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Feb 11 2022

Sam Brinton Takes Charge of Nuclear Waste

When it comes to getting hired to a position of responsibility, publicly indulging in sexual perversion is no longer the impediment it once was. On the contrary, under Democrat rule, it can be sole qualification, even absolving degenerates from having to show up for work. Sam Brinton has been appointed Deputy Assistant Secretary of Spent Fuel and Waste Disposition. His most important qualifications to oversee nuclear waste for the federal government are evident to behold:

Sam Brinton is what is known among the sexually psychotic as a pup handler. As people like this are handed ever more power in the name of moonbattery, we all become their pups to handle.

Brinton has sex with men who identify as dogs, if not with actual animals:

“One of the hardest things about being a handler is that I’ve honestly had people ask, ‘Wait, you have sex with animals?’” Sam says. “They believe it’s abusive, that it’s taking advantage of someone who may not be acting up to a level of human responsibility…”

His résumé also features lecturing on sexual depravity on college campuses and membership in the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence, a cult of freaks devoted to blasphemy:

The Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence, a 501(c)3 tax-deductible non-profit charity recognized by the IRS, has mocked the Catholic Church for decades with members adopting names such as: “Sister Porn Again; Sister Chastity Boner; Sister Sister Edith Myflesh; Sister Roz Erection; Sister Constance Craving of the Holey Desire; and Sister Risqué of the Sissytine Chapel.”

Listen closely as Brinton explains what pronouns you must use when referring to him:

No one who submissively calls this guy “them” qualifies as an American.

As a drag queen, Brinton goes by the apt handle, “Sister Ray Dee O’Active.” Meanwhile,

[T]housands of metric tons of used solid fuel from nuclear power plants worldwide and the millions of liters of radioactive liquid waste from weapons production that sit in temporary storage containers in the US. While these waste materials, which can be harmful to human health and the environment, wait for a more permanent home, their containers age. In some cases, the aging containers have already begun leaking their toxic contents.

As Thomas Lifson observes,

Terrorists wishing to construct “dirty bombs” that could contaminate entire cities, rendering them uninhabitable, would love to get their hands on some of this stockpile.

This is why Brinton’s new position requires sound judgment and responsible character. But merit is repugnant to the Biden Regime. Checking identity boxes and kneejerk loyalty to leftism are the only relevant qualifications.

Too bad for Brinton that Biden didn’t promise to appoint a pup handler to the next Supreme Court vacancy. Maybe next time.

On tips from Mr. Freemarket and Chuck A. Hat tip: Seeking Alpha.


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