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Sep 08 2016

Separated at Birth?

Sadly, TV pitchman Billy Mays is no longer with us. But at least he left behind his identical twin, Trump Train conductor (or rather, Trump Short Bus driver) Sean Hannity, whose sales techniques are regrettably less subtle:

Vince Offer the ShamWow Guy has a twin too:


Vince’s twin’s latest sales challenge: to package a corrupt, left-wing screwball (namely, himself) as a New York liberal’s parodic conception of a right-winger, and market him as a Republican presidential candidate. So far he has been doing an impressive job, despite Hannity’s help.

On a tip from Torcer.

114 Responses to “Separated at Birth?”

  1. matt lauer says:

    just repeat as matt layer forgot to do. hillary is jesus and trump is the devil!

  2. Boola Boola says:

    Well, that settles it then. I’ll just vote for hillary.

  3. Wilberforce says:

    In English, please?

  4. Wilberforce says:

    Of course you will, Progressive.

    Run along, now.

  5. ramrodd says:

    Bleepin’ FRAUDS: Sean Hannity Endorses Illegal Alien Amnesty;
    John Boehner, Too

    Sean Hannity just endorsed illegal alien amnesty. I warned you about this spineless fraud. This is the same plastic game show host who just a few months ago was castigating Obama on the DREAM Act amnesty he’s now having an erection over. Bleepin’ fraud.

  6. Grumpy Cat says:

    Correct. #NeverTrump = Progressive

  7. sophiepeaches says:

    Well, you can always vote for Gary Johnson (how dare you say illegal alien!/what’s a Leppo?) or Hillary. Cheers!

  8. Boola Boola says:

    In case you missed it, that was sarcasm. Seems like Clownbattery is filled with nothing but anti-Trump nonsense 24/7

  9. Angel says:

    A lot of drunk commenting here. Mine included. Gary needs to smoke more pot.

  10. FVS says:

    We need to look at the facts. The first being that whatever ravings go on, come next January we will have s new president. It will be either Hillary Clinton or Donald Trump. As far as the future of the Republic is concerned Hillary would be the equivalent of playing Russian Roulette with a loaded automatic. With Trump you get handed a revolver. In that circumstance you get to spin the cylinder and take your chance. I’ll take one out of six odds over one out of one. Thank you. So at this point continuing to hammer on Trump only helps Hillary put that automatic to all our collective heads. Wise up.

  11. Callawyn says:

    Hillary for POTUS!!!

  12. KirklesWorth says:

    Oh yeah…Debbie Schlussel – the woman who attacked Hannity over his Freedom Concert and ended up disgracing herself.

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  14. TED says: CAN YOU IMAGINE if a Republican pulled that crap??!!!!!

  15. Nobama says:

    Don’t bother trying to use logic and reason with the #NeverTrumpers on this site. I gave up months ago and have rarely come back (MB used to be my favorite site). They are determined to get Hilllary elected based on crazy notions like “Cruz can come back and win in 2020” and even “Let Hillary get elected so we can start the revolution now instead of leaving it for our kids to deal with.”

  16. ramrodd says:

    Hacks like Sean Hannity with his big, bold new ideas is just a bunch of hooey. On his show daily he ticks off his list like a balanced budget, his non-solutions to shrink the size of government, promoting worthless alternative taxing schemes and so on.

    Over the past year or so I’ve been tuning into Limbaugh and Hannity as I drive around town doing errands. Not to listen to the hosts but to callers. Average Americans just like you and me commenting on the day’s hot button topics. What I hear is a profound lack of knowledge by well-meaning, very concerned people who are so frustrated with what’s going which is why I decided to write this book.

  17. KirklesWorth says:

    There is nothing wrong striving for conservative ideals – but the way that so-called “conservatives” trash right-wing media that doesn’t conform to their “purity standards” is ridiculous and exactly what the left sets us up for (“alt-right” for instance). The all-or-nothing conservatives lose people with their rigidity and unwillingness to compromise.

  18. ramrodd says:


    Mark Levin was born September 21, 1957, is an American lawyer, author, and the host of a syndicated radio show The Mark Levin Show.

    Mark is a long time member of the CNP according to a
    1998 membership list. He has also been a speaker at the
    Council for National Policy for one Becky Norton Dunlop, Vice President for External Relations for Heritage
    Foundation, which is another story in itself.

