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Oct 26 2013

Riding the Lesbian Gravy Train

All animals are equal on the egalitarian collectivist animal farm — but few are as equal as homosexuals, a sacred caste revered by our moonbat overlords. The same holds true in once great Britain:

Civil partners Lisa and Carrie-Ann Beaney currently live in a single B&B room with their four children, and claim that they are too stressed to work because of homophobic bullying.

Lisa, 30, quit her job in McDonald’s after just three months because it made her too anxious, while Carrie-Ann, 23, has never worked at all.

And due to tough new benefit cap rules their housing payments were slashed and the pair were evicted from their £850-a-month rented home.

However, their £608-a-week B&B room is paid for by the taxpayer, and makes up a £53,000-a-year benefits handout on top of income support and child benefit.

The £53,000 alone converts to a staggering $85,860.

The pair now want the council to give them a bigger house for their brood.

They argue they would be able to work if they weren’t bullied about their sexuality – and afford a house themselves.

That is, these shameless parasites — who are already getting extravagantly rewarded by the taxpayer for bringing up children from failed real marriages in a fundamentally deranged household instead of with the children’s fathers — expect to be rewarded specifically for being sexual deviants. They have learned how to get their way in a society run by liberals.

Naturally the barnacles are pleading “homophobia,” as those of us unlucky enough to be white have been trained to do to avoid second-class non-victim status.

However, former neighbours accused of abusing them said they didn’t even know the couple were lesbians.

Sheila Eagle, 69, retired, said: “We didn’t even know they were lesbians for a long time.

“I don’t even think any of the neighbours knew them. I do not believe for a single second they received homophobic abuse.”

She added: “The landlords came round here asking about the family because they hadn’t been paying rent or bills.

“But we saw them with cars full of stuff from Argos where they had been buying new things though.

“They wanted to be given a council house and this was a way of getting it, if you ask me.”

Victimhood is a swindle. Bleating victims cheat others out of money and themselves out of self-respect and independence.

The pair want a bigger house at other people’s expense in part because their grotesque parody of a family is growing — by unnatural means, of course.

Despite no prospects for work they wanted another baby and persuaded a male friend to donate the sperm they needed for artificial insemination at home.

They both fell pregnant at the same time and last year Lisa gave birth to Tommy, now 16 months and partner Carrie-Ann had daughter Calise, now 14 months.

The price to a society of not insisting that people take responsibility for their own lives is infinite. It will break the West financially long before willing victims stop whining.

Lisa_Carrie-Ann_Beaney
The progressive family, with Big Government as sole breadwinner.

On a tip from Coming Soon Here.



15 Responses to “Riding the Lesbian Gravy Train”

  1. Henry says:

    The Progressive Family

    That says it all.

  2. Jodie says:

    From the looks of that picture, I would say that it’s probably their nasty attitudes that cause them problems with people, not necessarily their gayness.

  3. Bo Jangles says:

    Because of weak societies that display mindless tolerance, “victim-hood” has become a major industry. Why work when the tax-paying fools will support you? Societies, especially in the UK and US, must pay the price for their weakness. And, they surely will.

  4. Beef says:

    Welcome to the Gynocracy.

    And I’ll bet “Lesbian Gravy” has a real tang to it.

  5. Tony36 says:

    THIS IS WHAT POLITICAL CORRECTNESS GETS US. SO SCARED TO SAY THE TRUTH, MIGHT HURT THEIR FEELINGS.PC IS LIKE TRYING TO PICK UP A TURD FROM THE CLEAN END.

  6. Son of Taz says:

    Tony, I never knew a turd had a clean end….

  7. Softly Bob says:

    How do they do it? I know somebody who is currently unemployed (but is trying hard to look for work) and she receives only £6000 a year in benefits. From what I can gather the system will only pay up to a maximum of £20,000 and that’s if you have lots of kids, a disability and so on.
    So why do I keep hearing stories of lesbians, Muslims, gays, foreigners and all other types of unwashed jerks receiving massive annual amounts in benefits?
    The system is a joke.

  8. world's tiniest violin plays misty says:

    The poor downtrodden victims they have almost had it as rough as Barry S. who had to suffer through that hell on earth in Hawaii at a $20,000 private school living with cracker bank executives.

  9. Sven says:

    Why do you need a father in the family when you have “Uncle Sam” ta take care of you.

  10. Ned the Mumbler says:

    Gimme some lesbian gravy to dunk with my snack crackers or izzat crack snackers.
    Get it? Crack snackers?

    face down in Rikki Lake too!

    Bofum.

  11. MissAnthropy says:

    Wait a second, they had to get a MALE friend to make a little donation in order for them to become pregnant? How did they survive the cognitive dissonance? And isn’t sex supposed to be a social construct? Why, this seems to indicate a fundamental biological difference exists.

  12. guy23 says:

    Wait a minute. I thought poor women needed tax payer money to raise their kids bec they did not get enough taxpayer public sex ed to know where kids came from? These to willingly and intentionally got artificially inseminated. That’s call FRAUD.

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  14. Ralph says:

    I wonder if Tommy will grow up to become a lesbian too?


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