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May 29 2014

School Lunch Under Oligarchical Collectivism

Good thing CNN has granted Michelle Obama the power to sign legislation into law. Otherwise she would have a hard time imposing her school lunch initiative, given that the food involved is so horrid it makes small children cry:

FOX 4′s Katie Ferrell reported Tuesday morning on the reaction from Kansas City-area parents to the [supposedly] more nutritious school lunches.

“The food provided as school lunch is not even edible. My 5-year old isn’t picky and she cries if we accidentally forget to pack her lunch,” said Jaye Anne Isom-Moloski on our facebook page.

Even the School Nutrition Association opposes the Bitter Half’s jihad, because the food being inflicted is so awful it goes uneaten.

You would think our overlords within the Beltway would take pity. Don’t they have kids? Never mind; this explains it:

Across America, disgruntled kids have voiced their displeasure over the First Lady’s school lunch program. Some examples of the clearly unappetizing healthy meals:

If the examples shown were ever presented as meals to the vacationing terrorists at Club Gitmo, the UN would declare America to be worse than Nazi Germany.

By contrast, the prestigious Sidwell Friends School in Washington, D.C., where many politicians have sent their children to school, serves school lunches designed by chefs. This week, for example, they might enjoy meatball subs, BBQ wings and ice cream, in addition to chicken curry, deviled egg salad and the “Chef’s Choice.”

Other options on the Sidwell menu include crusted tilapia, herb roasted chicken, BBQ sliders, beef nachos, and pepperoni flatbread pizza. It pays to be born into the oligarchy.

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Compliments of Stormfax.

On tips from Stormfax and Druid.



20 Responses to “School Lunch Under Oligarchical Collectivism”

  1. Jodie says:

    Following is a video of a group of students who are graduating after a year of eating Michelle Obama’s mandatory lunches:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHZnSkW30sw&feature=youtu.be

  2. Jodie says:

    Following is a video of a group of students (and their parents) who are graduating after a year of eating Michelle Obama’s mandatory lunches:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHZnSkW30sw&feature=youtu.be

  3. dan says:

    Pink Slime on a Shingle

  4. dan says:

    Pink Slime on a Shingle

  5. Druid says:

    Some of the comments are simply outstanding!

    Sounds like enough is finally too much.

    Win.

  6. Druid says:

    Some of the comments are simply outstanding!

    Sounds like enough is finally too much.

    Win.

  7. Tchhht!!! says:

    School lunches were not all that appetizing when I went to high school back in the late fifties early sixties. Most of us went across the street to the “grease” for a decent hamburger. I can’t imagine how bad school lunches are today.

  8. Tchhht!!! says:

    School lunches were not all that appetizing when I went to high school back in the late fifties early sixties. Most of us went across the street to the “grease” for a decent hamburger. I can’t imagine how bad school lunches are today.

  9. octa bright says:

    I believe that anyone who has actually worked with kids would know that if they don’t like the meals they will simply throw them in the garbage. If you actually want to help you must combine nutrition with reasonably good taste. It would seem that the First Lady just cares about appearences.

  10. octa bright says:

    I believe that anyone who has actually worked with kids would know that if they don’t like the meals they will simply throw them in the garbage. If you actually want to help you must combine nutrition with reasonably good taste. It would seem that the First Lady just cares about appearences.

  11. Henry says:

    They had their graduation at the zoo?

  12. Henry says:

    They had their graduation at the zoo?

  13. Appalled By The World says:

    If they did I’m sure the animals were grateful to be safe in their cages.

  14. Appalled By The World says:

    If they did I’m sure the animals were grateful to be safe in their cages.

  15. MicahStone says:

    Protect your children from MOOCH….

  16. MicahStone says:

    Protect your children from MOOCH….

  17. Jodie says:

    This is what happens when you don’t allow everyone to be the Valedictorian.

  18. Jodie says:

    This is what happens when you don’t allow everyone to be the Valedictorian.

  19. Malcolm Hays says:

    For some reason, the foods shown in the linked article remind me of James Lileks’ “Gallery of Regrettable Food”.

  20. Malcolm Hays says:

    For some reason, the foods shown in the linked article remind me of James Lileks’ “Gallery of Regrettable Food”.


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