Even if this is the high-water mark for moonbattery, and after this year we turn back toward sanity, we will have nightmares about 2020 for the rest of our lives. Aria DiMezzo, a transsexual Satanist anarchist, has won the Republican nomination for Sheriff of Cheshire County, New Hampshire, running on the campaign slogan “F*** the Police.”

DiMezzo graciously observed that “totally oblivious” voters did not know what they were doing:

DiMezzo, the High Priestess of the Reformed Satanic Church, said [he is] running for the law enforcement position to oppose the “reckless” partisan electoral system that allowed [him] to become the Republican nominee.

“More than 4,000 people went into the voting booth on September 8 this week, and they all filled in the circle by my name despite knowing absolutely nothing about the person they were nominating to the most powerful law enforcement position in the county.” DiMezzo wrote.

His point is well taken: know who you are voting for.

On tips from Bluto, David R, ABC of the ANC, and Dragon’s Lair.

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