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Feb 11 2019

The Shepherd’s Crook as Thoughtcrime

Better keep your kids away from Toy Story 4. PETA has revealed that the movie is “problematic,” based on a shepherd’s crook appearing in a trailer:

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PETA further addressed the issue in a statement on its webpage, which called for the crook to be removed. “PETA is calling on director Josh Cooley to complete the character’s transformation by retiring her crook — a tool historically used to hook lambs by the legs and neck in the wool industry,” the statement reads.

Crooks are “a symbol of domination” over sheep because they “force these gentle animals to move.” Shepherd’s crooks are thoughtcrime. Henceforth, all depictions of crooks are forbidden and will be consigned to the Memory Hole. Fortuitously, his includes many depictions of Jesus.

If you let your children be seen at a movie that includes a shepherd’s crook, it could rob them of a career later in life. Isis Davis-Marks might snap a picture and go public with it a generation down the road.

On a tip from Jester.



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