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Jul 09 2015

The Politically Correct Dukes of Hazzard

Even if TV Land pulled Dukes of Hazzard reruns due to the roof of the General Lee now being a thought crime, we can at least watch the Politically Correct Dukes of Hazzard:

On tips from Anne and Wiggins.



38 Responses to “The Politically Correct Dukes of Hazzard”

  1. Chronos Z. Wonderpig says:

    thbbbbt!!

  2. Chronos Z. Wonderpig says:

    thbbbbt!!

  3. LMAO! “Making a difference on the Oxygen Network”. Perfect. =))

  4. Donna M says:

    Whad-da-ya-mean, Blonde?
    I see this vegan bowl of granola walking around everyday!
    They must be starved, for lack of an appropriate lifestyle, nutritional diet..
    Ya’ can’t just subsist on fruits, nuts and flakes alone.

  5. Donna M says:

    Whad-da-ya-mean, Blonde?
    I see this vegan bowl of granola walking around everyday!
    They must be starved, for lack of an appropriate lifestyle, nutritional diet..
    Ya’ can’t just subsist on fruits, nuts and flakes alone.

  6. Donna M says:

    Where’s that infamous EYE BLEACH!

  7. Donna M says:

    Where’s that infamous EYE BLEACH!

  8. They probably are on a fat-free diet too, Donna. Starve the brain of fat and BAM…there goes the few functioning brain-cells they had left after their PC conditioning.

    The brain needs fat (good fat idyllically, of course).

  9. Saxon Warrior says:

    But Boss Hogg was always the bad guy – the conniving, money-grabbing liar and major villain of the show.
    They portrayed him as Black….. this is Politically incorrect as it suggests that Black People are thieves that can’t be trusted!
    I’m sorry but it fails the PC test. Nice try. Seven out of ten for effort but it’s not good enough…
    Go back and do it again. This time Daisy has to be a lesbian and I want to see the cousins Bo and Luke kissing each other at the end.
    Moonbats are never satisfied. PC is never PC enough!

  10. Donna M says:

    Right, its that diminished brain pan.
    Not bed pan!
    They do tend to confuse the two.

  11. Saxon Warrior says:

    But Boss Hogg was always the bad guy – the conniving, money-grabbing liar and major villain of the show.
    They portrayed him as Black….. this is Politically incorrect as it suggests that Black People are thieves that can’t be trusted!
    I’m sorry but it fails the PC test. Nice try. Seven out of ten for effort but it’s not good enough…
    Go back and do it again. This time Daisy has to be a lesbian and I want to see the cousins Bo and Luke kissing each other at the end.
    Moonbats are never satisfied. PC is never PC enough!

  12. Donna M says:

    Right, its that diminished brain pan.
    Not bed pan!
    They do tend to confuse the two.

  13. Son_of_Taz says:

    Here ya go Donna. Splash liberally – oooops – I mean carefully

  14. Eddie_Valiant says:

    Here ya go Donna. Splash liberally – oooops – I mean carefully

  15. Donna M says:

    Hahahahaaah, hahahaaaah
    Perfect, I’ll never have to worry about seeing this kind of real life nonsense, EVER
    AGAIN!
    Hey Taz,
    Got anything for the auditorally offended!
    Besides, getting my ears melted off!

  16. Donna M says:

    Hahahahaaah, hahahaaaah
    Perfect, I’ll never have to worry about seeing this kind of real life nonsense, EVER
    AGAIN!
    Hey Taz,
    Got anything for the auditorally offended!
    Besides, getting my ears melted off!

  17. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

    Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

    LOL!

  18. Mike_W20 says:

    Daisy Duke is cute 🙂

  19. Mike_W20 says:

    Daisy Duke is cute 🙂

  20. Mike_W20 says:

    Fats, especially politically incorrect fats, also provide insulation against the caustic effects of alcohol.

  21. Mike_W20 says:

    Fats, especially politically incorrect fats, also provide insulation against the caustic effects of alcohol.

  22. Mike_W20 says:

    When I saw Boss Hogg in this skit, I thought it was Al Sharpton before his weight loss.

  23. Mike_W20 says:

    When I saw Boss Hogg in this skit, I thought it was Al Sharpton before his weight loss.

  24. Momster says:

    Shouldn’t Daisy Duke be wearing a baggy pant suit?

  25. Momster says:

    Shouldn’t Daisy Duke be wearing a baggy pant suit?

  26. Yessiree, Mike. Especially the lecithin in those evil egg yolks.

  27. Mike_W20 says:

    Blonde-Bond 007, I’ll see your Enya and raise you a Daddy Cool

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQfAZVsz6KM

  28. Mike_W20 says:

    Blonde-Bond 007, I’ll see your Enya and raise you a Daddy Cool

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQfAZVsz6KM

  29. Donna M says:

    Ooooh yeah!
    5 CDs and a ga-zillion downloads!

  30. Donna M says:

    Ooooh yeah!
    5 CDs and a ga-zillion downloads!

  31. MicahStone says:

    Hazzard is in the South – so NOT PC !
    You must watch the NEW “Dukes” instead….

  32. MicahStone says:

    Hazzard is in the South – so NOT PC !
    You must watch the NEW “Dukes” instead….

  33. Momster says:

    Blonde, HI! When my dad was a kid people were told not to eat egg whites (!) because egg white had albumin in them and would put albumin in your kidneys, causing kidney disease. Then it was egg yolks you weren’t supposed to eat (lecithin, cholesterol, fat). Now eggs are OK. Its just the food-scare du jour.

  34. Momster says:

    Blonde, HI! When my dad was a kid people were told not to eat egg whites (!) because egg white had albumin in them and would put albumin in your kidneys, causing kidney disease. Then it was egg yolks you weren’t supposed to eat (lecithin, cholesterol, fat). Now eggs are OK. Its just the food-scare du jour.

  35. JoeK says:

    That is one sick fucking joke!!

  36. JoeK says:

    That is one sick fucking joke!!


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