According to Democrat dogma, gas stoves are offensive to the environment. That’s why the Biden Regime has been cracking down on them, as have authorities in places where Democrats have achieved single-party rule such as San Francisco and Berkeley. The objective, as with automobiles, is to incrementally make gas stoves unobtainable by hyperregulating those who provide them and driving up the price. Yet it appears that Kamala “Heartbeat Away” Harris might not regard the menace posed by gas stoves with appropriate gravity:

“From our family to yours, happy Thanksgiving,” Harris posted on X Thursday, including a photo of her next to second gentleman Doug Emhoff, a casserole and a gas stove.

Harris, 59, was roasted over the post, with many conservatives accusing her of “hypocrisy.”

“Wait…that’s a gas stove! The same kind Dems want to BAN you from owning,” Sen Ted Cruz (R-Texas) wrote on X.

Silly conservatives. Lifestyle restrictions are for little people, not the Liberal Elite.

New York State’s Kathy Hochul has moved to ban natural gas entirely because according to her ideology, it causes the climate to fluctuate, which is alleged to be problematic. She too cooks on a gas stove.

On tips from Barry A, Jack D, and Ed McAninch.

A scandal has emerged that dwarfs the cocaine in the White House and even the topless transsexuals exposing themselves outside on the lawn. Unlike Kamala Harris, the person responsible for writing her speeches did not graduate from Howard University — or even grade school. What’s worse, he is a white male:

Allowing a white male to write her speeches defeats the whole purpose of Kamala Harris. She must resign at once.

On a tip from Varla.

Joe Biden isn’t the only moonbat who had a message for Africans at the US–African Leaders Summit. Kamala Harris spoke up too. However, no one could make sense of her duckspeak:

She has served this same word salad before — repeatedly:

At least Harris refrained from maligning her own country.

On a tip from ABC of the ANC.

The tactic got such a hilarious reaction from the moonbat mayors of sanctuary cities New York, Washington, and Chicago that Texas Governor Greg Abbott upped the ante by sending a tiny fraction of the literally millions of illegal aliens the Biden Regime has invited into the country to the home of the Border Czarina herself, Vice President Kamala Harris, who on Sunday confirmed that nothing will be done about the border by making the preposterous assertion that it is already secure.

Fox News reports:

Two migrant buses from Del Rio, Texas, arrived near Vice President Kamala Harris’ residence at the Naval Observatory in Washington, D.C., Thursday morning.

Between 75 and 100 people who were picked up in Eagle Pass, Texas, were sent by Texas Gov. Greg Abbott. The group includes migrants from Venezuela, Uruguay, Colombia and Mexico. Multiple migrants, asked by Fox News Digital, said they think the border is open, contrary to what Harris said Sunday during an interview.

Everyone knows the border is open, including grasping peasants in Third World countries thousands of miles away. The Biden Regime has gone out of its way to make it obvious in order to draw in vast numbers to displace us from our own country. This is treason on a scale that makes Vidkun Quisling look like a patriot.

Speaking of patriots, Abbott isn’t alone:

This latest convoy of buses arrived just hours after Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis followed through on his similar promise to drop off illegal immigrants in progressive states, sending two planes full of migrants to Martha’s Vineyard on Wednesday.

Martha’s Vineyard is to our liberal ruling class what Versailles was to the court of Louis XVI.

If only the illegal aliens could be dumped onto the White House lawn. But unlike our country, that has a wall around it.

On tips from seaoh, Eddie_Valiant, StephaneDumas, and Feet2Fire.

Don’t let her soulless cackle fool you; Kamala Harris actually does have a sense of humor. Check out this howler from the clown Biden put in charge of pretending to secure the wide open southern border:

“The border is secure, but we also have a broken immigration system, in particular, over the last four years before we came in, and it needs to be fixed,” Harris told [NBC Meet the Press] host Chuck Todd in Houston.

This arrogant lie was too much for even a Democrat propagandist like Todd.

“We’re going to have 2 million people cross this border for the first time ever. You’re confident this border’s secure?” Todd followed.

