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Nov 19 2014

Establishing Tomorrow’s Sexual Norms Today in Antarctica

Progressives have seized on observations of penguins engaging in homosexual deviancy as proof that it must be normal and healthy, bizarrely choosing wild animals as arbiters of propriety, normalcy, and morality. This has even inspired a children’s book that is used by government schools to brainwash little kids into embracing sexual perversion. Hopefully this revelation doesn’t inspire more children’s books:

Many years ago, British explorer George Murray Levick caught Adélie penguins engaging in all sorts of debauchery, such as necrophilia, sexual coercion and sexual abuse of chicks. Now, scientists have observed fur seals trying to have sex with penguins. …

This bizarre sexual behavior was actually first documented in 2006 when scientists spotted a fur seal trying to copulate with a king penguin on Marion Island, a remote and mostly barren island in the sub-Antarctic. …

Upon returning to the island to continue wildlife observations, scientists observed the strange act a further three times, which took them by surprise to say the least. …

As described in the journal Polar Biology, the team observed young male Antarctic fur seals sexually coercing (using force to achieve mating) king penguins on three separate occasions. The gender of the penguins was unknown…

All four acts observed so far seemed to follow a similar pattern where the seal chases, captures and then mounts the penguin. The seal then attempted to copulate with the penguin several times, with each effort lasting around five minutes. …

Like most birds, penguins don’t have external genitalia and instead possess an opening called a cloaca. They mate by pressing these organs together in what is known as a “cloacal kiss,” in which the sperm is transferred to the female. Traumatically for the penguins, some of the seals were thought to have successfully penetrated the victims’ cloacas during the act as blood was observed around the area afterwards. Although seals often catch and consume penguins, in all but one of the acts the seal let the penguin go afterward. After the most recently documented incident, however, the seal killed and ate the penguin. …

Why fur seals are engaging in these unusual activities is puzzling. … Although the harassment is difficult to explain, the possible increase in frequency seems to suggest that it may be becoming a learned behavior on the island.

Maybe the seals let liberals write their children’s books.

seal-raping-penguin
A proud seal boldly defies prudes and bigots.

On a tip from Malaysian Neocon.



55 Responses to “Establishing Tomorrow’s Sexual Norms Today in Antarctica”

  1. Drury says:

    “Although the harassment is difficult to explain, the possible increase
    in frequency seems to suggest that it may be becoming a learned behavior
    on the island.”
    ******

    Naaaah. It’s gotta either be the fault of George Bush or Global Warmening. Perhaps even both.

  2. Softly Bob says:

    This is one of the many dubious claims of the Liberal agenda that because animals engage in homosexual activity then it must be normal.
    Well next time I see a Libtard, I’ll go into his house, dry hump his wife’s leg, shit all over his carpet, jump onto his dinner table and eat the food on there, then I’ll maul his kids to death.

    He can’t complain – after all it’s what animals do!

  3. Drury says:

    “Although the harassment is difficult to explain, the possible increase
    in frequency seems to suggest that it may be becoming a learned behavior
    on the island.”
    ******

    Naaaah. It’s gotta either be the fault of George Bush or Global Warmening. Perhaps even both.

  4. Saxon Warrior says:

    This is one of the many dubious claims of the Liberal agenda that because animals engage in homosexual activity then it must be normal.
    Well next time I see a Libtard, I’ll go into his house, dry hump his wife’s leg, shit all over his carpet, jump onto his dinner table and eat the food on there, then I’ll maul his kids to death.

    He can’t complain – after all it’s what animals do!

  5. Momster says:

    Well, salmon eat their young, turtles spend the winter buried in mud, male deer, sheep, and goats bang their heads together to establish dominance.

    Yes the future looks bleak if the Lib/Prog/Commies latch onto that

    Well, LPC don’t actually EAT their young–they pay an abortionist to chew them up and spit them out.

  6. Momster says:

    Well, salmon eat their young, turtles spend the winter buried in mud, male deer, sheep, and goats bang their heads together to establish dominance.

    Yes the future looks bleak if the Lib/Prog/Commies latch onto that

    Well, LPC don’t actually EAT their young–they pay an abortionist to chew them up and spit them out.

