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Apr 19 2013

Separated at Birth?

We already knew that homosexual activist Masha Gessen — who admits that the purpose of pushing homosexual marriage is to destroy marriage entirely — has a complicated family:

“I have three kids who have five parents, more or less, and I don’t see why they shouldn’t have five parents legally… I met my new partner, and she had just had a baby, and that baby’s biological father is my brother, and my daughter’s biological father is a man who lives in Russia, and my adopted son also considers him his father. So the five parents break down into two groups of three… And really, I would like to live in a legal system that is capable of reflecting that reality, and I don’t think that’s compatible with the institution of marriage.”

Her situation becomes more complicated still when we take into account that she has an identical twin brother named Steve Buscemi:

Masha_Gessen  Steve-Buscemi
Can you guess which one is Masha?

On a tip from Bill T.

21 Responses to “Separated at Birth?”

  1. Xavier says:

    We have a new libido killer virtuoso.

  2. LibertyMark says:

    Masha is the fugly one…

  3. QuietaMan says:

    What did Steve Buscemi ever do to you?

  4. Max & Eric says:

    Yeah,… Its all fun and games until somebody has to pay child support, then watch these roaches run from their “Legal” status. I don`t think they thought this one thru.

  5. Time to Close Our Borders says:

    Whoa,,,I never thought Steve Buscemi could be described as good looking, but compared to Masha he is a looker!

  6. Bob Roberts says:

    Wow, that’s a tough one. Up twinkles to Time to Close Our Borders. Although QuietaMan has a point, too.

    No question why she is a lesbian, eh?

  7. mike says:

    i always thought buscemi was funny. i sure hope he is not a moonbat.

  8. CGW409 says:

    Hey now there is no need to go insulting Rockhound like that.

  9. Xavier says:

    Ya know, someone with mad Photoshop skilz could replace that microphone with a… no, never mind, that’s inconceivable.

  10. Dirk says:

    LOL. Steve Buscemi may not be all that handsome but he’s played some pretty cool characters in the flicks. I hope he’s not a moonbat like most working in Hollyweird.

    I salute you Mr. Pink!

  11. Nathaniel M says:

    “five parents break down into two groups of three… And really, I would like to live in a legal system that is capable of reflecting that reality…”

    Ok so same sex marriage becomes the law of the land. What argument, legal or otherwise, is there left to go against that?? You change the definition of marriage anything’s on the table isn’t it?

  12. Tax Slave says:

    There’s a REASON the word “bastard” has its meaning as an epithet. Males raised without solid male role models grow up to be bastards, in ALL senses of the ord.

  13. grayjohn says:

    Wow, poor Steve!

  14. Bee says:

    Following Masha’s relationships makes the old song “I’m my own Grandpa” look simple by comparison

    Here it is diagrammed for you

  15. Stephan the Original says:

    She is one sick woman.

  16. Mr Evilwrench says:

    Five parents. Two groups of three. First thing the 10yo said was one of them got cut in half. Made me think more than one of them should be cut in half.

  17. Bagley says:

    That is so unfair to Steve Buscemi!

  18. Oh good grief – and to think the brother got the prettier end of the twinship. No wonder she’s so hostile.

  19. Jerry S says:

    Oh my Gosh!!! This post totally cracked me up!
    Thank you! I really needed this!

  20. Lauran says:

    I don’t suppose this woman (or whatever she is) understands that this “family life” of hers is the very definition of diabolical?

  21. Duke says:

    This is a “separated at birth” parody. Steve only had three brothers, no sisters, and certainly no twin sister.

    From the comments above it looks like some folks actually believe this is his twin sister. While that’s not the case, I’d have to admit if Steve was a woman that’s what he/she/it would look like.

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