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Apr 03 2019

Surgically Transformed Into a Space Alien

Progressivism always has to progress. What’s next after the social engineers have finished normalizing transsexuals? Maybe the media will demand that we applaud when someone pretends to be a space alien. Jareth Nebula blazes a trail:

After being born a woman, the space fan transitioned to become a man four years ago.

But pretending to be a man didn’t resolve her issues, so…

The 33-year-old has since shunned both genders in favour of life as an alien.

She really is a space alien. She was assigned an earthling identity at birth, but this has been surgically corrected:

Nipple removal surgery and other operations have helped Jareth to “feel less human”.

As for her preferred pronoun,

Jareth would rather be referred to as “thing” or “it” rather than “he” or “she”.

Say Jareth,

“I don’t think or feel like humans. I can’t really explain it to others – I’m simply otherworldly.”

Her mental condition has caused her to deform herself to the point where she doesn’t look much like a human either.

Jareth currently works as a barber shop receptionist, but when the rest of the aliens arrive from outer space, she will no doubt be elevated to a loftier position.

Jareth says she “will continue to become more alien-like every day.” That’s hard to imagine, but somehow she will manage. The same goes for society in general as moonbattery causes it to collapse into grotesquerie.

On a tip from 1-Bodhisattva.

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