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Mar 14 2019

Students Fight for Right to Free Fabric Softener

Useless moonbats attending Sarah Lawrence College (annual tuition: $55,900), no doubt at someone else’s expense, have issued a long list of demands. Like a lot of greedy, arrogant nonsense, the demands are justified by the preposterous lie that the supposedly marginalized (which mostly means nonwhites but also includes militant sexual deviants) are somehow put upon. From the list:

• Free winter housing with a “communal kitchen” containing “dry goods from the food pantry”
• Free laundry detergent and fabric softener for all students
• Special housing for students of color
• On-campus jobs prioritize the hiring of international students
• Prevent students of color from being educated about history by “racist white professors”
• Reject funding from the Charles Koch Foundation and review the tenure of “racist” professor Sam Abrams
• All students have unlimited access to therapy sessions
• Permanent funding for minority student unions that is not paid for by the student body

Sam Abrams serves as their Emmanuel Goldstein because he wrote an editorial calling for ideological diversity.

They also demand that they not be punished for displays of “civil disobedience” like occupying the president’s office. I wasn’t aware that these brats are ever punished anyway; otherwise, wouldn’t they have been expelled by now?

This gives an idea of what a farce higher education has become: 36 faculty members have signed the absurd list of demands. They ought to be expelled too, in favor of instructors who have achieved an adult level of maturity.

This is what students do instead of learn to carry forth our cultural heritage at liberal arts colleges these days:

No way should even a penny of taxpayer money go to overpriced daycare services for 20-year-old kindergartners, directly or indirectly. We need to seriously rethink what college is for and who should be there.

Hat tip: Maggie’s Farm.

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