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Jul 16 2013

Sat Upon by Ghetto Booty

Doctors with black patients need to think twice before indulging in humor, as a Tennessee doctor recently learned:

A Mid-South woman has filed a complaint with the Tennessee Department of Health after she said the doctor she went to see for back pain gave her an insulting diagnosis.

“He said ‘I know what the problem is. It’s ghetto booty,’” said 55-year-old Terry Ragland about what she was told by Dr. Timothy Sweo in April.

“I think I blacked out after he said ghetto booty. I think my mind was just stuck on the phrase because I couldn’t believe he said that,” said Ragland.

At least he didn’t say welfare butt.

Ragland suffers from lumbar lordosis, a curvature of the spine that makes the buttocks protrude. As Sweo explained to her,

“I was trying to take a technical conversation regarding your lower back and make it less technical.”

Racist! Shrieks Ragland,

“It says to me that he doubts what type of intellect I have, how intelligent I am to be able to understand what he conveys to me in a medical term.”

Maybe he should have called it lumbar lorditovercrackersosis.

Tennessee’s Board of Medical Examiners will determine whether Sweo has groveled sufficiently to avoid disciplinary action.

A prodigious case of ghetto booty.

On a tip from Wiggins.

28 Responses to “Sat Upon by Ghetto Booty”

  1. modd kenwood says:

    thanks to slavery, we’re reaping the harvest with the Ragland’s of America today.

  2. Softly Bob says:

    “I think I blacked out after he said ghetto booty”

    Oops, she used the word ‘black’!

  3. Momster says:

    I feel sorry for the little white resin chair in the background. I can almost see it quivering in fear that she will try to sit on it.

    Honestly–the malt liquor has to go somewhere and from my experience waiting on line in convenience store–any woman buying two 40 oz bottles of malt liquor has a butt you could balance a 60″ flat screen on. I am not kidding. I think malt liquor goes directly to the arse.

  4. marcus t. cicero says:

    Another case of “only Blacks can say that”
    Whites can be made fun of, but Blacks are
    Taboo…. I call a Spade a Spade…there it
    is, Jack….

  5. Jodie says:

    Maybe it would have been more compassionate if the doctor had followed with something positive; like telling her that, not only can you set a drink on that a$$, you can set the whole keg on it!

  6. dan says:

    i’m laughing so hard that I fell out of my rocker
    and I can’t get up….
    bwahahaaaaa…the dog is barking and I’m scarred for life
    some things can not be unseen ! I LIKE malt liqour in 40’s when I stay in motels ….is that raaacist ?

  7. Doug says:

    Malt liquor? How about KFC, Lays, Cheetos, Burger King, Popeyes, and the local Bar-BQ?

  8. Xavier says:

    LOL “welfare butt”. +10, Dave. I’m gonna make that part of my “honest conversation about race” that Holder’s been asking for.

  9. Laurie says:

    Warning to black men: Here’s the problem with ghetto booty:

    Notice the sudden agony of the guy on the bottom. I’ll bet he’ll be be a lot more picky about who he “dances” with from now on.

  10. Dr. 9 says:

    Wait a minute. Aren’t they the ones who say, “the truth shall set you free”? Apparently not. This Dr. will now find out just how good his insurance policy is. And she’s out ordering a new Cadillac, with “heavy-duty” suspension.

  11. Fat Albert says:

    Hey, Hey, Hey, Dayam Shaneequa got some junk in the trunk.

  12. comet says:

    Ma’am, you have what we in the medical community call “steatopygia”. A big fat ass, in layman’s terms.

  13. John Knoefler says:

    Ghetto Booty is not racist. It’s just what we call big ass booty like that. And that is Ghetto Booty.

  14. F.D.R. in Hell says:

    Now, THERE’S a cushion for pushin’! 😉

  15. Eleanor in Hell says:

    @ modd kenwood

    You mean our Forefathers should have picked their own damn cotton? Probably.

  16. dale says:

    I’m surprised; I would expect more from people who call themselves conservatives. What that doctor said to that poor woman was out of line. What he said was racist, and she had every right to complain. She also needs to find another doctor.

    Oh, by the way, I call myself a conservative and I would appreciate it if you people would find some other name to describe your selves as. If you want I could make some suggestions.

    Ok – delete this comment out one more time. I’m just making sure that’s what happened.

  17. Jester says:

    Lighten up, dale — Men such as myself who like big butts can always be depended upon to tell the truth:

    In other words, I cannot lie 🙂 (rimshot)

  18. IslandLifer says:

    Oh my! The poor porcelain! The poor soul who sits next to that in a public bathroom, not to mention the one who gets to clean up the gut bomb!

  19. depwavid says:

    The illustration is one of steatopygia, an abnormal pattern of fat deposition to the hips and thighs common to African populations. The person in the picture may also have lumbar lordosis, but the steatopygia is so pronounced that this cannot be determined. }:>}

  20. Bubba says:

    F*ck off dale. Go whine somewhere else.

  21. Bob Roberts says:

    You know, I used to see those African fertility figures and laugh, thinking “nobody has a body shaped like that”.
    (WARNING – not necessarily safe for work – not unsafe, no actual nudity or sexual organs exposed, but not necessarily safe. And you’ll want to have some brain bleach handy if you do look.)
    I was wrong.

  22. Bob Roberts says:

    dale says: July 16, 2013 at 10:09 am
    Another troll posing?


  23. Bob Roberts says:

    Dale, that woman certainly does have “ghetto booty”, which is not a racist term as white women suffer from it, as do “white” hispanics as well. For all we know George Zimmerman’s wife suffers from it. (I’ve never seen a photograph of her – has anyone?)

  24. Bob Roberts says:

    p.s., that fat troll/waste of perfectly good carbon Jeantel has one…

  25. Dale says:

    I wasn’t going to post again but here it is. I never did like humor where only one side is laughing even if the other side doesn’t know about it. No one would choose to look like that and it appears to me to be caused by more than just over eating. And so with that I guess this maybe “troll” is signing off.

  26. grayjohn says:

    How do you cram an ass like that into a pair of jeans? As the late Richard Pryor said, “Bitch bent over, Ass fo daaays!”

  27. george ada says:

    Bob … There was not enough brain bleach in the house for that picture.

  28. george ada says:

    What’s the sound of one hand clapping? All the applause that Dale has decided to leave. Gee I’m gonna go cry in my bourbon. No, that would a be waste of good bourbon.
    Bye Dale.

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