    Levin is President of Landmark Legal Foundation. He is also a Board member of The Patrick Henry Center for Individual Liberty, whose founder is fellow CNP member, Gary Aldrich. His fellow board member is, none other than, fellow CNP member, Edwin Meese III who holds the Reagan Chair in Public Policy atThe Heritage Foundation. Other board members, (now deceased) include, CNP members, Paul Weyrich of Heritage Foundation, Free Congress Foundation, and ALEC; Reed Irvine of Accuracy in Media, now headed by Cliff Kincaid; and Howard Phillips of The Conservative Caucus and The Constitution Party.

    Living board members include CNP members, Mr. Peter T. Flaherty, President, National Legal and Policy Center, Alan P. Dye, Esq. (legal counsel for American Legislative Exchange Council); Lt. Col. Oliver North; Ronald E. Robinson, Esq, President, Young America’s Foundation; Rep. Louis (Woody) Jenkins Chairman, WBTR-TV Channel 19; Alan Sears, (Staff Director of the Meese Commission) Esq., President and CEO, Alliance Defense Fund; Beverly LaHaye, Concerned Women of America.

    In a biographical note on the website of the Young America’s Foundation, Levin “served previously in the
    Reagan Administration, including chief of staff to Attorney General Edwin Meese, Associate Deputy Attorney General of the United States, and Deputy Solicitor at the U.S. Department of the Interior. He represented Mr. Meese during the Iran-Contra (Ollie North) investigation and was a leading advocate for the
    impeachment of President Bill Clinton.” He is an MSNBC legal analyst, a contributing editor of CFR, CIA, and Skull and Bonesman, William F. Buckley’s National Review, and a frequent contributor to Human
    Events and the Moon owned Washington Times.

    He is also a strong proponent of a Constitutional Convention, and wrote his book, The Liberty Amendments proposing a con-con. Sadly, he won’t listen to the many arguments against one. Levin states that he wants to foster a national debate about corrective actions. In fact, when listeners call into his radio show to present arguments against an Article V Convention, or a Balanced Budget Amendment, or a Convention of States, they are disconnected, their names put on a list, and they are not allowed to call in again. Like the rest of the pro-Constitutional Convention gang, Levin refuses to hear any arguments against it, to debate anyone who can present the dangers of another Convention, and like the rest of them, will use Saul Alinsky’s tactics of destroying the messenger, because they obviously cannot win on the merits of their own arguments. See, Mark Levin Refuted and Mark Levin’s “Liberty” Amendments: Legalizing Tyranny.

    Exposing modern mugwumps

  19. KirklesWorth says:

    And your “ilk” refused to compromise with McCain and Romney…how did that work out?

  20. ramrodd says:

    McCain and Romney are Barry
    dont get me started on Trump!!

    Illegal Aliens and Amnesty

    Although Romney says he’s against amnesty for illegal aliens, he also says, “I don’t believe in rounding up 11 million people and forcing them at gunpoint from our country.” (Willard, it’s probably more like 40 or 50 million people here illegally and according to FBI statistics
    they murder 25 American citizens per day!) Willard says he would like to see illegal immigrants register with the government, pay taxes, and apply for citizenship. What? How about entering the country the way all our ancestors did? How about coming into this country legally? Does Willard have any idea of how many “other types” are crossing the border so easily?

  21. KirklesWorth says:

    Uh huh. Funny how anybody left of Reagan is summarily dismissed as liberal by so many so-called “conservatives” (who ironically aren’t very concerned about “conserving” rights and liberties). This chart from doesn’t seem to indicate they are so similar:

  22. ramrodd says:

    chart this, genius…..Ronnie Regime was loaded with CFR..

    God knows I tried. | Barnhardt

    Elections. For the love of God, if you don’t hear anything else I say for the rest of the evening, listen to this.

    Elections are no longer free. They are staged theater, designed to maintain the illusion of representative governance and to enrich the political class. This is despotism. If after this mess that we just went through, if you do not understand this, you are beyond hope.

    My God.

    And then you have election fraud on top of it. Here in Colorado ten counties had voter turnout in excess of the total adult population of the [county]. Not just the registered voters – the total adult population of the county, excuse me, the county. And what did Romney do? Roll over. How can you not see this? How can you not understand? Do not talk to me anymore about elections. There are no elections. There are no more free elections. Just stand over that dead horse and beat it – it is never going to get up.

