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Dec 15 2017

Slate Spews Yuletide Hatred at Wholesome Hallmark Channel

Providing a haven where the culture of America’s core population can continue to persist has earned the Hallmark Channel an impressive endorsement; its very existence enrages Slate — especially during the Christmas season:

In 2017, the network is premiering 21 original Christmas movies (up from 20 last year)—42 hours of sugary, sexist, preposterously plotted, plot hole–festooned, belligerently traditional, ecstatically Caucasian cheer. …

Hallmark’s Countdown to Christmas films … brim with white heterosexuals who exclusively, emphatically, and endlessly bellow “Merry Christmas” to every lumberjack and labradoodle they pass. They’re centered on beauty-pageant heroines and strong-jawed heroes with white-nationalist haircuts.

The absence of Muslims, sexual deviants, feminists, and “interethnicity relationships” makes Slate grumpier than Ebenezer Scrooge on a bumpy carriage ride during a hemorrhoid flare-up. Worse, there are not enough blacks — and just when cultural Marxists had gotten accustomed to seeing their favorite race overrepresented on television by several times the actual percentage of the population.

Spittle flecks of rage fly forth at the Countdown to Christmas plots, which are contemptuously depicted as “character urges the female lead to abandon her career in the Big Liberal City to restore traditions and family in her hometown” and “white woman must fall in love with white man and save Christmas, her career (often as a decorator, baker, or party planner), and her family within a week of meeting white man.”

If only just a few of the lead characters could be transsexual dope fiend terrorists from Somalia, liberals would be able to relate.

Worse even than all the white faces is Christmas itself — or “Christmas fever,” as Slate calls it:

This malady is unnamed and treated as joyful in Hallmarkland, but it culminates in a contagious psychosis in which everyone sees Christmas as the lifeblood of human existence.

Too bad moonbats’ hearts don’t grow like the Grinch’s. But that won’t happen until they overcome their festering hatred of everything normal, traditional, healthy, decent, and wholesome.

On a tip from Varla.

39 Responses to “Slate Spews Yuletide Hatred at Wholesome Hallmark Channel”

  1. Franklyfrank says:

    Two words for the writer(s) at Slate: Don’t watch.
    Sounds like he’s jealous that no “beauty pageant queens” or “strong jawed heroes” work for Slate.
    One more thing, I am calling him out on his racist comments about white people: “White nationalist haircuts”; sick of people like you hating white people because they’re white, I ask AGAIN, how is that any less racist than minorities being hated for their race??? Hint: IT ISN’T, but I guess a man-bun wearing hipster, Leftist doofus doesn’t get hypocrisy.

  2. Troy McClure says:

    Those movies drive me crazy too… but my solution is to watch reruns of the Trailer Park Boys

  3. Jim Lehey says:

    We thank you for your support


    Here’s another Hallmark Moment brought to you by Crooked Mueller:
    (no idea why the other one won’t work)

  5. SolidusRaccoon says:

    I am a proud white, straight, Christian, American, conservative male. And even I find these movies boring and predictable, They are basically romantic comedy chick flicks with a “Christmas” theme. Die Hard is a better Christmas movie than these.

  6. Wilberforce says:

    “…belligerently traditional…”

    Ah, thanks for the ‘poker tell’. We’ll just keep it up and increase it now. 🙂

  7. Mister Zag says:

    Don’t knock the man bun buster.

  8. Franklyfrank says:

    No offense to you, personally, Mister Zag.

  9. bob says:

    I love white heterosexuals. could the idiots at slate name another country that has done so much for the world than the one created by white heterosexuals.

  10. bob says:

    what an arrogant piece of crap. who gave him the “right” to speak on behalf of the American people?

  11. MAS says:

    If it makes the leftists mad you’re on the right track. If it makes them sputter, cuss, and even attack you’re closer to killing their sacred cows…

  12. Frank says:

    A white Santa at the mall was beaten senseless by herd black women wearing enormous hair extensions and 2-inch fake nails for shouting “Ho! Ho! Ho!”

