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Nov 06 2015

Time to Panic: Global Warming Could Make There Be Too Many Lobsters

When it comes to the global warming hoax, finding new ways to panic gullible fools requires ever more creativity:

PEI Could Be Overrun With Lobster Because of Climate Change, Say Experts

Due to warming water trends, experts say the province of Prince Edward Island could become a veritable hatchery for lobster within a half-century. …

“With the temperature increasing in P.E.I. waters and decreasing the number of days a baby lobster is susceptible, you have less predation and an increase in settlement size lobsters,” says Memorial University grad student Ryan Stanley, who is the grandson of a lobster fisherman in P.E.I.

Anyone who has seen Attack of the Crab Monsters has some idea what horrors could be in store for the island. Hopefully our benevolent moonbat overlords can seize control of the climate through taxation and regulation in time.

Islands taken over by lobsters. Add it to The List.

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Godzilla attempts to defend the island.

On a tip from Steve T.



62 Responses to “Time to Panic: Global Warming Could Make There Be Too Many Lobsters”

  1. Jefferson says:

    Oh, this one is easy. Just give me a cracker, one of those skinny forks, a bib, and some drawn butter. Cold beer optional, but appreciated. I’ll have this taken care of in no time.

  2. Jefferson says:

    Oh, this one is easy. Just give me a cracker, one of those skinny forks, a bib, and some drawn butter. Cold beer optional, but appreciated. I’ll have this taken care of in no time.

  3. Mike_W20 says:

    mmmm…lobster

  4. Mike_W20 says:

    mmmm…lobster

  5. 762x51 says:

    Supply goes up, the price comes down. Imagine a buy one get one free sale on lobster at the supermarket. Having too much food available is clearly a problem.

    Now if GW would just affect beef the same way . . .

  6. 762x51 says:

    Supply goes up, the price comes down. Imagine a buy one get one free sale on lobster at the supermarket. Having too much food available is clearly a problem.

    Now if GW would just affect beef the same way . . .

  7. 762x51 says:

    I don’t like seafood so you can have mine. Now if it was steak, I’d be on it like a fat kid on a cupcake.

  8. 762x51 says:

    I don’t like seafood so you can have mine. Now if it was steak, I’d be on it like a fat kid on a cupcake.

  9. Happy says:

    “Time to Panic: Global Warming Could Make There Be Too Many Lobsters”

    Hey, Dave B., as your freelance typo detector, I think you meant:

    ‘Time to Panic: Global Warming Could Mean There Will Be Too Many Lobsters’

    MMMMMMMMMM. Lobster.

    Isn’t it odd about the history of lobster? It used to be considered a peasant food! MMMMMMMM! Peasant food with dredged butter. MMMMMMMM!

  10. Happy says:

    Fat kid on a cupcake!

    Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!

  11. Happy says:

    On my 29th birthday, I lucked out at Red Lobster and had this HUGE Australian lobster tail that had to weigh at least 4 pounds! They literally had to bring it to me on a platter and the chef came out and kissed me on the cheek. Too sweet! My husband and I still talk about that experience to this day. lol!

  12. Appalled By The World says:

    Yay-Godzilla vs the Sea Monster! In the end he boiled that thing.

    Too bad we can’t have him do that to a few hundred globull warmists-it would be a fitting end for that bunch.

  13. Appalled By The World says:

    Yay-Godzilla vs the Sea Monster! In the end he boiled that thing.

    Too bad we can’t have him do that to a few hundred globull warmists-it would be a fitting end for that bunch.

  14. MAS says:

    A rib eye and lobster tail with a good Porter barley pop is my idea of a fine evening out! Two lobster tails would just be a big old plus…I’ll take you up on the offer. 😉

  15. MAS says:

    A rib eye and lobster tail with a good Porter barley pop is my idea of a fine evening out! Two lobster tails would just be a big old plus…I’ll take you up on the offer. 😉

  16. MAS says:

    The sky is falling, the sky is falling…

    No wait a minute, more lobsters? Longer growing seasons means more vegetable crops plus grain yields so more rib eyes, barley pop, and baked potatoes? I’m all in!

  17. MAS says:

    The sky is falling, the sky is falling…

    No wait a minute, more lobsters? Longer growing seasons means more vegetable crops plus grain yields so more rib eyes, barley pop, and baked potatoes? I’m all in!

  18. Happy says:

    App, I haven’t seen you in this sour of a mood for some time?

    Something you want to get off your chest? ((HUGS))

    Here’s something funny for you:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7Y0I91rubg

  19. Happy says:

    Better not look away if you’re at my table. You might be sans one lobster tail if you blink!

  20. Hungjumper says:

    Good, bring on the melted butter.

  21. Hungjumper says:

    Good, bring on the melted butter.

  22. Giorgio Palmas says:

    I think I’ll buy some Red Lobster stock.

  23. Giorgio Palmas says:

    I think I’ll buy some Red Lobster stock.

  24. Kevin R. says:

    That’s nothing. In rejecting it Obama said if the Keystone pipeline went through it would make many places on earth uninhabitable.