    For the love of God.

    I’m sorry, but there comes a certain point where you have got to pull your head out of your ass and deal with reality. You cannot just keep going on with this over and over and over again, saying, “Well if I just give somebody some money and I put some signs in my yard I’m doing enough…”

    No, you’re not doing enough. You’re not doing enough at all. Not even close. In fact, if you’re participating in this, you’re part of the problem.”

  23. KirklesWorth says:

    Oh “My God” “My God”! Voting for Trump is evil! We must let Hillary win for the good of our country! Feelings are more important than reality! Idealism and principles are more important than letting a progressive-liberal-socialist criminal be the president! It all makes perfect sense now!

    Don’t lecture me on “doing enough”. You are doing too much to sabotage the election and send us further down a progressive-liberal-socialist path to destruction. So-called “conservatives” have failed in the last two elections and have failed to produce their “quality” candidate this time – therefore it’s the so-called “conservatives” that should be shouldering the blame for what we’ve gotten in the past and what we will be getting in the future. These all-or-nothing conservatives expect all and we get nothing, so spare me your ideological condescension that won’t mean squat when Hillary turns the United States into a third-world country.

  24. ramrodd says:

    you conservatives are as big a problem as the Left…

    Our actions (political and otherwise) are defined by fear, which has quite naturally made our culture and civilization a product of (and slave to) fear.

    We’re told to fear Hillary. We’re told to fear a Hillary Supreme Court nominee.

    We’re told to fear a Hillary Court’s impact on the million+ babies that we already murder each and every year here in “the land of the free” and the home of the NSA… thanks to…*drumroll*…the decision(s) made over 40 years ago by a Supreme Court loaded with
    Republican appointees and upheld by several
    subsequent decisions made by courts loaded with – you guessed it – Republican appointees. (Much like the same Republican appointee led Court that gave us ObamaCare and “gay marriage” last year. See a trend here, people?)

    We’re told to fear the Russians. And the Chinese. And ISIS.

    And somewhere in the mix, if the conversation goes on long enough, we’re often told to fear what might happen to Christians if Hillary gets into office.

    Christians might face extra persecution under a Clinton administration, don’tcha know, and that ought to be something we fear enough to nudge us toward voting for Trump.

    To those using that angle to make yet another fear-fueled pitch for The Donald, I ask the following: What if persecution is exactly what American Christianity needs?

    What if the American church is in dire need of the purification that comes through persecution?

    What if phony American Christians need to be weeded out?

    What if 501(c)(3) State-licensed religious institutions need to go away?

    What if megachurches built around man-made business models need to disappear?

    What if God is about to use persecution to accomplish that and strengthen His Bride before leading her to the inevitable victories to come?What if the very thing “American Christians” seek to avoid is the very thing God will use to make “American Christianity” go away?

    Wouldn’t that be nice? So don’t fear Clinton, Christians. Don’t fear Trump, either. Fear the Lord. And let the chips fall where they may…all according to His plans, all for His glory, and all to the eternal benefit of His people.

  25. KirklesWorth says:

    I don’t know why I bother getting into it with conservative idealogues, as they are just as adamant and emotional as socialists – and both think that their solution will “cleanse” the country. In this case, the so-called “conservatives” are helping the socialists along via their all-or-nothing principles that have produced nothing and the socialists continue to win.

    All of your religious comments make me wonder – are you trying to expedite the end times? Is that why you would tacitly let more illegal immigrants in bringing Korans and Shariah Law? Hillary will certainly do her best to exterminate Christianity from as many facets of American life as possible.

    There isn’t going to be a country-wide conservative epiphany that is going to convince half the country to switch from mooching to producing – and the rich already have what they need and won’t bother going into battle to “cleanse the country”. So sit there and allow Hillary to be president and play farther into the hands of the left and the rich.

  26. pro-Trump! Troll says:

    Don’t you get it? Saying ANYTHING bad about Trump! means you want Hillary to win! Now shut up and vote for Trump!

  27. 762x51 says:

    Looks like old Hillary is dressing out at around 220lb there.

  28. kirklesworthProgressiveAsshole says:

    You mean the all-or-nothing RINO Progressives who keep trying to get a Progressive candidate elected from the Republican Party?

