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Dec 21 2017

University College London Apologizes for Referencing White Christmas

Snow can’t help but be white. But the color white is still racist. Therefore, the concept of a white Christmas is racist — forcing University College London to cringingly apologize for having tweeted a thought crime:

The original tweet referred both to Bing Crosby’s now racist song, and to a large amount of local snowfall.

An apt response:

On a tip from Bodhisattva.

28 Responses to “University College London Apologizes for Referencing White Christmas”

  1. Mr. Freemarket says:

    I know how to make black show but many people seem to object to having air that is that dirty.

    Black snow matters.

  2. Mr. Freemarket says:

    BTW, I also know how to make yellow snow, but some people object to that, too.

  3. richard says:

    No white lines on the road, no Snow White, no white bathroom fixtures, no white bread, no white paper, no white anything… Any other silly apologies?

  4. richard says:

    Articles such as this should include the appropriate email addresses so our comments can be sent directly to the nitwits responsible.

  5. hoagie111 says:

    Agreed, Richard!

  6. 127guy says:

    Not a problem! They’ll be no Christmas in the UK soon enough, white or otherwise! Congrats useless Brits for being ahead of the curve. Canadian friends are certainly watching.

  7. 127guy says:

    Yes. I believe that snow is next to be outlawed.

  8. Mr. Freemarket says:

    We should also outlaw white light. It is clearly racist. (Physicists arguing that white light is all-inclusive are guilty of further thought crimes, since they are arguing white-man physics).

  9. Mr. Freemarket says:

    I’m dreaming of a white Ramadan…..

  10. 127guy says:

    Yes! And the royals will be no longer. They may actually have to find jobs.

  11. Nick Testa says:

    I don’t know why anyone allows these moonbat retards to dictate the conversation.. They only get away with this insanity because weaklings give them a platform to talk and actually listen, and these fools are more than welcome to take advantage of their new found soapbox…

    Anytime a progressive says something stupid just tell them to shut the fuck up… Don’t debate them, dont listen to what they say and if you feel the need to just explain to them how they’re wrong and why they’re fucking stupid.

    I’ve given up on reason with these moonbats – they have no reason, no integrity and no interest in the truth or why we have social issues and how to fix those issues.

    In short they’re useless pseudo-people that don’t deserve any attention and ZERO platform and they only exist and push their garbage because we allow it — we tolerate their abuse…

  12. Mark G. Hinge says:

    I suppose if there’s some misunderstanding, a quick explanation is in order, perhaps just to be polite…

    but apoloies, no, no way… it’s admitting to wrong doing, is rarely if ever even accepted, and it only justifies their silliness.

    Maybe Trump is on to something, he NEVER apologizes for offending anyone, ever.

  13. JackisBack says:

    Embrace your Whiteness, and curse the darkness. Even if it keeps you on the ignore list for most civil service jobs.

  14. Mr. Freemarket says:

    Not a chance. The same subjects that allow their island to be invaded will always support their royalty.

    Clearly the English do not value their freedom.

  15. 127guy says:

    You may be right. And none of them seem to have any useful skills whatsoever. And they’re inbred by now.

  16. MAS says:

    Cursive is mandatory…

  17. MAS says:

    Eventually it will come down to red snow…

  18. Mr. Freemarket says:

    Indeed it will.

  19. Mr. Freemarket says:

    Plus, there is considerable relief to what is drawn in the snow.

  20. Mr. Freemarket says:

    This with any sense immigrated to the US generations ago.

  21. Jodie says:

    Cocaine is white. Blacks should stick to black tar heroin.

  22. KHarn says:

    Snow problem!

  23. KHarn says:

    Use the new term, HERETIC: “not black”.

  24. MAS says:

    We may not know art but we do know what we like. 😉

  25. ICEvictim says:

    Airstrip One continues it’s swan dive into the ash heap of history.

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