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Jul 29 2013

Sheila Jackson Lee May Head Department of Homeland Security

Did you think that the federal government could not possibly become any more useless, pernicious, and absurd? Think again:

Conservative bloggers went wild Monday when they got wind of the Congressional Black Caucus’ suggestion that President Obama pick Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee of Houston for the post of Secretary of the Department of Homeland Security.

Rich Cooper, avid blogger for Security Debrief, responded to the news of the Jackson Lee recommendation in a post by saying, “Apparently, it is not a joke. For reasons that baffle any sense of reality, it is a serious gesture on the part of the Congressional Black Caucus (CBC) to encourage President Obama to nominate Rep. Jackson Lee as a replacement for outgoing-DHS Secretary Janet Napolitano.”

The treasonous Hanoi John Kerry as Secretary of State. The Cindy Sheehan-esque (if not quite as bright) peacenik Chuck Hagel as Secretary of Defense. Sheila Jackson Lee as Secretary of Homeland Security. I see a natural progression here.

Jackson Lee currently holds the post of Ranking Member of the Homeland Security Subcommittee on Border and Maritime Security … the CBC says she “stands as a strong and honest ‘voice of reason.’”

Readers have encountered this liberal “voice of reason” many times before, as for example when she called for American citizens to turn in their firearms, when she established herself as the Queen of Nastiness, when she took a snooze on the House floor, when she brought a phony doctor to advocate socialized medicine at a town hall meeting, when she diverted Islamic terror hearings into an attack on Christians, when she denounced a bill that would give closer scrutiny to suffocating regulations, when she proclaimed that the ObamaCare penalty is not a penalty, when she tried to arm vociferous American enemy Hugo Chavez, when she went completely off the rails while going to bat for Islam, when she rudely took a phone call while a subject was asking her a question at a town hall meeting, when she revealed in 2010 that South Vietnam was still in existence, when she hijacked Michael Jackson’s hearse, when she moved boldly to terminate freedom of speech, and of course when she referred to the American flag Neil Armstrong planted on Mars.

No one, no matter how steeped in moonbat propaganda, could possibly think that this mentally retarded Islamophile Marxist would improve America’s security in any way. Yet the proposal does appear to be serious:

Rep. Bennie Thompson, D-Miss., the ranking member of the House Committee on Homeland Security, was being considered for the Cabinet position before he released a statement saying that he was not interested. Instead, he has chosen to endorse Jackson Lee.

On the day Obama installs Sheila Jackson Lee at the top of DHS, his work will be complete. No greater insult to America will be conceivable.

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Our next Secretary of Homeland Security?

On a tip from Byron. Hat tip: Security Debrief.




55 Responses to “Sheila Jackson Lee May Head Department of Homeland Security”

  1. Inept Kakistrocracy is Shit says:

    Medusa will scare away those out to do evil and keep Das Homeland safe. After a run at Das Homeland SS she can bee all runnin the edumacashun sistem in Texas gnomesayin?

  2. Mickey Shea says:

    America, y’all voted in a bunch of spooks, y’all gettin’
    what you deserve.

  3. whotothewhat says:

    Not many years ago I would have laughed my ass off with the mere suggestion of Sheila the WACK JOB Jackson being suggested for DHS Sec. But with Obama Admin nothing surprises me anymore. We even have some left wing nut jobs on MSNBC that have oozed their way from the pits of hell, suggesting we can kill babies up to 3 years of age if we do not like all the fuss they are giveing us. You know like feed me change me LOVE ME.

  4. gemalo says:

    Why not? She can run around to all the airports and catch Mooselamb terrorists in that weave.

  5. Shooter1001 says:

    Idi Amin turn it down?

  6. SNuss says:

    Well, posting her picture along the border WOULD scare off a lot of people.

  7. SNuss says:

    If we could convince the Islamo-fascists that she looks just like the 72 virgins that they will receive in Paradise, the violence would come to a halt in days.

  8. Cameraman says:

    Good Gawd a Robert Mugaba Look alike…. we in deep shyte Now! Hide all the Chilren!

    Semper Fi

  9. Laurie says:

    .

    “…when she called for American citizens to turn in their firearms, when she established herself as the Queen of Nastiness, when she took a snooze on the House floor, when she brought a phony doctor to advocate socialized medicine at a town hall meeting, when she diverted Islamic terror hearings into an attack on Christians, when she denounced a bill that would give closer scrutiny to suffocating regulations, when she proclaimed that the ObamaCare penalty is not a penalty, when she tried to arm vociferous American enemy Hugo Chavez, when she went completely off the rails while going to bat for Islam, when she rudely took a phone call while a subject was asking her a question at a town hall meeting, when she revealed in 2010 that South Vietnam was still in existence, when she hijacked Michael Jackson’s hearse, when she moved boldly to terminate freedom of speech, and of course when she referred to the American flag Neil Armstrong planted on Mars.”

    So she’s stupid, arrogant, deceitful, dishonest, anti-Christian, pro-Muslim, and anti-Second Amendment. No wonder Barack Hussein wants her in the DHS! She has the perfect Democrat resume’!

    If this doesn’t cause the conservatives to take up their torches and pitchforks and march on Washington, nothing will.

    .

  10. IOpian says:

    Please let this be one of those ‘future flashbacks’ I was told about way back in my drug abuse days. Is Obama playing so much golf that he is scoring IQ like his scorecard… the lower the better?

    I nominate Allen West. Let the two of them debate before the American public.

  11. Jerry S says:

    Replacing “Big Sis” with “Even Bigger Sis…”

    Now That’s Rich!

  12. Alxandro says:

    Help me.
    I think I’ve just turned to stone and I can’t get up.