    McCain – Progressive.
    Romney – Progressive.
    tRump – Progressive.

    Maybe you fucktards should just vote for the party that ALWAYS has a Progressive candidate and save everyone else the brain damage.

  29. 762x51 says:

    Why do you have no balls and dress like Bruce Jenner?

    Oh wait, it’s Friday, date night.

  30. KirklesWorth says:

    You think everybody left of Reagan is “progressive”. Hillary for thee but not for me.

  31. kirklesworthSucksDick says:

    This from Jerkoffsworth the Progressive Fascist Chart Boy.

    Nice going, dick eater.

  32. kirklesworthASSHOLE says:

    So stop nominating Progressive candidates, dumbass.

    Talk about a shallow learning curve. If we wanted to vote for a Progressive, we would just vote Democrat. Plus, we don’t like you, asshole

  33. kirklesworthLeaves!! says:

    Yep, you should just leave, that would show us who is the boss . . .

  34. 762x51 says:

    You saying it doesn’t make it true, fucktard.

    You have spread so many lies, you don’t even know what is real anymore.

    Here, this is real.

  35. kirklesworthIsMeaningless says:

    WOW, you what I think? Impressive, hey wrinkledick, tell me what I’m thinking now.

    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz . . .

    WRONG!! I was thinking wrinkledick is sniveling asshole who can’t back up his words with actions, therefore his words are meaningless..

  36. KirklesWorth says:

    Sorry, I told you I don’t swing that way. Obviously you don’t know what a hyperlink is either. The irony is how many characteristics you have of a fascist:

    1. a political philosophy, movement, or regime (your “civil war”)
    2. exalts nation and often race above the individual (which you do)
    3. stands for a centralized autocratic government (“your army”)
    4. headed by a dictatorial leader (you…or Torcer?)
    5. severe economic and social regimentation (your “conservative” precepts)
    6. forcible suppression of opposition (your “targets awaiting engagement”)
    7. Disdain for the recognition of human rights (see #6)
    8. identifying scapegoats to unify cause (“progressives”)
    9. Military supremecy (you are in the “military”, right?)
    10. Obsession with punishment (again, “targets awaiting engagement”)

    The other irony is how many progressive qualities you have:

    1. Anti-Trump hatred
    2. Hillary hopeful
    3. Willful ignorance of the facts
    4. Led by your feelings, especially hatred
    5. Intollerant of others
    6. Use of deception and propaganda
    7. Hostility to conservatives
    8. Contempt for the electoral process
    9. Using insults instead of debate
    10. Indifferent to killing innocents
    11. ignorant of the differences between candidates
    12. uncaring if abortions continue
    13. unconcerned about enforcing the border and illegal immigration
    14. willing to make gun ownership more difficult (or worse)

    I could go on, but why bother? If it attacks Trump like a progressive and swears at Trump supporters like a progressive…

  37. KirklesWorth says:

    Funny, you don’t know squat…about anything I’ve done. And not being liked by you is a compliment…thanks!

  38. KirklesWorth says:

    So clever and macho! How have your orders worked so far? I guess bossing people around is second nature to progressives and fascists, right?

  39. ramrodd says:

    this has nothing to do with like, genius…

    you are a conservative first, and only….you would give amnesty to 50 million invaders..

  40. KirklesWorth says:

    Complete lie…and you dare speak about God.

  41. ramrodd says:

    dont label me, your typical – comparing christianity to socialism!!

    the USA has been destroyed and not one of your CFR loving heroes want to actually save it..

    youre either ignorant or your complicit!!!!!!

  42. ramrodd says:

    everything you stand for is a lie!!

  43. KirklesWorth says:

    There wasn’t any “comparing christianity [sic] to socialism” – only conservatives to socialists.

    What have your “heroes” done to “actually save it”? Who is your hero now who will “actually save it”?

    “youre either ignorant or your complicit!!!!!!” – and you are emotionally compromised and hysterical.

  44. KirklesWorth says:

    The only thing you know about me regarding where I stand is for defeating Hillary by supporting Trump. Anything beyond that you don’t know squat.

  45. 762x51 says:

    LMAO, you have become such a parrot for your cult leader that all you can do is parrot back what I say as well, hilarious!

    Ok, repeat after me parrot,

    kirklesworth is a little prick.
    kirklesworth is a Nazi fuck.
    kirklesworth is a butt sniffer.
    kirklesworth is a parrot.