  7. Nifty says:

    I always thought ‘it occurs in nature’ as the lamest excuse ever. Plenty of animals rape and kill their own parents, among other things (despite what animal rights nutters claim).

    Out of curiosity, is the journal ‘Polar Biology’ nicknamed ‘Bipolar’?

  8. Lord Nifty says:

    I always thought ‘it occurs in nature’ as the lamest excuse ever. Plenty of animals rape and kill their own parents, among other things (despite what animal rights nutters claim).

    Out of curiosity, is the journal ‘Polar Biology’ nicknamed ‘Bipolar’?

  9. BillyBob Bob says:

    Nebraska Man asks, “When do we find out the scientistic perverts sprayed the penguins with female seal musk?

  10. BillyBobBob the Covfefe Bob says:

    Nebraska Man asks, “When do we find out the scientistic perverts sprayed the penguins with female seal musk?

  11. Mr. Freemarket says:

    “…the seal killed and ate the penguin”

    Another practice to emmulate?

  12. Mr. Freemarket says:

    “…the seal killed and ate the penguin”

    Another practice to emmulate?

  13. Koran Klutz Klan says:

    .

    That seal looks just like Barney Frank!

    .

  14. Koran Klutz Klan says:

    .

    That seal looks just like Barney Frank!

    .

  15. 762x51 says:

    Why just the wife’s leg? Go full animal, it is what they want for humanity.

  16. 762x51 says:

    Why just the wife’s leg? Go full animal, it is what they want for humanity.

  17. antidote says:

    Interesting that the possibility of this behavior being merely an act of dominance rather than a natural sexual perversion never enters the realm of possibilities in the minds of moonbats.

  18. antidote says:

    Interesting that the possibility of this behavior being merely an act of dominance rather than a natural sexual perversion never enters the realm of possibilities in the minds of moonbats.

  19. 762x51 says:

    Just as liberal/progressivre ideology does not raise the poor out of poverty but creates more poor, so that same ideology does not raise animal behavior but seeks to lower human behavior to that of animals.

    For example, Socialism/communism will not turn the street bum into Bill Gates, it will reduce Bill Gates to a street bum. So it will turn human behavior into lower primate behavior. Note this is a best case scenario should progressives fully implement their ideology.

    Seeking to reduce humans to animals makes them enemies of all mankind. You do no negotiate or reason with that kind of evil, you destroy it.

  20. TruDat says:

    There is no reason that humans should hold themselves to a higher standard than animals. That is just bigotry, or is it animalphobic?

  21. 762x51 says:

    Just as liberal/progressivre ideology does not raise the poor out of poverty but creates more poor, so that same ideology does not raise animal behavior but seeks to lower human behavior to that of animals.

    For example, Socialism/communism will not turn the street bum into Bill Gates, it will reduce Bill Gates to a street bum. So it will turn human behavior into lower primate behavior. Note this is a best case scenario should progressives fully implement their ideology.

    Seeking to reduce humans to animals makes them enemies of all mankind. You do no negotiate or reason with that kind of evil, you destroy it.

  22. TruDat says:

    There is no reason that humans should hold themselves to a higher standard than animals. That is just bigotry, or is it animalphobic?

  23. 762x51 says:

    Bleak? Humanity will suffer an eternity of darkness if the progressives are allowed to succeed.

  24. 762x51 says:

    Bleak? Humanity will suffer an eternity of darkness if the progressives are allowed to succeed.

  25. MissAnthropy says:

    Is it really that much of a mystery to them? This is like a male dog humping someone’s leg. Notice they said “young male seals.” The sexual urge is strong in young males of most species, and they are often denied access to females by the older more dominant males. They’re taking frustration out on anything even vaguely the correct size and shape.

  26. MissAnthropy says:

    Is it really that much of a mystery to them? This is like a male dog humping someone’s leg. Notice they said “young male seals.” The sexual urge is strong in young males of most species, and they are often denied access to females by the older more dominant males. They’re taking frustration out on anything even vaguely the correct size and shape.

  27. Exile1981 says:

    Although the harassment is difficult to explain, the possible increase
    in frequency seems to suggest that it may be becoming a learned behavior
    on the island.

