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Mar 06 2018

Saying “God Bless You” Is an Anti-Islamomisic Microaggression

Now that we know microaggressions can be lethal, we must make every effort not to accidently commit them. For example, if someone sneezes, do not say “God bless you.” This is a thought crime that victimizes the politically sacred:

Librarians at Simmons College are warning Christian students that “Merry Christmas,” “Happy Easter,” and “God bless you” are microaggressions against Muslim people.

The librarians caution against such expressions in a new guide on “Anti-Islamomisia,” which argues that “people who follow Christianity have institutionalized power” and therefore may inadvertently commit microaggressions against Muslims and other religious minorities.

You can tell that Christians have institutionalized power because of the intolerance for sin and reverence for Christ that characterize our age. Just kidding.

“Islamomisic Microaggressions are commonplace verbal or behavioral indignities, whether intentional or unintentional…[that] invoke oppressive systems of religious/Christian hierarchy,” the librarians assert.

So if someone sneezes, shout “Down with Jesus!” instead. That way, you can avoid controversy.

On tips from Chronos Z. Wonderpig, KirklesWorth, and The Lieberal Media.

15 Responses to “Saying “God Bless You” Is an Anti-Islamomisic Microaggression”

  1. Liz Lew says:

    Who cares! All, and I mean all, religions are full of crap. Religion is human made to control people. Why in the world would God care how one worshiped him, just as long as you do? In fact why does God want to be worshiped? If God is a perfect being, then he shouldn’t have wants and needs like human beings do.

  2. MAS says:

    In this post Christian era we will soon begin undergoing true persecution, just like most of the rest of the worlds Christians have all along. If we won’t be bold for Christ now, when the worst we might experience is a finger wag from a librarian, we’ll surely go full apostate when that boldness might cost us our lives…

  3. The Uhlan says:

    We need to address this better. If someone sneezes, cut off his head.

  4. The Uhlan says:

    — said someone who rode the pine on his school’s girls field hockey team.

  5. George Lortz says:

    Atchoo! Excuse me, are you a Christian? No, I am Muslim. Then f@*k you.
    Atchoo! Excuse me, are you a Christian? Why yes, I am. Then God bless you.

  6. MAS says:

    Well what can I say? God bless you…

  7. TrojanMan says:

    Is GFY or FU a microaggression?

    “people who follow Christianity have institutionalized power” She misspelled Islam.

    People who openly bash Christianity but wont lift a finger to bash Islam, I give exactly 0 F’s about their opinion.

  8. Swordie says:

    Is using a small bomb considered a microaggrassion or not?

  9. Frank says:

    Anything with a yield below 5 megatons is only a microaggression.

  10. Frank says:

    God will get you for that!

  11. Ralph Carbone says:

    I always find it amusing when people define God. Hubris anyone?

  12. octa bright says:

    The secular non democracies in the XX century tended to be the worst genocidal killers, with Islam being a distant second due to incompetence rather than lack of malice. Armenia during WWI is a case in point. Support the Christians, we protect you from Islam and the totalitarians.

  13. Jodie says:

    I have no problem with this. From now on, when a Muslim sneezes, I will say, “Satan bless you”. That seems more accurate anyway.

  14. Still Out of Service says:

    next Im gonna be told my T-Shirt is anti-islumotic…….

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