    Well, more of a cartoon parrot. Here’s a cracker.

  46. 762x51 says:

    Wrinkledick is both . . .

  47. ramrodd says:

    of course you frauds come with the personal attacks….
    your mother is hysterical…gfy

    because the US is gone….

  48. ramrodd says:

    Are We Comprehending The Barnhardt Axiom YET??!! | Barnhardt

    The fact that a given person is holding or seeking high-level public office is, in and of itself, proof that said person is morally and/or psychologically UNFIT to hold public office.

    You realize this applies every bit as strongly to Trump too, right? Tell me you are not so stupid as to believe for one second that Trump would actually do ANY of the things he is talking about.He’s just smart enough to know what y’all want to hear, and is saying it. You know how I know that Trump will never follow through on anything he is saying?


    Remember, the only thing that actually WANTS to be in a cesspit is a PIECE OF CRAP.

  49. 762x51 says:

    I know you rabidly try to force a Progressive candidate for President down our throats.

    I know you are here daily making excuses for a Progressive and his lies.

    I know you are a fascist for trying to force your beliefs on us.

    I know you have failed miserably at it.

    I know if you want to stop me you’ll have to kill me and you can’t.

    I know you are a sniveling coward because you can’t back up your bullshit.

    Pretty much tells me all I need to know about you, proggie fucktard. Now, have you grown any balls yet? We really need to get this out in the real world so you will leave these nice people alone..

  50. KirklesWorth says:

    NO NEED TO SHOUT. Why are you busting my chops for something that “no longer exists” and therefore means nothing to you then? Why are you facilitating that which you decry? You have selective indignation.

  51. KirklesWorth says:

    Uh huh. You mean “youre either ignorant or your complicit!!!!!!” isn’t emotionally compromised and hysterical? And if the US is “gone”, why are you here to push your propaganda?

  52. 762x51 says:

    Yeah, according to your inciteful political calculations we should vote for Kim Kardashian, because “she’s not Hillary”.

    Other candidates qualified to be President using your “System”

    Bernie Sanders, Bernie Kosar, Bernie Mac, Bernie Kopell, Bernie Williams, Bernie, Taupin, Bernie Madoff, Bernie Kerik, Bernie Goldberg, Bernie Weintraub . . . you may want to sit down, these are just the Bernies, Bernie Katz, Bernie Nicholls, Bernie Arnault . . .

    I have personally verified that each of these people are fully qualified to President of the United States under the Wrinkledick System because, none of them are Hillary.

    I have a much longer list of candidates you can back as well. They are all equally qualified under your system, the same as tRump is, anyway.

    You are a complete simpleton.

  53. 762x51 says:

    It hates Conservatives, like any Progressive would.

  54. 762x51 says:

    ROTFLMAO!! YOU accusing someone else of “pushing propaganda”, that is the ultimate in deceit!

    I would expect nothing less from the Hillary campaign, proggie progtard.

  55. ramrodd says:

    the US is a shell…its been gutted…
    they will get to me eventually – and then you!!!!

    Willing Demons

    What is the United States? It is not a republic as it
    follows no semblence of its Constitution, the very foundation of its power, of its authority. It is a system of terror, with the power to destroy lives with contrived charges; offhandedly encumbering citizens with debt and criminal charges on a whim. This is the very system our forefather’s fled and risked everything to resist. In effect, they have taken our citizenship, robbed us of our birthright.

    Freedom? They watch us as if we are all suspects. Cameras are everywhere; software tracks us; our new vehicles and cell phones will tell them where we are at any given moment. Our writings are recorded and available as evidence against us though no charges have been filed. The result of these intrusions into our lives will become the evidence upon which they will seek a warrant. That cannot be more backward from the intent of the Constitution.

    Enemies of the people are encouraged to roam free among us, often at the informal invitation of the government. Our borders are not secure, there is no will to discriminate between honest immigrants seeking a better life and those intent on victimizing legal and legitimate citizens of the United States.

    Our economy, the very power that denies enemies to risk war on these shores, is no better than it was in 2009. Every figure compiled by the government is a ruse, it is fraud to mollify the people. Politicians lie and contrive to further the fraud to secure their own power with no regard for the dangerous waters they have navigated at our expense.

