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Oct 23 2015

School Rejects Worst Lady’s School Lunch Dictates; Punishment Follows

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There is a price to be paid by those who reject Michelle Obama’s wasteful and inedible school lunch dictates. From Live Free or Die New Hampshire:

School officials last year decided to remove Londonderry High School from the National School Lunch Program after nutrition regulations championed by first lady Michelle Obama resulted in a significant drop in cafeteria sales, and a significant increase in food waste, the New Hampshire Union Leader reports.

The move meant the high school forfeited federal subsidies that come with the program, but officials increased lunch prices and introduced new offerings students love to make up the difference, and then some.

A happy ending? Not just yet. The flying monkeys have been dispatched from the Executive Branch:

The high school’s successful transition, however, apparently doesn’t sit well with federal bureaucrats at the U.S. Department of Education, who apparently issued a threat to district officials recently in hopes of changing their minds.

“Dining services director Amanda Venezia said Monday she was told in a conference call last week that the U.S. Department of Agriculture may not treat the school as a processing facility,” the Union Leader reports. “The categorization would impose substantial regulatory and financial burdens, she said, require at least one new hire and lots of paperwork.”

As online commenter Wayne Stanley put it, “This is the Chicago Way.

“Succumb to our demands or be crushed by the weight of government,” he wrote.

In the words of board vice chairman John Laferriere:

“Essentially, we want to get off the federal teat. At the end of the day, that’s what it is. And we’re getting penalized for it.”

What did they think Michelle Obama et al. were going to do, give them a gold star for resisting?

Today’s lesson at Londonderry High: The purpose of Big Government is to become Bigger Government. Those who succumb are absorbed. Those who resist are squashed.

On a tip from seaoh. Top graphic via Shelly Foster.



45 Responses to “School Rejects Worst Lady’s School Lunch Dictates; Punishment Follows”

  1. LR308 says:

    need to put an end to Dept Ed

  2. Appalled By The World says:

    This reminds me of how the Mafia controls the private garbage industry-“you’ll use us or else”. Nice how the regime can be equated with mobsters eh?

    I do like how Comrade Venezia used the term “processing facility”. For some reason I picture the students as soup cans on an assembly line being filled with nutritious propaganda. And the cans having labels bearing the scowling likeness of Mrs. Gorilla being pasted on them.

  3. Appalled By The World says:

    This reminds me of how the Mafia controls the private garbage industry-“you’ll use us or else”. Nice how the regime can be equated with mobsters eh?

    I do like how Comrade Venezia used the term “processing facility”. For some reason I picture the students as soup cans on an assembly line being filled with nutritious propaganda. And the cans having labels bearing the scowling likeness of Mrs. Gorilla being pasted on them.

  4. 1337 says:

    Hey, Dave B.! It’s me (blonde bond 007). Just so ya know!

    I have a serious question for you. I have my own website and I wanted to implement WordPress and Disqus on my website (like you have done). I’ve found some fairly decent tuts but since you’ve been a pro at it for so long now, I was wondering if you could steer me to something or have any input?

    If you don’t have time to answer this I won’t be butt hurt (lol).

    Regarding the M00ch rationing pr0gr0m:
    Well, just wait until this same ‘mentality’ is used with 0b0laCare.

    Won’t be pretty.

  5. Eddie_Valiant says:

    Even though southern most New Hampshire is more like Massachusetts liberal land, much of the rest of the state remains fairly conservative. Since they can’t do this, I’ll do it for them

  6. Eddie_Valiant says:

    Even though southern most New Hampshire is more like Massachusetts liberal land, much of the rest of the state remains fairly conservative. Since they can’t do this, I’ll do it for them

  7. 1337 says:

    LOL! ***PERFECT***

  8. Eddie_Valiant says:

    Hi Blonde – shoot me an email eddiev@screwm(dot)com and I can help you with WP stuff

  9. BillyBob Bob says:

    ✓BarackObama52%368,529
    MittRomney46%327,870

  10. BillyBobBob the Covfefe Bob says:

    New Hampshire:
    ✓BarackObama 52%
    MittRomney 46%

    Too bad the 46% have to be punished, also.

  11. 1337 says:

    You haz teh mailz

  12. Jim says:

    You WILL comply with the FLOTUS dictates and you WILL like it. So, shut up and eat your gruel.

  13. Jim says:

    You WILL comply with the FLOTUS dictates and you WILL like it. So, shut up and eat your gruel.

  14. NotKennedy says:

    Another part of Carter’s malignant legacy

  15. NotKennedy says:

    Another part of Carter’s malignant legacy

  16. wingmann says:

    Groucho Marx said it best:

    “Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying all the wrong remedies.”

  17. wingmann says:

    Groucho Marx said it best:

    “Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying all the wrong remedies.”

  18. Appalled By The World says:

    I may have to write in Groucho’s name if I bother to ever vote again. Anyone who can diagnose the true nature of politics as brilliantly as this deserves a vote!

  19. Appalled By The World says:

    I may have to write in Groucho’s name if I bother to ever vote again. Anyone who can diagnose the true nature of politics as brilliantly as this deserves a vote!

