure.

  11. Joe Elliot says:

    I’ve moved on to tequila and have just enough brain cells still working to avoid being a democrat.

  12. Jester says:

    Some scientists will say anything — anything — to get those big government bucks.

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  13. Nate says:

    ‘Researchers at the University of Edinburgh and Scotland’s Rural College found that replacing half the world’s meat consumption with consumption [of] crickets and mealworms would cut farmlands by one-third. This would help reduce greenhouse gases and stave off climate change.’

    Sorry. Mealworms and crickets give me major gas … which, of course, contributes to anthropomythic global warming … so …

  14. FeatherBlade says:

    So when the cooling temperatures kill off all the bugs that people are supposed to be eating….?

    Is that when we proceed directly to Mad Max and cannibalism?

  15. Rock ThisTown says:

    Hey, I have an idea – mount these people on the front of my car with their mouths open & instead of bugs hitting my car & making for an awfully-hard-to-clean grill, they can catch the bugs & eat them! Sorry, bug-&-tar-cleaner-maker people!

  16. D Guest says:

    God gave us an instinctual aversion to bugs. There must be a reason why.

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  18. Momster says:

    You know, that sounded like a good idea at first, but don’t you realize that lib-turds are worse than seagull poop for your car’s finish? It smells worse and is harder to remove…sometimes the paint comes off with it. Lib-turds are quite corrosive, because while their tears are yummy and sweet…the rest of them is filled vitriol. They are so filled with vitriol that it flows out every time they open rheir mouths!

  19. bigg_tomm_2000 says:

    Eat bugs?? I don’t think so. Homey don’t play dat.

    https://youtu.be/YxYvzVxJtYM

  20. bigg_tomm_2000 says:

    Whatever chicken little.

  21. FeatherBlade says:

    Hey, I’m just saying that maybe they haven’t thought this one through.

    Because the may “F-in LOVE science” but it’s pretty obvious they only have a passing acquaintance with her.

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