    The tax-paying citizens of this nation intent on doing right
    and living within the laws have been targeted by the very government they support. They have become the villains while true enemies have been coddled and encouraged. Every aspect of their lives have come under attack; their budgets, their religions, their privacy, their pastimes and their associations. Anything that will undermine the society of the typical American has become taboo, while
    all manner of deviance and decadence has been promoted; cheered on to success.

    If the ideals of life, liberty and property are not worth
    defending with our lives, we deserve none of them and have proved it with our inaction over the past ten years. There is not a single representative, senator, president or supreme court justice in office today who has not committed treason. Not one.

    Vote? Are you kidding me? There is no reason, beyond
    societal suicide, to vote for anyone willing to seek the office. It is a vote to destroy yourself; to forfeit your wealth; to eliminate your job; to incur the wrath of a jealous and vengeful government, because a government unloosed from those noble principles upon which this nation was founded can become nothing
    more than an evil among us and those seeking office its willing demons.

    The only thing left to do is fight. Though it is much easier
    to believe in unicorns and watch TV.

  56. KirklesWorth says:

    More flourished prose. What about the simple questions:

    What have your “heroes” done to “actually save it”? Who is your hero now who will “actually save it”?

  57. ramrodd says:

    i have my problems with any conservative that is not a constitutionalist….

  58. KirklesWorth says:

    Obviously you don’t if you can somehow justify a Hillary presidency.

  59. ramrodd says:

    i asked that question of you….your answer is Trump? please

  60. KirklesWorth says:

    And your answer is…?

  61. ramrodd says:

    No one needs to be told that Shrillary is corrupt to the core; it’s the one thing everyone who is
    politically engaged can agree on. What many don’t realize is that her opponent
    is comparably unscrupulous.

  62. KirklesWorth says:

    So, why do you care? You claim you will get the same outcome – why make some sort of issue out of what people intend to do if you don’t believe it will matter?

  63. ramrodd says:

    i keep giving you the answer but youre reading impaired..

    your heroes have been shipping US jobs via Premature/Unconstitutional Trade Deals – and you agreed!

    your heroes gave amnesty to 4 million invaders in 86 and ALL US Regimes kept the borders swinging gates since…


  64. KirklesWorth says:

    In what way does your screed answer these simple questions:

    What have your “heroes” done to “actually save it”? Who is your hero now who will “actually save it”?

  65. ramrodd says:

    because it matters that people know the truth that the USA was willfully destroyed and i will continue to post it until i am shut down…

  66. KirklesWorth says:

    How does that matter? You previously said “the US is gone….” which sounds like you have predetermined the country’s fate and have given up to me.

  67. 762x51 says:

    Civil war is a political philosophy? What university are you going to?

    Number 2 should read, exalts the CONSTITUTION above individuals. I have never mentioned race, ever, you lying sack of dog shit.

    I stand against centralized authority you imbecile, accusing me of what you stand for is very Alinsky though. Moron. I have no “army”, remember we meet one on one?

    I have never mentioned anyone as a leader in the aftermath of the CIVIL WAR you fucktards have fomented, least of all myself.

    What the fuck are you talking about, “severe economic and social regimentation”

    Where did you copy and paste that bullshit from?

    My god, you are the biggest liar alive, even more so than Hillary. What a load of bullshit and only you and your Trumpanzee winged army believe it.

    “The other irony is how many progressive qualities you have:

    1. Anti-Trump hatred – tRump is a Progressive so . . .

    2. Hillary hopeful – Find where I have said that – liar.

    3. Willful ignorance of the facts – Because I will not comply with your cult? LOL

    4. Led by your feelings, especially hatred – Only for you douche bag, and your bitches.

    5. Intollerant of others- Intolerant of your intolerance.

    6. Use of deception and propaganda – Umm, that would be you and we all know it, Mr. Alinsky.

    7. Hostility to conservatives – You are no Conservative, proggie progtard.

    8. Contempt for the electoral process – Contempt for you and your cult, but deceit is all you have . . .

    9. Using insults instead of debate – I don’t debate Progressives, it is a waste of time to try and debate liars who only spin things their way and will not answer direct questions.

    10. Indifferent to killing innocents – innocents, no, but then you aren’t on that list.

    11. ignorant of the differences between candidates – Seriously? The differences have been listed on MB ten thousand times. That you refuse to accept them doe s not make them any less true.

