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Jun 03 2020

Stormtroopers Enforce Social Distancing Protocol at Disney Springs

It isn’t just watching the establishment egg on a nationwide mob of savages as it assaults police, loots, and burns down our country. Everywhere you look, the scene is sinister and surreal — even at Disney Springs:

The Disney Springs shopping and dining complex at the Walt Disney World Resort has only recently reopened for guests after closing months ago amid the coronavirus health crisis. Visitors are currently required to undergo temperature screenings, wear masks and abide by new physical distancing protocols, some of which are indicated by ground markings or physical barriers — and some of which are shouted at you by a couple of wisecracking Stormtroopers.

Suspicions that we are living in a science fiction movie have been confirmed.

Too bad Stormtroopers aren’t deployed against rioters.

On a tip from MAS.



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