The 2 million arrests mark is expected to be passed by the end of the month. In accordance with Democrat policy, those arrested are allowed to stay in the country on the assumption that they and their numerous descendants will be government dependents and vote Democrat for generations to come.

Harris responded to Todd’s challenge with a barrage on incoherent duckspeak, during which she accused those who want the border secured of “playing politics.”

“Nearly 5 million illegal aliens have crossed our border under Biden’s watch,” tweeted Rep. Andy Biggs (R-Ariz.) on Monday. “This is the largest figure in American history. The border is not secure.”

Even Kamala Harris knows that. By saying otherwise, Biden’s Border Czarina confirms that the Administration is content with the current state of affairs and has no intention of securing the border. It is important to get this message out, so that undocumented Democrats will keep coming by the millions.

On tips from Bluto, ABC of the ANC, and Chuck A.

The one redeeming quality of Kamala Harris, who will be taking the place of the mentally incapacitated Joe Biden before long, is that she has stated her position on every conceivable issue. I can’t make sense of the position, but it has something to do with seeing what can be, unburdened by what has been:

Actually, it works the other way around. We aren’t burdened by the past; we are coasting on its momentum. When that peters out, we will be left in a world engineered by our next president Kamala Harris and the people who put this inane crap on her teleprompter. That world won’t work.

On a tip from Jester.

If Biden’s physical decline keeps pace with his mental decline, Kamala Harris will be POTUS soon. Looks like she has already trained a double to throw off would-be assassins. The impersonation is spot on:

She looks nothing like Harris, but the plastic surgeons who gave Biden his freakish appearance should be able to fix that.

Hat tip: Not the Bee.

This time the stopped clock is right:

As Monica Showalter observes,

[Kamala Harris] does sound like a parody of herself — flip, sarcastic, drunk-ish, gulping, self-satisfied, signature giggles thrown in — and not at all serious.

Yet Kamala is correct. Voters got what they asked for.

Everyone knew that she was utterly incompetent. That’s why her primary campaign collapsed before voting even started. She is where she is for the same reason Ketanji Brown Jackson will soon sit on the Supreme Court: she is left-wing, female, and not Caucasian. Under the present administration, no other qualifications are required.

We knew well in advance that key positions would be filled on an Affirmative Action basis, just as we knew that Biden is corrupt, stupid, unserious, senile, incompetent, feckless, and easily manipulated by the lunatic left. Yet millions voted for him anyway. Now we are all getting what these people asked for.

On tips from Occam’s Stubble and Mr. Freemarket.

Before this is over, at least we will have a treasure trove of thoughtful quotes from the woman Joe Biden thinks is president:

On a tip from seaoh.

This is so scary, they should have scheduled it for Halloween. Yet it is unclear whether Joe Biden’s supposedly routine colonoscopy was scheduled at all. While he’s on the table, Kamala Harris — one of the few people on earth who would conceivably make an even worse president — is acting Commander in Chief:

Let’s hope Creepy Joe makes it to his 79th birthday tomorrow. He is not young for his age.

On a tip from KirklesWorth.

Woke propaganda converges on a single main narrative: inherently evil pale people oppress inherently good dark people. The idea that the climate is somehow a problem and that leftists can fix it through Big Government if given enough power and money is a central tenet of the liberal religion. But even this is subordinated to racism through the concept of “climate justice,” according to which global warming caused primarily by pale people has a deleterious effect primarily on dark people.

That’s why one of the massive spending bills Democrats have been working to ram through designates $3 billion of our money to “tree equity,” so as to combat climate injustice.

Given the extremely low caliber of our leadership, it is possible that some our rulers believe their own rhetoric. Kamala Harris is a heartbeat away from the presidency — and the decrepit Joe Biden doesn’t have many heartbeats left in him. Try to decide whether to guffaw or gasp in horror as she asks NASA whether they can “track trees” by race in order to impose “environmental justice”:

The point is to make sure white people don’t have more trees to protect them from global warming than minorities do. Given the demographics of urban versus rural populations, there may be an imbalance. The Regime has a lot of work to do to correct this injustice.

