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Jun 11 2020

Raz Simone Emerges as Warlord of Seattle’s Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone

That didn’t take long. Seattle’s “Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone” is already ruled by a warlord:

CHAZ has its first self declared dictator/warlord. Seattle based rapper Raz Simone evidently deputized himself and his crew, and they are patrolling the streets, regulating any unauthorized activity in the Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone.

Presenting the closest thing Seattle has to political leadership as the city collapses into end-stage moonbattery:

What a relief: Simone denies allegations by Assistant Police Chief Deanna Nolette that armed goons at checkpoints are intimidating anyone trying to enter the area surrounding the abandoned East Precinct.

Characters similar to Raz Simone will step forward to rule the ruins of Minneapolis. The city will continue to burn as they war with each other, just like in Somalia, the country our country’s future has been modeled after by liberals.

On tips from Bluto, Rapinhoe, and Jester.



3 Responses to “Raz Simone Emerges as Warlord of Seattle’s Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone”

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