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May 13 2013

United Nations Wants Us to Eat Bugs

What will life be like when the kooks infesting the United Nations achieve their objective of totalitarian control on behalf of the oppressed and the planet? For one thing, our diet will change:

Edible insects are being promoted as a low-fat, high-protein food for people, pets and livestock. According to the U.N., they come with appetizing side benefits: Reducing greenhouse gas emissions and livestock pollution, creating jobs in developing countries and feeding the millions of hungry people in the world.

According to the UN masterminds, bugs have less fat per gram than ground beef, and are chock full of healthy minerals, although they admit that flies and termites are less popular than tastier beetles and wasps.

More importantly,

Insects on average can convert 2 kilograms (4.4 pounds) of feed into 1 kilogram (2.2 pounds) of edible meat. In comparison, cattle require 8 kilograms (17.6 pounds) of feed to produce a kilogram of meat. Most insects raised for food are likely to produce fewer environmentally harmful greenhouse gases than livestock, the U.N. agency says.

You may not like the idea of bugs sinking their evil mandibles into your tongue as they wriggle in your mouth, or of their yellow pus-like innards exploding down your throat when you bite down, but your personal preferences are of little concern when the best interests of the planet are involved.

Bugs figure into other ingenious schemes:

A 3 million euro ($4 million) European Union-funded research project is studying the common housefly to see if a lot of flies can help recycle animal waste by essentially eating it while helping to produce feed for animals such as chickens. Right now farmers can only use so much manure as fertilizer and many often pay handsome sums for someone to cart away animal waste and burn it.

A South African fly factory that rears the insects en masse to transform blood, guts, manure and discarded food into animal feed has won a $100,000 U.N.-backed innovation prize.

That is, the pointy-headed moonbats aspiring to world domination through transnational bureaucracies like the EU and UN want to unleash massive swarms of flies, like a Biblical plague.

When the flies are done eating the manure, we can eat the flies. This sort of efficiency should soon allow us to dispense with the last remnants of exploitative economic freedom.

On a tip from Muddypaw.



24 Responses to “United Nations Wants Us to Eat Bugs”

  1. James McEnanly says:

    What sort of bug you eat will probably be determined by your relations with the U.N hierarchy. Our masters will eat lobster, we peons will eat cockroaches

  2. Ummah Gummah says:

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    Sounds perfect, but remember, UN Weasels: Thursday is Soylent Green Day!

    Oh yumm!

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  3. Doug says:

    Can’t wait to see Bang Key Moonbat eat a pile o’ yummy cockroaches for the camera. He’ll smile and show the little legs stuck between his teeth.

  4. The Ministry of Love - Room 101 says:

    UN wants people to eat bugs? Fine instead of shipping US grain overseas as humanitarian aid we can send them shipping containeers full of dead flies, stink bugs, termites, cockroaches and other assorted creepy crawly things. That was we can feed the grain to our cattle and reduce beef prices and use the rest to hold down cereal prices.

  5. Ummah Gummah says:

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    I assume Obama will still be allowed his favorite: dog.

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  6. Ummah Gummah says:

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    This fits in so perfectly with Agenda 21. Everyone will be required to install these purple bug lamps to help collect dinner.

    Except our Enviro-Moonbat overlords, or course. They’ll be living on cozy farms in bucolic landscapes eating organic meats and produce.

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  7. Willem says:

    The UN is a terrorist organization. They can eat shit.

  8. Momster says:

    How about eating the UN? We could have, like, a giant pig roast! Yummy!

    Oh, well….that’s just TOO disgusting…I’d rather eat the pussy bug guts. Its more appetizing.

  9. Dr. 9 says:

    Just wait until queen Bloomberg reads this. He’ll be issuing new orders to NYC schools. He just ordered butter removed from the choices the kids have, now he has something to replace it with.

  10. Ummah Gummah says:

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    The question is, will moslems agree to eat bugs? Somehow I don’t think so:

    http://www.timesofisrael.com/syrian-rebel-eats-soldiers-heart/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter

    NOT FOR THE FAINT OF – ahem – HEART!

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  11. Henry says:

    You first, UN progs.

  12. Tax Slave says:

    Nixon unsuccessfully tried to get the IRS to audit his enemies.

    http://www.taxhistory.org/thp/readings.nsf/ArtWeb/F8723E3606CD79EC85256FF6006F82C3?OpenDocument

    The punks responsible for targeting “Tea Party” and “Patriot” organizations should be fired–AND AUDITED!

  13. TED says:

    There won’t be enough to go around after THEY have finished with what I want THEM to do with them!

  14. Flu-Bird says:

    Why dont old Coffe Cup A-Ninny lead the way by eating some killer bees still alive

  15. Katya Kakhov says:

    You can eat your own worm ridden garbage , if you run it through a chicken first . This isn’t some new discovery .

  16. SandyS says:

    Love the picture. My guess is it is a young Mormon missionary in some far away place making fun of the food he has to eat or the bugs in his apartment.

  17. SandyS says:

    Love picture. My guess is it is a young Mormon missionary in some far away place making fun of the food he has to eat or the bugs in his apartment.

  18. Jester says:

    Hey you guys — don’t knock the UN! They’re doing us a favor by gently preparing us for the coming joys of their future collective utopia.

  19. Conan says:

    I’d love to feed the UN maggots ladlefuls of shit.

  20. Flu-Bird says:

    SQUAWK SQUAWK WAITER THERES NO FLIES IN MY SOUP SQUAWK SQUAWK SQUAWK HYUK,HYUK,HYUK

  21. bobdog says:

    Speaking about Biblical Plagues, I wonder how many Muslim countries endorsed this brave new initiative?

    Anybody? Anybody? Beuhler?

  22. whotothewhat says:

    UN General “Let them eat BUGS!”

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