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Jul 03 2013

Still More Obsequious Pandering to Gitmo Terrorists

In any sane country, the irredeemable worst-of-the-worst terrorists getting fat at Club Gitmo would be interrogated aggressively and then lined up in front of a machine gun. In a country run by dhimmi moonbats,

Americans are supposed to have sympathy for the accused terrorist detainees now on hunger strike to protest supposedly cruel conditions at the US military prison in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba.

“I don’t want these individuals to die,” President Obama recently lamented, adding he intends to close Gitmo and transfer the detainees to US prisons.

But just a few years ago, detainees got so plump from overeating hummus and other dishes from the camp’s Islamically correct menu that commanders specially ordered treadmills to help them lose weight.

Then they ordered them again — because they weren’t made by Muslims.

We non-Muslims are unclean, you see.

“Even the hunger strikers were gaining weight because of all the food, so we go out and buy all this exercise equipment and throw it in the rec yard,” a Gitmo official said of a 2007 requisition. “Within the first week, there were guys saying, ‘Hey, this stuff is made in the US — made by infidels — and we’re not going to use it.’

“So what did we do?” added the official, who requested anonymity. “We took all of that s–t out, gave it to the soldiers to use, and bought them equipment that was made in a Muslim part of the world.”

Why not? Infidel taxpayers have plenty of money. Think of it as jizya.

Muslim-made exercise equipment to help hunger strikers burn off extra pounds isn’t the only enticement our government offers our enemies as a reward for waging a terror campaign against us:

He said they get as many as four choices of halal meals and have access to a new $750,000 soccer field. Islamic prayer beads and rugs are now “standard issue.” They get their choice of more than 10,000 Islamic books and videos stocked by a Muslim librarian, who also records soccer and Arabic TV for them. They even have their own clerics to preach to them in Arabic.

Everyone gets a Koran, paperback or hardback, along with little hammocks to keep their holy book from touching the ground when not in use.

That would be the “holy book” from which they draw inspiration to murder as many innocent Americans as possible.

Guards are prohibited from handling the books. The Muslim librarian is “the only one that’s allowed to touch the Korans anymore, per detainee request,” the official said. “If I went into the Koran room and started rifling through a Koran, I could be fired.”

But no one gets a Bible, because the Bible could “incite” the terrorists.

Not only the Bible but also the American flag is banned, lest it offend the terrorists. It cannot be flown anywhere they might see it.

In short,

Gitmo is no longer a prison camp; it’s a state-sponsored madrassa.

It costs taxpayers $800,000 per year to maintain this cushy farce.

Yet still the terrorists complain about their accommodations, still their benefactor Barack Hussein publicly weeps for them, and still the American public tolerates rule by liberals.

september 11
How to win an $800,000 per year vacation.

On a tip from Wingmann.

8 Responses to “Still More Obsequious Pandering to Gitmo Terrorists”

  1. Softly Bob says:

    Lock ’em up. Interrogate them. Make them eat non-halal food.If they need spiritual guidance, give them a Bible. Ban all Korans. Don’t allow them prayer time. Have them live and sleep in single cells (no ‘man love’ for them).
    Show them that being in Gitmo is no picnic!

  2. Bo Jangles says:

    “Showdown looms in Egypt, where military, led by General Abdel-Fattah el-Sissi has set 10 a.m. ET deadline for President Morsi to address concerns of people or leave office, saying army will die to defend its people against any ‘terrorist, radical or fool…” — FoxNews

    If we had such dedicated military leaders, rather than the PC’ized bureaucrats that head our military, the Marxist Muslim in the Oval Office would be gone.

  3. wingmann says:

    Obviously we still has some downside to go based on the milquetoast response from the American people when it comes to crap like this.

  4. whotothewhat says:

    Whats next conjugal visits? I guess that would mean the military would have to fly goats from Pakistan.

  5. Flu-Bird says:


  6. Jay Guevara says:

    “If I went into the Koran room and started rifling through a Koran, I could be fired.”

    So I’m guessing that ripping out a page and wiping my ass with it would not go down well, right?

  7. Mr. Rational says:

    I’m guessing that ripping out a page and wiping my ass with it would not go down well, right?

    You could probably make good money, selling toilet paper printed with the Verse of the Sword (in Arabic, not English).

    You’d probably also have a short life expectancy.  Not that I wouldn’t be one of your customers so long as the transaction was cash-and-carry.  I just wouldn’t expect you to serve the market for long… and I sure hope you’d put a few MFers in the morgue unlike the disarmed europeans under threat (like Lars H.).

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