    12. uncaring if abortions continue – Umm, your cult leader is pro-abortion. I and many others will not vote for him for that reason among others.

    13. unconcerned about enforcing the border and illegal immigration – I have operated against the drug cartels, chickenshit, what have you done about them? NOTHING!

    14. willing to make gun ownership more difficult (or worse) – You should have proof read these points before copy and pasting them. NO ONE here will believe that one, asshole.”

    Thanks for demonstrating why no one should ever try and have a conversation with you, much less a civil one. You have been spewing lies so long you can’t distinguish them from truth, it is pathological in you. Perfect for your current position of turning people against tRump and the GOPee. I wonder how many people you have out there now just waiting for a chance to put you in the ground? Lots of people die in civil wars, all kinds of people. Someone will take that opportunity to off you, I’m certain of it.

    Go fuck yourself, lying fucking coward.

  68. 762x51 says:

    Well Jerkoffsworth is no constitutionalist. It is its cult that rules its thoughts and words, not liberty or the Constitution, just like its candidate.

    Backing a Progressive candidate for President makes it a Progressive yet it will lie to your face and tell you that same act makes it a conservative.

  69. 762x51 says:

    Soros owns Hillary
    Soros owns tRump.

    Sounds like the same outcome to me jerkoff.

  70. 762x51 says:

    Exactly. It cannot stand the fact that there are some of us it cannot intimidate. Fascists hate that. Otherwise why come here and spew the same crapola every day?

  71. Grumpy Cat says:

    Hi Funkenstein Torcer!

  72. Grumpy Cat says:

    Hi Funkensteintroll Torcer!

  73. Grumpy Cat says:

    Pay no attention to that loser behind bars: 7.62 IQ

  74. ramrodd says:

    There is no political solution to fixing our country.
    Those who believe there is, do not believe in Liberty.
    There Is No Political Solution

    “Any politician who thinks they can fight the evil that has
    consumed the government is delusional or lying. There is no political solution.”

    I would argue that the ultimate inversion has already occurred. This means the “election cycle” is merely bread and circuses: an illusion of freedom for the masses who continue to believe.

  75. KirklesWorth says:

    You don’t even know the characteristics of a progressive, so why don’t you save yourself the embarrassment of constantly showing how ignorant you are? Nevermind…I know who I’m talking to.

  76. KirklesWorth says:

    You mean Torcer’s psycho-troll lap dog 762×51.

  77. KirklesWorth says:

    You are a copy-and-paste wizard – but not much of a question answerer. All you’ve demonstrated is your Nirvana / perfect solution fallacy: when solutions to problems are rejected because they are not perfect. Under this fallacy, the choice is not between real world solutions; it is, rather, a choice between one realistic achievable possibility and another unrealistic solution that could in some way be “better”.

  78. ramrodd says:

    people like you are the reason it has been destroyed

  79. KirklesWorth says:

    Very nice. And what is it exactly I’ve “done” to destroy it?

  80. Johnny Monday says:


  81. Johnny Monday says:

    Well, that’s what the Drumpf campaign is getting us.

  82. Johnny Monday says:

    Ah, you have drunk deeply of the Drumpf kool-aid. You and your cult have made it possible for the worst and weakest Dem candidate to make it to the White House. She couldn’t have done it without you. Thanks a lot.

  83. Johnny Monday says:

    Drumpf is at least as bad as Hillary. To ignore his entire life up to this point and to take his word now is to prove yourself a complete rube.

  84. KirklesWorth says:

    Why shouldn’t we be thanking the so-called “conservatives” for their lack-luster contribution?

  85. FVS says:

    A Hillary presidency would be akin to playing Russian Roulette with a semi automatic. With trip you get a revolver and the opportunity to spin the cylinder first. Certain death for the republic or a one in six chance. I’ll go with the latter, thanks.

  86. TED says:

    NO KIDDING!! Plumped right out there hasn’t she! No wonder it takes half a dozen to drag her ass up the stairs! Livin high on the HOG!

  87. FrozenPatriot says:

    KanklesWorship is all about the hero-worship. Little does it know that hero-worship is not the solution to our problems, hero-worship IS the problem…

  88. Nobama says:

    I voted for Ted Cruz every chance I’ve had…likely before you even knew his name.

