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Feb 03 2012

Roseanne Barr for President

It isn’t easy to surpass the Democrat Party for sheer moonbattery. Only the Green Party stands a chance:

Actress Roseanne Barr announced Thursday that she will seek the Green Party’s nomination for president.

Her platform:

“I’ll forgive all student loans, all debts. There’ll be no more money, no more money systems. Everything will be based on barter and growing and eating vegetables.”

Presumably her presidency would also entail beheading her fellow rich people.

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Finally some competition for Barack Hussein on the Left.

On tips from AC and Val.



32 Responses to “Roseanne Barr for President”

  1. Fergurg says:

    This is an absolute joke! This can’t be real! Come on – Roseanne eating vegetables?

  2. SNuss says:

    The title of her failed cable TV show says it all: “Roseanne’s Nuts”

  3. Bill says:

    That picture is a waste of an AK and a good cigar. LOL!!!

  4. whotothewhat says:

    ALL HAIL EMPRESS BARR!!!!! like here Snickers commercial I wish she would get slammed by a loose tree in a lumber yard.

  5. AlphaMail says:

    Talk about lowering the barr!

  6. nobody says:

    Everyone pay attention now.

    We want to encourage her to run. Hell, throw a couple of $$ to her effort!

    This is GREAT! (no, I am not Tony the Tiger).

    This is GREAT! Obama does not want her to run. She is the anti-Paul candidate when it comes to skimming off the retarded bottom feeder (stupid people) votes.

    This is excellent news for the indi-conserative cause to oust OSpeaksAlotTelePromter.

    Think of all the useful idiots on the Progressive/Socialist left who will actually, I mean, actually vote for her. Priceless!

    This is way better than anyone they have run since Nader!

    I’m sending her money (a very small bit of money).

    🙂

    The end game is the down ticket vote at the local and state level. That is where we won in 2010 and will win larger in 2012.

    Thank you to the fat bitch Rosanne! Can’t say that enough!

  7. Festivus says:

    Should siphon off a few votes from BO. We should be cheering her on.

  8. nobody says:

    @ lao

    What is the precentage of projected voter for her (+/- 3%), based on the last election, and your intellectual extrapalation to 2012?

    Micro stastics.

    Thanks buddy.

  9. nobody says:

    One more comment, then I will tread here no more.

    Calling Roseanne Barr an ‘Actress’ is like calling a decapitation mealy a ‘flesh wound’.

  10. Mr. X says:

    The whole purpose of this idiocy is to advertising Ms. Barr – probably hawking a new book, talk show or reality series for the fall. She’s been out of the public consciousness for years so outrageous behavior is an important industry tool employed by has-beans to make into back into the fold. That’s the celebrity business model.

    “Rosy, you have 4 months to make yourself relevant again. If you can create enough buzz by the last week of May, we’ll pick up your project in September”.

    Yuck!!!!

  11. StanInTexas says:

    For those of you that think this is a joke, and that no one so pathetic and utterly talentless could ever acheive public office at the nation level, I have three words for you:

    Senator Al Franken!

  12. Ghost of FA Hayek says:

    Oh please, noooo

    She will turn this two ring circus into a

    well

    three.

    Ummmm, never mind

  13. AC says:

    If she’s running against Comrade Chairman, doesn’t that make her a RAAAAAAAACIST!

  14. nobody says:

    @ StanInTexas says: February 3, 2012 at 3:16 pm

    Point taken.

    However, it takes the Democrat Party Machine/Unions/Corrupt Public Servants to invent (find) car trunks full of dead people’s mail in votes to get a clown into office, in the case of Al Fukingstupid.

  15. Jay B. says:

    Please run. Please.

  16. angryK9 says:

    What a stupid cow.

  17. Hail The Amberlamps! says:

    It’s her cookie-baking Hitler for the The Heeb magazine that garners her Watermelon votes.

    http://thecount.com/2009/08/02/roseanne-barr-poses-as-hitler-for-jewish-magazine-heeb-causes-uproar/

    You know, because only “liberal” Progs are smart enough to find “nuanced” humor in the Holocaust.

    See how millions would herd into cattle cars to be made into soap and lampshades? Liberalism does that to people.