  13. LibertyBelle says:

    BO says “I hate you all THIS much!”. p.s. Al Sharpton will be getting an appointment next…take THAT!!!

  14. Rides A Pale Horse says:

    God help us……

    Yeah….I know.

  15. Ummah Gummah says:

    .

    Why not just appoint “presumed” Forth Hood jihadist Nidal Hassan and get it over with even faster?

    .

  16. DJ says:

    Nice pics, Dave.

    Looks like Queen Spyro Gyro dun gone hog wild.

  17. Lazlo says:

    There is not enough lipstick on Planet Earth, or on any Planet close by.

  18. marcus t. cicero says:

    **Throw her a banana!!!

  19. Dave says:

    Ah HAIL No!

  20. Bee says:

    But…but…but…surely, the GOP stalwarts in the Senate won’t confirm her.

    Oh, wait…Ruth Bader Ginsburg (courtesy Orrin Hatch)…never mind

  21. Flu-Bird says:

    Might as well leave a lit match in charge of dymimite

  22. Smaj says:

    Please, please, please make this useless prog the next DHS head. That would be the berst thing to get this un-American agency defunded and shut down.

  23. Leonard Jones says:

    The reason for this is simple. Appointees to the last
    3 Democrat administrations have been the bigget collection
    of dunces I have seen in life.

    It says a lot obout the integence of an individual if
    he only appoints people who will not outshine him. The
    myth of Carter, Clinton and Obama being the smartest
    people in the universe is belied by the idiots in their
    cabinets.

    Condi Rice vs. Big Sis “The Lesbianoc Woman.” Which
    president was more comfortable with his intellect?

  24. wtf says:

    What the F#$K is wrong with these people? They want to nominate this mentally challenged person with what seems to be a 10th grade education and then when someone with a brain says now way they call you a racist! Wtf………if you want to nominate a person of color that’s fine…..but find one with a brain!……what the is the matter with nominating a Dr. Carson…or Col. West? Or any number of intelligant black people? Are you kidding? You can’t be fucking serious

  25. KHarn says:

    =…when she went completely off the rails while going to bat for Islam…=

    During the “Africanization” fad of the sixties, the dark-skinned ones became convinced that islam was a SUB-SAHARAN religion. I knew a boy who firmly believed that the NEGROS introduced it to the Arabian peninsula; he also believed that the light skinned Arabs stole it from them, “like whitey steals everything from us” he insisted.

  26. Jester says:

    How fitting. History has shown that every Caligula needs his own Incitatus.

  27. Jeantel Ghettopotamus says:

    Kin y’all writes dat down in cursives? I just don’t gets it.

  28. Flu-Bird says:

    As bad as that stupid RON DELLUMS heading the HOUSE ARMS SERVICES COMMITY he is a big time leftists who dserves a quick visit to the SWEENY TODD BARBER SHOP

  29. Jeantel Ghettopotamus says:

    Sheila she gots a nice sheen goin’ dere. Dat cones from da African sun, gnomisayin’?

  30. Jphat says:

    You forgot a couple weird remarks: “Repealing ObamaCare Violates Constitution”, Wants to ‘Defund’ Fox News, “North and South Vietnam had managed to forge a peaceful relationship with one another in the years since the Vietnam War”, calls on the government to stop the policy of giving hurricanes “lily white” names, adding that she hoped the weather establishment in the future “would try to be inclusive of African American names” such as “Keisha, Jamal and Deshawn, asked a guide whether the Mars Pathfinder had taken a photograph of the flag planted on Mars by Neil Armstrong in 1969.

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  32. F.D.R. in Hell says:

    Oh, stop worrying…

    that’s simply another trial baboon, launched by the White House to see what reaction it elicits.
    👿

  33. Eleanor in Hell says:

    Franklin, the word is “balloon” – trial balloon. 🙄

  34. Elizabeth says:

    No worries, when Secretary of DHS Sheila Jackson Lee comes to round up this YT, I’ll just spout ebonics, start snapping fingers, and say that I’m an albino African American.

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  36. Sam Adams says:

    Actually this may be good news. I don’t want a competent person in charge of the agency that is spying on all Americans. Probably the more dysfunctional, the better (although the unsupervised intelligent workers might cause a lot of problems).

    Seriously, with her in charge, are we really worried that more terrorists might cross our southern border? Will there be more Muslims admitted into the country?

  37. bobdog says:

    It must be her towering intellect and keen fashion sense.

  38. Vic Kelley says:

    No. This has to be prevented.

  39. TED says:

    You mean the nutty BITCH that assulted a guard becfause he asked for her security card! Yah, she is the one we need protecting our security. The only way the Black caucus could get any dumber is to get blacker.

  40. DC says:

    Planet of the what?

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  43. Apostle53 says:

    TED I think you mean Cynthia McKinney. I am surprised Obama hasn’t nominated her fr something; but she ran against him on the Green Party Ticket.

  44. just sayin says:

    That sweating monkey looks like she’s surrounded by a cloud of bad smells. She should be put in the DC zoo.

  45. oldguy says:

    Let me point out that voting for a Democrat in 2016 will not be just a vote for that candidate.

  46. Louisiana Steve says:

    Feeling kind of vulnerable now…sort of defenseless.

  47. Rev Haywood Japissoff says:

    What her as dumb sister Corrine Brown wasnt available?

  48. jarhead says:

    OMG another chimp in power!

  49. bobdog says:

    Just look into the future a bit. Imagine this woman addressing Congress and the media about the current national security assessment.

    Now add a laugh track.

    Let that sink in for a second.

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  53. JD says:

    Smart republicans would support her nomination, especially tany that dont like the DHS. It would b great to see another African face on poster “Those who were in charge” when the Amurikan empire falls. U r not going to run a 1st world civilization with 3rd & 4th world non whites

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