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Mar 14 2013

Top US Admiral: Mythical Global Warming Is Top Military Threat

Fortunately, it doesn’t matter that the Marines are evidently running out of bullets, because the main threat our military will address under the direction of moonbats is impervious to small arms fire. That threat is the debunked hoax formerly known as global warming:

America’s top military officer in charge of monitoring hostile actions by North Korea, escalating tensions between China and Japan, and a spike in computer attacks traced to China provides an unexpected answer when asked what is the biggest long-term security threat in the Pacific region: climate change.

Navy Admiral Samuel J. Locklear III, in an interview at a Cambridge hotel Friday after he met with scholars at Harvard and Tufts universities, said significant upheaval related to the warming planet “is probably the most likely thing that is going to happen . . . that will cripple the security environment, probably more likely than the other scenarios we all often talk about.’’

While communist China continues a massive buildup of its military, financed in part by interest payments on our government’s debt, and North Korea belligerently threatens a preemptive nuclear attack on the US mainland, Locklear focuses on creating stockpiles of supplies in preparation for the rising of the seas foretold by moonbat prophet Al Gore.

At least Locklear is aware than communist China is edging closer to attacking our ally Japan. Naturally, he sympathizes with China.

“We have an ongoing number of disputes,” Locklear said. “It is not just about China and everybody else, because there are disputes between other partners down there, too. Sometimes I think the Chinese get handled a little too roughly on this.”

He also acknowledges the threat of a free and open Internet.

In the interview, he stressed the need for a global set of guidelines for the Internet and cyberspace, which he called the modern version of the 19th century’s “Wild West,” where “the only security you brought with you was what you carried on you.”

“We made cyberspace as kind of an ungoverned territory … and we haven’t been able to get our arms around how to govern it yet,” Locklear added.

But his main concern appears to be rising sea levels caused by melting ice, caused in turn by the global warming that has existed only in the minds of liberal ideologues and their dupes for 16 years now.

Elections have consequences. One consequence of electing left-wing kooks is that top military brass will also consist of kooks, or of yes men who do their bidding.

It is inconceivable that our military could remain viable indefinitely under current leadership.

Locklear: The voices tell him the seas are rising.

On a tip from Apostle53. Hat tip: Weasel Zippers.

39 Responses to “Top US Admiral: Mythical Global Warming Is Top Military Threat”

  1. Mattius says:

    There is something out there, which threatens our very existence, and may be the end of the human race as we know it. I’m talking, of course, about manbearpig. It is a creature that roams the earth alone. It is half man, half bear, and half pig. I’m super cereal!!! Why won’t anyone take me cereal? Excelsior!!!

  2. Mattius says:

    Am I the only one who thinks that Locklear looks like Glen Quagmire’s dad pre-op? I’m super cereal.

  3. Mattius says:

    This all makes sense now. Since Al-qaeda, the Taliban, and the Tea Party have all been defeated it’s time to focus on the real threat to humanity. I’m super duper cereal!!!

  4. the audacity of hype says:

    I thought ‘the one’ we were waiting for was going to stop the rise of the oceans?

  5. Flu-Bird says:

    The biggist threats to the nation are living in the UN and in the OVAL OFFICE

  6. GoinSane says:

    That Nancy-boy is as gay as a 3-dollar bill. And my gaydar has proven correct 99.7% of the time.

    I love the way that our government destroys our country from within while paying our enemies to grow stronger. Meanwhile, they want to disarm the people, which makes us a much weaker for target for our enemies (both foreign and domestic).

    Once the finally admit man made global warming is a hoax, they will jump back on the ozone layer – skin cancer band wagon, or maybe another ice age, or the extinction of a mosquito … ad nauseum.

  7. Sam Adams says:

    It is becoming clear now why some of the top brass think that putting women and men together on the front lines is a good idea. Ever since the 1980’s, we have allowed the clinically insane to roam the streets. Obviously some of them have wandered into the military command structure.

    God help the United States and those who are charged to protect her.

  8. Sam Adams says:

    the audacity of hype says:
    March 14, 2013 at 7:16 am

    I thought ‘the one’ we were waiting for was going to stop the rise of the oceans?

    Dear Leader would have done that, but was prevented by the Godless republicans. Another reason for eliminating all opposition.

  9. Henry says:

    “We made cyberspace as kind of an ungoverned territory … and we haven’t been able to get our arms around how to govern it yet”

    “The human race divides politically into those who want people to be controlled and those who have no such desire.”
    –Robert Heinlein

  10. SandyS says:

    He comes across as someone who is itching to come out from behind DADT. Just saying.