  18. AlphaMail says:

    StaninTexas

    And…..Gov. Jesse Ventura. Seattle Mayor Mike McGinn has also floated to the top in the sea of liberal pond scum. McGinn has promised he’ll work to improve Seattle city government health benefits to include transgendered employees’ steroid treatments and sex change operations, and he wants to remove control of the Seattle schools from elected school boards and place it under the purview of the nanny whores in City Hall. A hermaphroditic city council requiring pole dancing for third graders wouldn’t be out of the question for these freaks.

    Nobody says

    Even though the notion is straight from the Twilight Zone, the joy in seeing liberals vote for a nauseating screech owl seems somehow therapeutic. It wouldn’t have much effect over here in Washington or Oregon – where the 2008 difference was about +17% Obama – but if turnout and percentages stayed approximately the same (which is doubtful), a 3% Obama-to-Barr switch could affect the outcome from Blue to Red in Colorado, Indiana, Ohio, North Carolina, and Florida.

    Roseanne Barr, influencing the tide of American history – who’da thunk.

  19. wth says:

    I wouldn’t be surprised if she does very well here in Californi-yay.

  20. Val says:

    I’d vote for her if she promises to sing the National Anthem on day of her inauguration!
    http://youtu.be/ls1YVhcLD2c

  21. BigJoe says:

    YES!!! RUN!!! Pleeeeeease!!! Siphon off Hollyweird Whacko and Enviro-Nazi votes from Obozo!!! I’ll send her a campaign contribution!!! Yea!!!

  22. DANEgerus says:

    I’m sure Roseanne Barr maintains that slim figure with an all vegetable and Jewish fetus diet.

  23. Tommy O'Brien says:

    Presumably her presidency would also entail beheading her fellow rich people and eating the yummy nutritious beings.

    Fixd it for you.

  24. born in 76 says:

    “””Festivus says:
    February 3, 2012 at 2:46 pm
    Should siphon off a few votes from BO. We should be cheering her on.”””

    That’s what they’re planning…

    “”Detroit Democrats told to vote for Ron Paul in GOP primary

    “They can’t control this. He’s driving them crazy. We need him to run as an independent, shaving off votes from the Republican.”””

    http://www.freep.com/article/20120127/NEWS05/201270475/Detroit-Democrats-told-to-vote-for-Ron-Paul-in-GOP-primary

  25. Festivus says:

    born in 76,

    Yeah, they’d love Paul to run third party. I really don’t think he’d do it, frankly, but if he did, I really think he’d siphon off just as many Democrat as Republican votes. When people like Oliver Stone and Snoop Dog say they’d vote for Ron Paul over BO, well that kind of deflates the effect of a Ron Paul third party run.

  26. Bob Roberts says:

    Yeah, you can tell by looking at her that all she eats is vegetables.

    I’m serious. Hay, alfalfa, corn, you know, the same stuff all cows eat!

  27. Adam says:

    On the one hand, she is one of the most repulsive, talentless, meritless creatures I’ve ever seen in my entire life (Though last summer, my cousin and I had a lot of fun giving her horrible movie ‘She- Devil’ the MST3K treatment).
    On the other hand, some of you are right: Were she to actually run and get on the ballot, she could kind of be like Ralph Nader in 2000, taking the ultra- psycho- liberal fringe votes that would have otherwise gone to Obama.

  28. What a great idea!

    Just like Moochelle, fat, angry communist broad telling us to eat veggies while she eats the rich with a side of chili fries

  29. TaterSalad says:

    I’m supporting her run for the Presidency. I won’t vote for her but she needs to run. She will get ALL of the college vote and the green jobs, Van Jones type votes (?) instead of Captain Bullshi$ getting them. She is a dimwit and fits right into this equation of the left wing moonbats.

  30. libertea73 says:

    I predict that if she runs she will attract nearly all the Very Silly vote, a good portion of the Silly vote and even a significant fraction of the Slightly Silly vote. Since these three constituencies make up a good whack of the Democrat party she might even wind up as their nominee.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVI5ZOT5QEM&feature=fvst

  31. chuck in st paul says:

    As long as the sheeple intend to vote us into Idiocracy, why not a president who is the iconic leader of the movement?

  32. Lentenlands says:

    Only a moron who knows nothing about firearms safety would have her finger on the trigger whether for a photo or not.

    COMMIE IMBECILE!!!!


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