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Mar 26 2015

Prohibited Shrillary Descriptors

In simpler times, we could just refer to the latest edition of the Newspeak dictionary to learn which words are currently permissible to use. But political correctness is more complicated now; some words constitute serious thought crimes, but only if used by the wrong people, like the forbidden N-word, or to refer to the wrong people, like the 12 terms that it would be “sexist” to apply to Shrillary Clinton. Tweets NY Times political reporter and self-proclaimed Shrillary chronicler Amy Chozick:

The Daily Caller has the complete list:

1. Polarizing
2. Calculating
3. Disingenuous
4. Insincere
5. Ambitious
6. Inevitable
7. Entitled
8. Overconfident
9. Secretive
10. Will do anything to win
11. Represents the past
12. Out of touch

All apply to Shrillary, all right, hopefully excepting #6. For now they overlooked others that are still more apt, like corrupt, criminal, arrogant, wicked, and vile.

At least we have been forewarned that just as any and all criticism of Obama has been racist and therefore beyond the pale, anything Shrillary doesn’t want said will be condemned as sexist.

Hillary Descriptors
Compliments of Stormfax.

On tips from Stormfax and Bodhisattva.



86 Responses to “Prohibited Shrillary Descriptors”

  1. Mr. Mentalo says:

    Plus:

    Corrupt.
    Thieving.
    Liar.
    Treacherous.
    Vindictive.
    Deceitful.
    Traitorous.
    Evil.
    The mother of harlots and abominations of the earth.

    How’s that? Not “code”. I’m coming out and saying it.

  2. Mr. Mentalo says:

    Plus:

    Corrupt.
    Thieving.
    Liar.
    Treacherous.
    Vindictive.
    Deceitful.
    Traitorous.
    Evil.
    The mother of harlots and abominations of the earth.

    How’s that? Not “code”. I’m coming out and saying it.

  3. TED says:

    Hmmmmmm, I don’t see BITCH! Mus’ be OK then!! GOT IT!

  4. TED says:

    Hmmmmmm, I don’t see BITCH! Mus’ be OK then!! GOT IT!

  5. TED says:

    Apparently VAGINA is OK also…

    http://i.imgur.com/Cia7QiY.jpg

  6. TED says:

    Apparently VAGINA is OK also…

    http://i.imgur.com/Cia7QiY.jpg

  7. Mr. Mentalo says:

    I guess that one is so obvious, it wasn’t worth mentioning.

  8. Mr. Mentalo says:

    I guess that one is so obvious, it wasn’t worth mentioning.

  9. Irving says:

    Looks like the “Super Volunteers” are actually micro aggressors.

  10. Irving says:

    Looks like the “Super Volunteers” are actually micro aggressors.

  11. TED says:

    I bet EVERYONE will be tired of that word in the next two or three years!

    http://media.cagle.com/205/2015/03/19/161522_600.jpg

  12. TED says:

    I bet EVERYONE will be tired of that word in the next two or three years!

    http://media.cagle.com/205/2015/03/19/161522_600.jpg

  13. Jim says:

    Conspirator to murder. multiple instances.

  14. Jim says:

    Conspirator to murder. multiple instances.

  15. IOpian says:

    Oh good, Shillary and incompetent aren’t on the list.

  16. IOpian says:

    Oh good, Shillary and incompetent aren’t on the list.

  17. Bully says:

    Hillary nails her self description to a T. Extra points for using all of them in a single sentence.

  18. Bully says:

    Hillary nails her self description to a T. Extra points for using all of them in a single sentence.

  19. 20thCenturyVole says:

    I’m not against ALL women for President, I just don’t like this one. Sense, not sexism.

  20. 20thCenturyVole says:

    I’m not against ALL women for President, I just don’t like this one. Sense, not sexism.

  21. TED says:

    I’m playing leftist If it isn’t listed……

  22. TED says:

    I’m playing leftist If it isn’t listed……

  23. TED says:

    THEY ARE the reason we need directions on shampoo.

  24. TED says:

    THEY ARE the reason we need directions on shampoo.

  25. Weightlifting Addict says:

    Oh, good. So we can still say:
    Wh0re
    C_nt
    Psychopath
    Puppet
    Retard
    Murderer
    Lying sack of s__t
    Treasonous
    Wrinkly hag
    Lard @ss
    and other “pet” names. I’m cool with that.

  26. rex freeway says:

    Well they are going to hate me then….