    – Yeh the seals learned it from watching the liberal scientists doing the same things to the penguins and figured they would try it out.

  28. Exile1981 says:

    Although the harassment is difficult to explain, the possible increase
    in frequency seems to suggest that it may be becoming a learned behavior
    on the island.

    – Yeh the seals learned it from watching the liberal scientists doing the same things to the penguins and figured they would try it out.

  29. screwed it to death….

  30. screwed it to death….

  31. 762x51 says:

    Except Barny has bigger manboobs.

  32. 762x51 says:

    Except Barny has bigger manboobs.

  33. Buffalobob says:

    Will these scientists extend their study to include the ISIS goat bangers?

  34. Buffalobob says:

    Will these scientists extend their study to include the ISIS goat bangers?

  35. Mark says:

    Oh, I’m sure it’s caused by “Climate Change”…

  36. Mark says:

    Oh, I’m sure it’s caused by “Climate Change”…

  37. Momster says:

    Um–the seal has teeth.

  38. Momster says:

    Um–the seal has teeth.

  39. Momster says:

    omg–you’ve seen them??? Are they bigger than Teddy Kennedy’s were. I saw them in the Boston Herald–never got over it.

  40. Momster says:

    omg–you’ve seen them??? Are they bigger than Teddy Kennedy’s were. I saw them in the Boston Herald–never got over it.

  41. Momster says:

    I think I copyrighted the George Bush v/s Global Warming Game…you know the rules, everything is caused by either GWB or GW. My dog got knocked up–W’s fault. I got a yeast infection–GW. The leg of my coffee table wiggles–GW. The game is hilarious. Well, at least until you sober up.

  42. Momster says:

    I think I copyrighted the George Bush v/s Global Warming Game…you know the rules, everything is caused by either GWB or GW. My dog got knocked up–W’s fault. I got a yeast infection–GW. The leg of my coffee table wiggles–GW. The game is hilarious. Well, at least until you sober up.

  43. crankywhitewoman says:

    “Why fur seals are engaging in these unusual activities is puzzling.”

    No, it’s not puzzling. It’s Bush’s fault.

  44. SuicideChickenWing says:

    “Why fur seals are engaging in these unusual activities is puzzling.”

    No, it’s not puzzling. It’s Bush’s fault.

  45. rex freeway says:

    If they use animal behavior as reasoning to allow humans to do the same then you should be allowed to murder liberals in any fashion you choose and never be charged for a crime. After all, animals have no court or prisons.

  46. rex freeway says:

    If they use animal behavior as reasoning to allow humans to do the same then you should be allowed to murder liberals in any fashion you choose and never be charged for a crime. After all, animals have no court or prisons.

  47. TotallyPeeved says:

    “Although the harassment is difficult to explain, the possible increase
    in frequency seems to suggest that it may be becoming a learned behavior
    on the island.”
    Exactly how it is spread among the human animal population.

  48. TotallyPeeved says:

    “Although the harassment is difficult to explain, the possible increase
    in frequency seems to suggest that it may be becoming a learned behavior
    on the island.”
    Exactly how it is spread among the human animal population.

  49. Jodie says:

    So what’s next? Are the liberals going to call for sex education classes for these animals? Will they insist on teaching them how to use a female condom for anal sex? I wouldn’t surprise me.

  50. Jodie says:

    So what’s next? Are the liberals going to call for sex education classes for these animals? Will they insist on teaching them how to use a female condom for anal sex? It wouldn’t surprise me.

  51. JoeK says:

    That’s some funny shit right there, I don’t care who ya are!!!

  52. JoeK says:

    That’s some funny shit right there, I don’t care who ya are!!!

  53. Pilgrim1949 says:

    Methinks the “Bipolar” journal is a collection of anecdotes regarding sexual escapades of polar bears who exhibit a sexual fondness for their own as well as the opposite sex/gender/identification.

    Or a polar bear dating site descriptor?

  54. Pilgrim1949 says:

    Methinks the “Bipolar” journal is a collection of anecdotes regarding sexual escapades of polar bears who exhibit a sexual fondness for their own as well as the opposite sex/gender/identification.

    Or a polar bear dating site descriptor?


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