    That said, I seriously doubt Cruz or any other candidate for that matter could necessarily beat Hillary. It was a long shot no matter who got the nom. The country has changed dramatically due to unfettered immigration and the enormous welfare state. Don’t forget that outright socialist Bernie Sanders was leading big in all the polls for months against all republican candidates as well as Hillary. We’re doomed unless we at least stop immigration and kick out the illegals. At least with Trump we have a slim chance.

  89. JustAl says:

    Well, yes, it actually DOES mean that at this point.

  90. JustAl says:

    Thought I’d drop by again to see if Dave had outgrown his temper tantrum over not getting the candidate he wanted.

    I used to really like this place.

  91. Daniel says:

    I do the same… they are just two people it looks like. We have two candidates. Trump is going to win it. But more assurance would be useful. Even the people here have to admit Hillary represents a massive threat to the future of this nation. Trump is just the guy who beat their favorite(s). Trump is absolutely NOT a threat to this country.

    These people are definitely on the wrong side and effectively suicidal politically. This is moonbattery.

  92. Daniel says:

    Until Trump is elected, YES!!! You’re a moron of you don’t see it.

  93. Daniel says:

    When a huge part of Trump’s platform is rebuilding our military, I fail to see how that is an honest measure of Trump’s ideology. When a huge part of Trump’s platform is trade imbalance and the fact that our industry is almost gone, I fail to see how this is an honest measure of Trump’s ideology.

    …and when Romney wanted to have what is effectively the same as Obamacare… well… you get the picture. We’ve got a Uniparty in place who will continue to support Obama regardless of who has the legislative majority. The basic facts are very clear.

  94. KirklesWorth says:

    Okay, so you question an “honest measure of Trump’s ideology”. Do you question the “honest measure of Hillary’s ideology”? If you are saying there is only a “unitparty” outcome, then hopefully you will forgive us for voting Trump just in case you are wrong.

  95. Daniel says:

    I’m a Trump backer too… I’ve got TWO signed copies of Art of the Deal and have contributed significantly to his campaign starting in the primaries.

    I just see that left-leaning graph for military and I simply do not agree. The relative weakness on economy issues is also something I disagree. I think Trump is exceptionally strong on both issues.

    But we do have a uniparty of which Trump is not a member. This is why the resistance is all-around. And NO ONE attacks so ferociously unless they are a genuine threat to their status quo.

    I’m just old enough to remember Reagan and the campaign and all the stuff they said about him. Reagan was far more classy in manner, but the positions are closely aligned. Trump’s warning to Iran mirrors Reagan’s warning to Iran while Obama’s weakness far overshadows Carter’s weakness. But in most respects there are far too many similarities to ignore.

  96. KirklesWorth says:

    After re-reading your post and looking at your comments above, it became clear that you were being a pragmatic Trump-supporter, so I modified my post a bit to take the edge off. Sorry I didn’t recognize it for what it was at first glance. The key phrases about “uniparty” and “honest measure of Trump’s ideology” has frequently meant in the past that the person is saying “it doesn’t matter who wins” or “Trump is a liar” / “Trump flip-flops on everything” as an excuse to let Hillary win. Needless to say, I usually chime in to make sure to challenge such assertions.

  97. 762x51 says:

    You know what causes that kind of weight gain, steroids. I’m guessing she’s not bulking up for the next Mr. Olympia Contest. The vision problems, confusion, memory problems, weight gain from immuno-depressants, it all spells cancer or am I just dreaming?

    Man that would be sweet.

  98. 762x51 says:

    Yours are the characteristics of a Progressive, idiot and you are either to stupid to know it or too dishonest to admit it.

  99. 762x51 says:

    You two lovebirds have a fun weekend at Wienerama!

  100. 762x51 says:

    IF, that were true and I doubt it, your are the single most incompetent asshole who has ever lived. You have accomplished exactly the opposite of your stated goal. You literally have “say the opposite of what you mean disease”, ROTFLMAO!

  101. 762x51 says:


    Dumpy Parrot, imitate your cult leader for us again.


  102. TED says:

    Sounds like another path to getting OBOZO another FOUR!!! THAT would not be sweet! 8-(

  103. Callawyn says:

    No, that’s you YOU are going to stick us with.

    Hillary or Trump. Trump or Hillary.

    If you aren’t fighting for a Trump victory, then you are doing everything you can to put Hillary in the WH.

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