  27. Weightlifting Addict says:

    Oh, good. So we can still say:
    Wh0re
    C_nt
    Psychopath
    Puppet
    Retard
    Murderer
    Lying sack of s__t
    Treasonous
    Wrinkly hag
    Lard @ss
    and other “pet” names. I’m cool with that.

  28. rex freeway says:

    Well they are going to hate me then….

  29. rex freeway says:

    And directions on a push mower that says its not to trim a hedge with.

  30. rex freeway says:

    And directions on a push mower that says its not to trim a hedge with.

  31. Mr. Mentalo says:

    …and don’t forget “Bimbo Eruption Control Supervisor”.

  32. Mr. Mentalo says:

    …and don’t forget “Bimbo Eruption Control Supervisor”.

  33. THOUGHTCRIMINAL2084 says:

    Cunt
    Twat
    Dike
    Lesbian
    Banshee
    Madame (in the whorehouse sense)
    Traitorous Witch
    Dhimmi Bitch
    Evil Hag
    Poisonous
    Shriveled Witch
    Bitter Witch

  34. daPenguin says:

    and my favorite B word for her is not on the list either

  35. THOUGHTCRIMINAL2084 says:

    Cunt
    Twat
    Dike
    Lesbian
    Banshee
    Madame (in the whorehouse sense)
    Traitorous Witch
    Dhimmi Bitch
    Evil Hag
    Poisonous
    Shriveled Witch
    Bitter Witch

  36. daPenguin says:

    and my favorite B word for her is not on the list either

  37. 762x51 says:

    I would vote for Hillary for president . . . of Russia.

  38. 762x51 says:

    I would vote for Hillary for president . . . of Russia.

  39. Musicmaven says:

    Condescending Psycho Bitch works for me!

  40. Musicmaven says:

    Condescending Psycho Bitch works for me!

  41. TED says:

    You seen the video didn’t you?

  42. TED says:

    You seen the video didn’t you?

  43. Jester says:

    I wonder what the consequences will be for anyone breaking those laws? Too bad we won’t find out from a leftist hack like Cho-sick.

    THIS JUST IN! The HRC Super Volunteers has just released a list of three approved press phrases: http://images.thebubble.org.uk/1984.jpg

  44. Jester says:

    I wonder what the consequences will be for anyone breaking those laws? Too bad we won’t find out from a leftist hack like Cho-sick.

    THIS JUST IN! The HRC Super Volunteers has just released a list of three approved press phrases: http://images.thebubble.org.uk/1984.jpg

  45. MicahStone says:

    The GOOD NEWS: everyone can still call her a “muff-diving lesbo degenerate” !!!!!

  46. MicahStone says:

    The GOOD NEWS: everyone can still call her a “muff-diving lesbo degenerate” !!!!!

  47. wingmann says:

    So,cankles is ok?

  48. wingmann says:

    So,cankles is ok?

  49. Smith and Wesson and Me says:

    and “bovine”?

  50. Smith and Wesson and Me says:

    and “bovine”?

