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Feb 04 2014

Six-Year-Old Suspended for Four Days for Possessing Mini-Cheddars

To build a utopian future, educrats must drive home that there will be zero tolerance for the politically incorrect. This includes foods not deemed to be sufficiently healthy:

A six-year-old boy who went to school with a bag of Mini Cheddars in his packed lunch has been suspended for four days after teachers said it contravened its healthy eating policy.

Riley Pearson, from Colnbrook, near Slough, was excluded from Colnbrook C of E Primary School after teachers discovered the snack and called in his parents.

A vestigial remnant of the British spirit that fought off the Nazis appears to survive:

Riley’s mother, airport shuttle worker Natalie Mardle, 24, said: ‘We just do not see how they have the right to tell us what we can feed our son. … Surely the headteacher has better things to do with his time than search lunchboxes?’

On the contrary, public schools in both the UK and US seem to have no higher priority than to drive deep into developing minds that representatives of the government have the right to impose their will in all matters. It is up to parents to drive it even deeper that they do not.

Mini Cheddars
Streng verboten.

On a tip from the Only Other Conservative in Seattle.

14 Responses to “Six-Year-Old Suspended for Four Days for Possessing Mini-Cheddars”

  1. Xavier says:

    If educrats would enact a strict policy of removing the first knuckle of the little finger for the first offense, second knuckle for second offense etc, these pint sized hooligans would soon learn to bring government sanctioned food in the lunchbox. No exceptions, no anesthesia. /

  2. Marmo says:

    When the government controls the health care system, as it does in the UK, they can and will force you to live what they determine is a healthy lifestyle. They will dictate what you can eat and how and when you should exercise.

  3. Doug says:

    And people are still afraid of standing firm and bringing the same force to bear against the enemies of liberty that is brought against us.


  4. facebkwallflower says:

    That little bag of crackers would have given the kid four more grams of protein which is needed for brain power. They are not unhealthy and is a healthy alternative to chips or Doritos. The sodium is at 17% and the fat at 16% of the recommended daily allowance FOR A 2000 calorie diet. Now, since children need MORE than that, the percentages are actually lower. With four grams of protein against 18 grams carbs, this is a real food source and is not even in the snack category. The kid has a smart mother who knows how to pack a smart lunch.

  5. ThisObamaNation says:

    Was This Mere Possession Of Mini-Cheddars Or Was He Charged With Possession Of Mini-Cheddars With The Intent To Distribute?

    Did You Ever Think You Would See The Day When Marijuana Was Practically Legal And Mini-Cheddars Would Be A Controlled Substance?

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  6. TED says:

    The liberal contest to see WHO can be the most outrageiously idiotic. It would be funny if they wern’t dragging us down with their stupidity.

  7. TED says:

    Bet these meet their standards!


  8. JTW says:

    you heretic!
    Don’t you know that a government approved healthy “diet” has 0% fat, 0% protein (unless it’s soy of course), no sodium, and 500 calories a day irrespective of the age of the subject?

  9. Jeanettesca says:

    The parents obviously don’t get that Riley is not their child, he belongs to the state.

  10. Spurwing Plover says:

    Time to kick the wheat germ inhaling health freaks out of the school we dont need to food police in our schools monitoring food and forcing kids to eat nothing but healthy puke paste

  11. rex freeway says:

    In High school we would leave school property and go to Taco Bell or McDonalds. If you did that now would they imprison your parents or put you in a foster home?

  12. RockThisTown says:

    Vladimir! Confiscate this contraband food, some kind of weird yellow square things! Now, Riley, you will eat your pack of government-made pellets & like it!

  13. Spurwing Plover says:

    I can still remember having parties at school and we had cupcakes,cookies,punch and such things without the food police getting involved

  14. 762x51 says:

    “Possessing Mini-Cheddars”

    Oh, the humanity . . .

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