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Jun 17 2020

Thought Police Come After Aunt Jemima

Piece by piece, they will abolish every picayune bit of Americana for being racist. A black lady featured on syrup bottles for generations? Racist:

Aunt Jemima syrup and pancakes will be completely rebranded and their packages redesigned, Quaker Oats announced on Wednesday, out of recognition that “Aunt Jemima’s origins are based on a racial stereotype.”

The Aunt Jemima brand has been around for 130 years. Anything that old must be abolished. It was a natural target for the BLM-inspired mob to attack in the name of its intolerant ideology.

“As we work to make progress toward racial equality through several initiatives, we also must take a hard look at our portfolio of brands and ensure they reflect our values and meet our consumers’ expectations,” Kristin Kroepfl, vice president and chief marketing officer of Quaker Foods North America, said in a press release.

The phrase “reflect our values” coming from a corporate mouthpiece translates to “comply with leftist ideology.”

The company is offering $5 million to the “Black community” to prove it isn’t racist. Maybe the money will be used to bail out Black Lives Matter thugs so they can continue to fight racial stereotypes by rioting and looting.

Not having a black lady on the syrup bottle will be exclusionary and therefore also racist. Maybe they should just declare syrup to be racist.

These bottles are a thought crime.

On tips from FighttheBeast and Mr. Freemarket.

2 Responses to “Thought Police Come After Aunt Jemima”

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