By the way, Harris serves as Chair of the National Space Council. The ChiComs will be building cities on Mars before our moonbat rulers are done struggling to achieve tree equity.

On tips from Wiggins and Varla. Hat tip: Twitchy.

The liberal media gasps in horror at the unpopularity of the incompetent corruptocrat it helped to power. Biden’s handlers could easily justify using the 25th Amendment to remove him from office before he drags down the whole liberal establishment — except that next in line Kamala Harris is just as unpopular. Witness the reception Heels-Up Harris receives even in liberal New York City:

On a tip from Henry. Hat tip: Press California.

The eerie similarity between the fall of Saigon and the fall of Kabul isn’t the only episode of déjà vu Democrats have given us lately.

If this picture sums up the hapless Joe Biden:

…this one sums up his leftist inner circle:

Communist dictator Ho Chi Minh, the demonic figure Harris is pictured giving a weird salute in front of above, unleashed genocide in Vietnam following an American retreat nearly as humiliating as Biden’s blood-soaked debacle in Afghanistan.

Harris gets no points for originality. Quintessential Hollyweirdo Jane Fonda has been there before her:

In a more recent video featuring Hanoi Jane, she indicates that she belongs in Biden’s inner circle by celebrating the “great gift” Covid is to her fellow authoritarian leftists:

Never let a crisis go to waste, as the Democrats say — even if you have to hype it out of proportion like Covid or create it out of sheer imagination like climate change.

The last time a ruling class was this alienated from the people it ruled, it ended up under guillotines.

On tips from Jester, Anonymous, Chris Neilson, and Stormfax.

Kamala Harris doesn’t like it that people keep asking her why she doesn’t at least make an appearance at the border, since she is supposed to be in charge of doing something about the crisis caused by Biden inviting the entire Third World to invade. Actually, she has been doing her job — not only by avoiding any action that might stem the tide of potential Democrat voters flooding into the country, but also by helping to spread her party’s ideology in Central America.

Here’s how grumpy she gets when reporters ask her about the border:

She can’t be bothered with the humanitarian crisis because she has been busy undermining Guatemala’s president, law & order conservative Alejandro Giammattei:

In May, Kamala met with a number of leftist opponents of Giammattei, including former Attorney General Thelma Aldana, who had targeted conservative politicians with corruption charges, before herself being charged with corruption. Instead of returning home to face those charges, she received political asylum in the United States. Her social media is full of praise for Kamala Harris’ trip to Guatemala, and her promises to end “corruption” in Guatemala.

Pretending that you are going to end corruption in Central America is like campaigning against snow in Alaska.

Behind the mutual charges of corruption is a struggle between the Left and Right, with socialists and narcoterrorists on one side and military officers and free marketers on the other.

You get one guess as to which side Harris, Biden, and their hard left handlers are on.

Guatemalans greeted her like this, despite her promises to shower them with our money:

This could be why:

Guatemalans saw her as prepping a leftist coup by backing leftist organizations and activists.

When Harris barks about “corruption” and “lack of good governance” as supposed root causes of the invasion, she is attacking the government of Guatemala on behalf of leftists.

Wouldn’t it be wonderful if we could put a Daniel Ortega type in charge of Guatemala, and turn it communist? Today’s Democrats would think so.

Behind the anti-corruption push is a [move] to restart the UN’s International Commission Against Impunity in Guatemala (CICIG) backed by Soros activists. Most Guatemalans would prefer to be ruled by their own elected officials, not by the United Nations, Soros, or Kamala Harris.

Imposing Marxism on Guatemala will only increase the flow of desperate refugees toward our border, where Democrats hope they can be kept dependent on handouts from the Party of Government for generations to come.

Just in case Harris really wants to know about the root causes of the surge in illegal immigration, here’s a clue she might follow:

On tips from R F, Mr. Freemarket, and Dragon’s Lair.