  51. Smith and Wesson and Me says:

    .Barking at the ape

    Bikini burger

    Bird-washing

    Bite the dog-end

    Blow some tunes

    Boating

    Box lunch

    Box lunch at the Y

    Brush one’s teeth

    Bush dinner

    Canyon yodeling

    Carpet munching

    Chew the she-fat

    Chow box

    Chow down on Georgia O’Keefe’s inspiration

    Clam dive

    Clam diving

    Clam lapping

    Connie Lingus

    Cunning linguistics

    Dine at the Y

    Dinner beneath the bridge

    Dip the brush

    Dive in the bushes

    Dive a muff

    Dive in the canyon

    Do it the French way

    Don the beard

    Donning the beard

    Doormat bashing

    Drinking at the fuzzy cup

    Drinking from the furry cup

    Eat fur pie

    Eat hair pie

    Eat muff pie

    Eat a tuna sandwich

    Eat a tuna taco

    Eat seafood

    Eat squirrel

    Eating a kipper pie

    Egg McMuff

    Face job

    Face the nation

    Fall in love

    Fanny noshing

    Feathery flick

    Fifty-nine

    Fish dinner

    French culture

    French job

    French kiss Mr. Lincoln

    French lessons

    Fur burger

    Fur pie

    Fuzz sandwich

    Fuzzburger

    Give a length of tongue

    Give face

    Go boating

    Go for sushi

    Go down and do tricks

    Go south

    Go under the house

    Go way down South in Dixie

    Gorilla burger

    Gorilla in the washing machine

    Growl at the badger

    Growl at the biter

    Growlbite

    Hairburger

    Hat job

    Have a box lunch

    Have a mustache

    Have a tuna sandwich

    Have box lunch

    Husband’s supper

    Kiss somebody’s down

    Kneel at the altar

    Labial titillation

    Lapping at the lint trap

    Larking

    Lay the lip

    Lick the slit

    Lickety-split

    Licking anchovy

    Lingual stimulation

    Lingual titillation

    Lip reading

    Lip service

    Lip syncing to the fish-fueled jukebox

    Lip work

    Make mouth music

    Medicate the hairy paper cut

    Moustache ride

    Mouthlove

    Muff diving

    Muff munching

    Mumbling in the moss

    Munch the bearded clam

    Ocean pinking

    One-man band

    Parting the fuzz

    Pearl diving

    Picnic on it

    Playing in the sandbox

    Pug noshing

    Punch in the mouth

    Red wings

    Sack lunch

    Seafood dinner

    Shrimping

    Sip at the fuzzy cup

    Smoking the fur

    Sneeze in the basket

    Sneeze in the cabbage

    Sneeze in the canyon

    Speak Low genitalese

    Speak in tongues

    Swing low

    Talking to the canoe driver

    Talking to the boat people

    Telephone the stomach

    Tip the velvet

    Tongue bath

    Tongue wash

    Trimming the hedges

    Tuna taco

    Velvet buzz saw

    Wearing the beard

    Whistle in the dark

    Whistling in the weeds

    Worship at the altar

    Yodeling in the gully

    Yodeling in the canyon of love

    Yodeling up the valley

  52. Smith and Wesson and Me says:

    .Barking at the ape

    Bikini burger

    Bird-washing

    Bite the dog-end

    Blow some tunes

    Boating

    Box lunch

    Box lunch at the Y

    Brush one’s teeth

    Bush dinner

    Canyon yodeling

    Carpet munching

    Chew the she-fat

    Chow box

    Chow down on Georgia O’Keefe’s inspiration

    Clam dive

    Clam diving

    Clam lapping

    Connie Lingus

    Cunning linguistics

    Dine at the Y

    Dinner beneath the bridge

    Dip the brush

    Dive in the bushes

    Dive a muff

    Dive in the canyon

    Do it the French way

    Don the beard

    Donning the beard

    Doormat bashing

    Drinking at the fuzzy cup

    Drinking from the furry cup

    Eat fur pie

    Eat hair pie

    Eat muff pie

    Eat a tuna sandwich

    Eat a tuna taco

    Eat seafood

    Eat squirrel

    Eating a kipper pie

    Egg McMuff

    Face job

    Face the nation

    Fall in love

    Fanny noshing

    Feathery flick

    Fifty-nine

    Fish dinner

    French culture

    French job

    French kiss Mr. Lincoln

    French lessons

    Fur burger

    Fur pie

    Fuzz sandwich

    Fuzzburger

    Give a length of tongue

    Give face

    Go boating

    Go for sushi

    Go down and do tricks

    Go south

    Go under the house

    Go way down South in Dixie

    Gorilla burger

    Gorilla in the washing machine

    Growl at the badger

    Growl at the biter

    Growlbite

    Hairburger

    Hat job

    Have a box lunch

    Have a mustache

    Have a tuna sandwich

    Have box lunch

    Husband’s supper

    Kiss somebody’s down

    Kneel at the altar

    Labial titillation

    Lapping at the lint trap

    Larking

    Lay the lip

    Lick the slit

    Lickety-split

    Licking anchovy

    Lingual stimulation

    Lingual titillation

    Lip reading

    Lip service

    Lip syncing to the fish-fueled jukebox

    Lip work

    Make mouth music

    Medicate the hairy paper cut

    Moustache ride

    Mouthlove

    Muff diving

    Muff munching

    Mumbling in the moss

    Munch the bearded clam

    Ocean pinking

    One-man band

    Parting the fuzz

    Pearl diving

    Picnic on it

    Playing in the sandbox

    Pug noshing

    Punch in the mouth

    Red wings

    Sack lunch

    Seafood dinner

    Shrimping

    Sip at the fuzzy cup

    Smoking the fur

    Sneeze in the basket

    Sneeze in the cabbage

    Sneeze in the canyon

    Speak Low genitalese

    Speak in tongues

    Swing low

    Talking to the canoe driver

    Talking to the boat people

    Telephone the stomach

    Tip the velvet

    Tongue bath

    Tongue wash

    Trimming the hedges

    Tuna taco

    Velvet buzz saw

    Wearing the beard

    Whistle in the dark

    Whistling in the weeds

    Worship at the altar

    Yodeling in the gully

    Yodeling in the canyon of love

    Yodeling up the valley

  53. The Auburn Tomahawk says:

    In order for those words to be sexist, don’t they have to make specific reference to her being a woman? Are these “Super Volunteers” trying to imply that only women can be insincere, calculating, out of touch, and representative of the past?

