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May 29 2018

Unreliable Report: 25% of NFL Players Could Sit Out Season in the Name of Moonbattery

Great news for the felon-infested NFL: some of the America-hating lowlifes who have been driving away fans may purge themselves from the league.

Activist and Intercept columnist Shaun King, claims that he’s spoken to “several NFL stars” who have told him that they’re “considering sitting out the season until the de facto ban on Eric Reid and Colin Kaepernick is removed.”

The report also claimed that the star players intended to “get 25% of the players to sit out with them.”

Surely if these overpaid sociopaths refuse to take the field over a washed-up quarterback not being signed, this will void their contracts and the league can show them the door. Then the NFL can begin the arduous task of repairing its sullied reputation. Advisable next steps would be pulling the plug on its social and racial justice committee and nixing the $89 million targeted to promoting black power moonbattery.

But wait — the source was Shaun King, the same dubiously black accused hate hoaxer, swindler, and plagiarist who just last week told us that a woman arrested for drunk driving had been raped and kidnapped by the police, after which bodycam footage revealed that police had done nothing inappropriate. Never mind.

On a tip from Chronos Z. Wonderpig.

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