  20. Appalled By The World says:

    Changing your name constantly to confound the enemy? You can run but you can’t hide lol.

    One day we’ll all meet up at an OPR gulag and swap tales on how we all ended up there!

  21. Appalled By The World says:

    Changing your name constantly to confound the enemy? You can run but you can’t hide lol.

    One day we’ll all meet up at an OPR gulag and swap tales on how we all ended up there!

  22. Eddie_Valiant says:

    Most of those 53% are former Mass residents that moved to NH to avoid the taxes, then demanded more gubmint programs and started electing DEMOCRATS!!

    Ya just can’t fix stupid!

  23. Eddie_Valiant says:

    Most of those 53% are former Mass residents that moved to NH to avoid the taxes, then demanded more gubmint programs and started electing DEMOCRATS!!

    Ya just can’t fix stupid!

  24. 1337 says:

    I love to be a confounder and a contrarian. lol

    Our gulag will be luxurious. I’ll bring the popcorn and rice crispy treats with a side of pork nom noms. =D

    I VILL NOT BE DEFEATED!

    XOXO

  25. Appalled By The World says:

    It’ll easily beat the fare the First Gorilla has pushed on schools.

  26. Appalled By The World says:

    It’ll easily beat the fare the First Gorilla has pushed on schools.

  27. Rotohammer says:

    Free market capitalism being played out in the lunch room. Right in front of the children. Can’t be doing that.

  28. Rotohammer says:

    Free market capitalism being played out in the lunch room. Right in front of the children. Can’t be doing that.

  29. 762x51 says:

    Not me, I will not surrender, I die free.

  30. 762x51 says:

    Not me, I will not surrender, I die free.

  31. 762x51 says:

    Maybe Mooch should have sent the school some of the Kobe beef that she and her asswipe husband dine on. They get $100/lb beef, you serfs get hollow chicken nuggets. You have just two choices, stand and fight or get used to this kind of treatment.

    The Soviet Union lives again.

  32. 762x51 says:

    Maybe Mooch should have sent the school some of the Kobe beef that she and her asswipe husband dine on. They get $100/lb beef, you serfs get hollow chicken nuggets. You have just two choices, stand and fight or get used to this kind of treatment.

    The Soviet Union lives again.

  33. Dave Blount says:

    Hi Blonde Bomb! Sorry for the slow response; I’ve been out of the office most of the morning. I’m not an expert at installing WordPress because the extremely helpful people at Hosting Matters did it for me. Maybe your web host will do the same for you. Once it’s installed you just choose a theme you like from within WordPress and then tinker with the .PHP and .CSS files as needed to adjust it. Disqus is the easy part; you just add it as a plugin. Good luck with the website!

  34. Dave Blount says:

    Hi Blonde Bomb! Sorry for the slow response; I’ve been out of the office most of the morning. I’m not an expert at installing WordPress because the extremely helpful people at Hosting Matters did it for me. Maybe your web host will do the same for you. Once it’s installed you just choose a theme you like from within WordPress and then tinker with the .PHP and .CSS files as needed to adjust it. Disqus is the easy part; you just add it as a plugin. Good luck with the website!

  35. 1337 says:

    Thank you, sweetheart. All help is much appreciated!

    I have Eddie Valiant to help me too. I’m so tuckered right now but once I get energized again I’m going to really go for it and just hunker down and git ‘er done.

    I’m a procrastinator when it comes to learning new things but once I decide to learn something, nothing can stop me! =)

  36. Kevin R. says:

    Statism isn’t government. It is the denial of us to our government. Government is not dictates from on-high, that is the rejection of and denial to us of our government.

  37. Kevin R. says:

    Statism isn’t government. It is the denial of us to our government. Government is not dictates from on-high, that is the rejection of and denial to us of our government.

    Progressives are actually the one’s who’re anti-government. They aggressively reject and deny us to our governance and impose themselves on everyone. Forcing people to do what you want them to do is not government, it is the denial of government.

  38. Xavier says:

    Looking forward to processing a porterhouse and leaving it on her grave.

  39. Xavier says:

    Looking forward to processing a porterhouse and leaving it on her grave.

  40. Jodie says:

    You think this First Lady is bad, just wait until we get Bill Clinton as our First Lady. Imagine what he might “mandate”.

  41. Jodie says:

    You think this First Lady is bad, just wait until we get Bill Clinton as our First Lady. Imagine what he might “mandate”.

  42. Joe Mama says:

    It is the will of Landru. You will be absorbed. Your individuality will merge into the unity of good, and in your submergence into the common being of the body, you will find contentment, fulfillment. You will experience the absolute good.

  43. Joe Mama says:

    It is the will of Landru. You will be absorbed. Your individuality will merge into the unity of good, and in your submergence into the common being of the body, you will find contentment, fulfillment. You will experience the absolute good.

  44. […] Today’s lesson at Londonderry High: The purpose of Big Government is to become Bigger Government. Those who succumb are absorbed. Those who resist are squashed. H/T:Moonbattery […]


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