  13. Frank says:

    “Black privilege!”

  14. Anonymous says:

    Only trigglypuffs and pajama boys– Leftism’s finest!

  15. CRC60 says:

    Two thumbs up on this one Dave.

  16. Mr. Freemarket says:

    “Chick flick” is the operative term. A guy watching them better have his sweetie next to him, or else he needs to consult a doctor about having low “T”.

  17. physicsnut says:

    the reason for the season
    // messiah –

  18. JoeFen ✓ ᵛᵉryᶠrᶦᵉᵈ says:


  19. JackisBack says:

    It’s more than alright to be White; in fact it’s Dy-no-mite!.

  20. MAS says:

    In his mind folks like us aren’t Americans…

  21. JeffersonSpinningInGrave says:

    I was thinking similar. But obviously there’s an audience for this, so fine and fine. And if Salon doesn’t like it, they don’t have to watch it. Much like I don’t often read Salon. Though, I guess Moonbattery and similar outlets basically seek out the worst of the leftist craziness and concentrate it. I know people who are Salon-level crazy, work with people who are Salon-level crazy. But I have to admit that on a day-to-day basis I could mostly avoid the crazy. I go through periods when I do.

  22. Eddie_Valiant says:

    Their answer to your question would be “white men exploited them…” They would answer you by using the tools created by those white me, i.i., computers, cell phones, etc.

  23. master of sinanju says:

    Same thing they tell us conservatives, go start your own channel to peddle your filth and debauchery. Boprah started her own channel BUT if it wasnt in cable/satellite bundles it would not be around, just like bet, culture garbage being kept afloat through bundling . I will safely bet that if cable/satellite was a la carte A LOT of people would dump all the garbage.

  24. Eddie_Valiant says:

    My wife binges on the Hallmark channel if she gets the remote first, and, probably like you, I leave the room and go to my workshop.

    Perhaps I’ll rethink that plan and start watching those movies now that I know it’s pissing off the brain-dead left a$$holes.

  25. Eddie_Valiant says:

    In any world where there’s a rule of law, Holder would be spending his Christmas in prison, having Christmas Kwanza dinner with his boyfriend named Malala.

  26. FromNJ says:

    I guess Slate wanted to beat the other whiny liberal scold websites to the punch by posting their annual “I Hate Christmas” article this week..

  27. master of sinanju says:

    They really dont bother me too much, I enjoy SOME of them. The one with ed assner ( yes I spelled his name like that , he is a loon) when he ran a lumber mill with his family and put up a soldier , My wife and I enjoyed that one very much. I will confess I have watched it by myself a time or two. Am I a soyboy? No, I am a God fearing bible thumping red blooded patriotic American. One
    of my best friends ( retired A.F. ) whom I have known since high school once paid me a very special compliment, he told me if my circumstances would have been different and I would have been born in a different time I would be considered a warrior poet. What man here has not been moved to tears or some kind of emotion when seeing the beauty of Gods creation, when the first child or grandchild is born? Giving your daughter away at her wedding? Seeing the love in a womans eyes for YOU for the 1st time? Irish proverb, true strength lies in gentleness.

  28. Larry Geiger says:

    It’s a business. Hallmark is a business. If they have viewers and make money then it’s none of “Slates” business. If “Slate” has viewers and makes money then they are just doing the same thing. So shut up. Good grief…

  29. BPatMann says:

    Hallmark to Slate: Thanks for the advertising!

  30. Frank says:

    Hallmark movies; where nobody ever gets laid! Geeezzz… it IS like being married!

  31. Mr. Freemarket says:

    Ouch. Sounds like one doesn’t have a very happy relationship.

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  35. Kram says:

    The complainers are free to watch JLTV (jewish), BETV, NFL, NBA (black), or Al Jezeera (other).
    They can also turn the set off

  36. Here we go says:


  37. NJ>VA>'BAMA-->THE BLUEWAVE says:

    Thank god…it’s about time White Santa got some justice

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