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May 28 2018

Starbucks Sensitivity Training Video

In a pathetic display of obsequiousness in the face of black crybullying, the world’s most pretentious coffee shop chain will close all 8,000 stores tomorrow afternoon to submit employees to social justice brainwashing at an estimated cost of $12 million. Here’s a preview of the Starbucks sensitivity training that baristas are in for:

Due to submissive new policies allowing noncustomers to hang out, Starbucks will in effect become public restrooms/homeless shelters. Hopefully, it won’t be long before this annoying company chokes to death on its own insufferable moonbattery.

On a tip from Lyle.




4 Responses to “Starbucks Sensitivity Training Video”

  1. […] Who can blame the barista for being petrified of ejecting weirdos after all 8,000 stores were closed last month at an estimated cost of $12 million so that employees could be subjected to inclusivity brainwashing? […]

  2. […] Who can blame the barista for being petrified of ejecting weirdos after all 8,000 stores were closed last month at an estimated cost of $12 million so that employees could be subjected to inclusivity brainwashing? […]

  3. […] its characteristic pandering to political correctness into overdrive, subjecting employees to social justice brainwashing and allowing lowlifes to hang out and use the bathrooms without making purchases. According to the […]

  4. […] its characteristic pandering to political correctness into overdrive, subjecting employees to social justice brainwashing and allowing lowlifes to hang out and use the bathrooms without making purchases. According to the […]

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