  11. manbearpig says:

    Yes master Algore I will churn the seas into a foamy frothing frenzy and no ship will be safe!

  12. Duke says:

    If it isn’t obvious by now, I’ll help clue you in: You can’t get to four stars on your shoulder boards unless you are in the correct political party (must be the same as the CinC), and you talk an outstanding line of party bullshit.

  13. Flu-Bird says:

    The biggist threat to humanity is ENVIROMENTALISM

  14. Jodie says:

    It’s funny how liberals will ask questions like, “Why would a loving God allow [fill in the blank]?” The answer is that; although, God is a loving God, He is also an angry God. His anger is against those who would harm his people. These idiots who purport to know how to control the world and its climate better than God does, will soon see His wrath! And I will cheer!

  15. dan says:

    ….the uber-squid needs to spend a little time on the beach….he’ll find the ocean where it’s always been

  16. dan says:

    Flu Bird : I thought a bout it and you have to include GOVERNMENT and RELIGION in the greatest threat category although some would argue that ENVIRONMENTALS are a cult
    …..well, all three have their mindless kool-aide drinking followers

  17. Gunny G says:

    Colonel Hackworth (RIP) nailed it in the 90’s with the rise of scummy officers during the Clinton years.

    Perfumed Princes.

  18. Dr. 9 says:

    Clowns like this admiral are not picked because they’re great military leaders. They’re picked because they are bureaucrats and easily manipulated by this Marxist administration, as is quite obvious. They believe being politically correct is more important than protecting the nation. He is one of the people responsible for “feminizing” our military.

    What’s that loud sound we hear off in the distance you say? That’s the whole world laughing at us.

  19. Elizabeth says:

    He looks like my uncle who’s a poofter

  20. Doug says:

    “Do these gold epaulets make my ears look too big?”

  21. Flu-Bird says:

    Relegiion like is practiced by the eco-wackos during their EARTH DAY get togethers where they worship GAIA howl at the full moon and kneel lotus style around a tree going OOOOOOMMMMMMM OOOOOOOOMMMMMMM OOOOOOOMMMMMM

  22. Flu-Bird says:

    I didnt watch AVATAR and i never will

  23. Ghost of FA Hayek says:

    A Navy man afraid of rising sea levels ?

  24. IslandLifer says:

    Hmmm, I never knew by folding your ear towards the noise can actually amplify it. Guess you can learn from a dummy.

  25. Mr Evilwrench says:

    Didn’t they change the title from CINCUS back at the start of WWII due to the ironic pronunciation? Maybe we should consider changing it back due to the ironic behavior.

  26. Dick Wrathbone says:

    He must’ve answered yes on the will you shoot American citizens question.

  27. Flu-Bird says:

    He needa a court martual and a section 8

  28. Logic_Mine says:

    The American people await his IMMEDIATE RESIGNATION.

  29. Sweep the leg says:

    20-1 this guy’s had a dick in his mouth.

    Just sayin’…

  30. Sweep the leg says:

    “He needa a court martual and a section 8”

    What’s a “court martual”, a virtual court martial?

  31. Jodie says:

    Oh, that’s so he can hear better. I thought he lost an earring!

  32. MAUdie N Mandeville says:


  33. grayjohn says:

    The Admiral is a butt pirate? Arrrrrrr! Fist me, me hearties! Global boning arrrrrr.

  34. Duke says:

    From his Wiki page:

    “In March, 2011, he commanded US Navy forces enforcing the Libyan no-fly zone, with overall command going to General Carter Ham.”

    Where did we hear about that particular General in regard to recent events in Libya?

  35. Flu-Bird says:

    Becuase no one fails DARTH VADER and lives

  36. Cleo Noelc says:

    I have had it ! I can no longer support my chain-of-command. Effective immediately I am resigning my officer commission and will go into retirement after 25 years service including two wars (Desert Storm 1991 and OEF Afghanistan 2009/10)! This Republic is beyond peaceful repair and I do not wish on anyone another American Civil War! Tyrannts will come for us but I will just cache my soon to be illegal weapons and ammo and prep for the coming abomination of desolation! GOD have mercy on us all!
    -CDR, USN

  37. Jester says:

    This guy definitely knows which side of his bread the butter is on.

  38. Steve says:

    “We made cyberspace as kind of an ungoverned territory … and we haven’t been able to get our arms around how to govern it yet,” What an arrogant turd. He didn’t make the internet and he has no right ‘govern’ it.

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