  25. Kevin R. says:

    That’s nothing. In rejecting it Obama said if the Keystone pipeline went through it would make many places on earth uninhabitable.

  26. golfmax13 says:

    Reaction to too many lobsters:
    Liberals; the freaking oceans will flood the earth.
    Conservatives; the price of lobster will surely decrease.

  27. golfmax13 says:

    Reaction to too many lobsters:
    Liberals; the freaking oceans will flood the earth.
    Conservatives; the price of lobster will surely decrease.

  28. Appalled By The World says:

    Haha.
    Nah-I’m just my normal, charming self.

  29. Appalled By The World says:

    Haha.
    Nah-I’m just my normal, charming self.

  30. Mike_W20 says:

    Eating his pet lobster made Homer cry.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kW9_OTQal6Q
    Maybe we can all have pet lobsters in the future.

  31. Mike_W20 says:

    Eating his pet lobster made Homer cry.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kW9_OTQal6Q
    Maybe we can all have pet lobsters in the future.

  32. 762x51 says:

    Invest in drawn butter.

  33. 762x51 says:

    Invest in drawn butter.

  34. MAS says:

    Don’t worry about that fork embedded in the back of your hand…I’m old and crippled but still fast with my hands.

  35. MAS says:

    Don’t worry about that fork embedded in the back of your hand…I’m old and crippled but still fast with my hands.

  36. Happy says:

    Ha! Tricked you too! That was my hook!

    Argggggggggh, me matey!

    *licks chips guiltily full of your buttery lobster*

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  39. 20thCenturyVole says:

    In pre-Revolutionary America, it was common to feed slaves and indentured servants lobster, as it was the cheapest food around.

  40. 20thCenturyVole says:

    In pre-Revolutionary America, it was common to feed slaves and indentured servants lobster, as it was the cheapest food around.

  41. SammyPrissy12 says:

    Please explain how more taxation will enable politicians to change the climate.

  42. SammyPrissy12 says:

    Please explain how more taxation will enable politicians to change the climate.

  43. henbane88 says:

    What ISN’T global worming responsible for??? Let’s ask Ghostbusters:

    Dr. Peter Venkman: This city is headed for a disaster of biblical proportions.

    Mayor: What do you mean, “biblical”?

    Dr Ray Stantz: What he means is Old Testament, Mr. Mayor, real wrath of God type stuff.

    Dr. Peter Venkman: Exactly.

    Dr Ray Stantz: Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling!

    Dr. Egon Spengler: Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes…

    Winston Zeddemore: The dead rising from the grave!

    Dr. Peter Venkman: Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together… mass hysteria!

  44. magic1114 says:

    My God! There’s no such thing as too many lobsters! May 3 or 4 make the daily trek across my dinner plate…

  45. magic1114 says:

    My God! There’s no such thing as too many lobsters! May 3 or 4 make the daily trek across my dinner plate…

  46. magic1114 says:

    An oldie, but still damned funny!

  47. magic1114 says:

    An oldie, but still damned funny!

  48. magic1114 says:

    Would it be called Global Surf and Turfin’?

  49. magic1114 says:

    Would it be called Global Surf and Turfin’?

  50. Happy says:

    Yep! Timeless. =0))

  51. jarhead says:

    We need more global warming not less!

  52. jarhead says:

    We need more global warming not less!

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  54. Mannie says:

    Excellent. The price of lobster will come down.

  55. Mannie says:

    Excellent. The price of lobster will come down.

  56. Chris Smith says:

    Yummy!

  57. Son of Uncle Sam says:

    I am willing to fight back, I have a freezer full of butter, bring on the dreaded giant killer lobsters, I will protect all you global warming believers.

  58. Son of Uncle Sam says:

    I am willing to fight back, I have a freezer full of butter, bring on the dreaded giant killer lobsters, I will protect all you global warming believers.

  59. ronwf says:

    Back in Colonial days in the U.S., people would emigrate from Europe as “indentured servants”. The emigrants would sign a contract that would obligate them to work for the people who paid for their passage to the U.S. In return, those people would train them in a trade and house and feed them.

    In those contracts, the servants would often require that they be fed lobster no more than a maximum number of times per week. This was because in the Boston area lobsters were so common that you could pick them up for free off of the sea shore, so these servants’ masters would use them to feed their servants for free. Faced with a steady diet of lobsters and nothing else, the servants sought to get something else to eat via contract terms.

  60. ronwf says:

    Back in Colonial days in the U.S., people would emigrate from Europe as “indentured servants”. The emigrants would sign a contract that would obligate them to work for the people who paid for their passage to the U.S. In return, those people would train them in a trade and house and feed them.

    In those contracts, the servants would often require that they be fed lobster no more than a maximum number of times per week. This was because in the Boston area lobsters were so common that you could pick them up for free off of the sea shore, so these servants’ masters would use them to feed their servants for free. Faced with a steady diet of lobsters and nothing else, the servants sought to get something else to eat via contract terms.


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