    HOW MISOGYNIST CAN YOU GET?!

  54. Auburn Rapunzel says:

    In order for those words to be sexist, don’t they have to make specific reference to her being a woman? Are these “Super Volunteers” trying to imply that only women can be insincere, calculating, out of touch, and representative of the past?

    HOW MISOGYNIST CAN YOU GET?!

  55. Ray Caruso says:

    Some I like, and which are entirely appropriate for a family discussion, are: amazon, beldame, crone, fishwife, hag, harpy, harridan, jezebel, scold, shrew, termagant, virago, and vixen.

  56. DrSamHerman says:

    ruthless, back-stabbing, two-faced, conceited, sociopathic, screeching….

  57. DrSamHerman - Dr Deplorado says:

    ruthless, back-stabbing, two-faced, conceited, sociopathic, screeching….

  58. grayjohn says:

    Ask them if “Fuck off bitches” is on the list.

  59. grayjohn says:

    Ask them if “Fuck off bitches” is on the list.

  60. Buffalobob says:

    Is pinched face bitch on the list?

  61. Buffalobob says:

    Is pinched face bitch on the list?

  62. F.D.R. in Hell says:

    I presume those Super Volunteers have never heard of “The Streisand Effect”…
    they’re about to learn, first-hand, up close and personal.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Streisand_effect

  63. F.D.R. in Hell says:

    I presume those Super Volunteers have never heard of “The Streisand Effect”…
    they’re about to learn, first-hand, up close and personal.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Streisand_effect

  64. Bubba says:

    I didn’t see stinkin’ cunt on the list.

  65. Bubba says:

    I didn’t see stinkin’ cunt on the list.

  66. IMPACT1 says:

    Liberals don’t like these “descriptions”? ..more reason to use them ALL and as much as possible!!

  67. IMPACT1 says:

    Liberals don’t like these “descriptions”? ..more reason to use them ALL and as much as possible!!

  68. Jefferson says:

    Yes, though that doesn’t quite capture the grief that the Clinton machine imposed on some of those women, including some total innocents that simply had the misfortune to catch Bills eye.

  69. Jefferson says:

    Yes, though that doesn’t quite capture the grief that the Clinton machine imposed on some of those women, including some total innocents that simply had the misfortune to catch Bills eye.

  70. Jefferson says:

    Though, we would at least get a bit of a change with Hillary. You know, get called a sexist instead of a racist when we question corruption or some hair-brained leftist policy.

  71. Jefferson says:

    Though, we would at least get a bit of a change with Hillary. You know, get called a sexist instead of a racist when we question corruption or some hair-brained leftist policy.

  72. Agrippa says:

    So how do you feel about this, Amy? Haven’t heard anything on that score.
    You like these little Nazi-wannabes telling you how to write your columns? Gonna stand up for yourself (and your so-called “profession,” journalism), or knuckle under to these fascist scum? Appreciate your posting your “orders,” but what ‘cha gonna do about it, Amy?

  73. Agrippa says:

    So how do you feel about this, Amy? Haven’t heard anything on that score.
    You like these little Nazi-wannabes telling you how to write your columns? Gonna stand up for yourself (and your so-called “profession,” journalism), or knuckle under to these fascist scum? Appreciate your posting your “orders,” but what ‘cha gonna do about it, Amy?

  74. Agrippa says:

    Ah, doc: What difference does it make?
    I’m sure that phrase will soon be “banned,” a la “1984.”

  75. Agrippa says:

    Ah, doc: What difference does it make?
    I’m sure that phrase will soon be “banned,” a la “1984.”

  76. DrSamHerman says:

    True, very true.

    Another oldie-but-goodie: fishwife.

  77. DrSamHerman - Dr Deplorado says:

    True, very true.

    Another oldie-but-goodie: fishwife.

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  81. LarryInIowa says:

    Taken together they seem to be an apt description of Hillary. Well, except inevitable.

  82. LarryInIowa says:

    Taken together they seem to be an apt description of Hillary. Well, except inevitable.


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